Flying the Friendly Skies

[MM2004]

Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride! We would also like to thank you for choosing our airline, as we realize you have a choice in carriers!
Make sure your sound is on...

http://www.barry.fireflyinternet.co.u k/fun/files/pilot.htm

[Petrograde]

:rofl: that's great! :up:

I wish I could carry onboard...

[Donny Carlson]

And if any of those are discharged at altitude, whoever is nearest the exit hole in the fuselage will get sucked out through the opening, following shortly by a major section of the airframe.

http://www.aloha.net/~icarus/