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CRUZTAKER
03-06-2003, 02:33 PM
Well it finally happened today. After a morning snow storm, the sun came out, the snow melted, and the pavement dried.

What this vehicle was doing on the road this time of the year, I don't know.
A wonderfull Black Vette vertible passes me in heavy traffic, older, heavyset guy, grey hair, temp tags. He is definately driving aggressive. Weaving and tailgaiting, causing general frustration among the other drivers. A fed up ford ZX-3 with fart pipes is attempting to tag along....

An opportunity to to fall in behind arrises as the hi-way opens to two additional lanes, I fall in, the traffic opens up to nothing on the front door, ZX-3 is somewhere...not important now, I drop OD off and fall in hard and fast on the mannerless vette driver to see what he'll do.

Two black puffs of smoke.....I know now....he has hammered it!
I hammer it too, and much to my amazement, my MM stays not only on his ass, but I am able to side-by-side with this guy at WOT.

As end of open road approaches, I look at the speedo in amazement.
Approx 128 mph. OH MY GOD.....'s head. This on snow tires rated at 112 mph. The old guy did'nt even have balls to turn and look at me as I give him the "L" sign. I am grinning beyond belief, actually I am STILL grinning. As we slowed in traffic and I merged right to hit another hi-way, I hear a funny sound.......it's the ZX-3...... fart pipes a roaring and the driver giving me the thumbs up, laughing his ass off.

I HAVE FOUND MY CALLING...... :P

MAD-3R
03-06-2003, 02:41 PM
Nice Kill. Or at the very least he winged him.
"Tis just a flesh wound!"

vaderv
03-06-2003, 03:01 PM
SNICKER SNICKE SNICKER>> To all who are thinking of buying a Marauder, better do it quick befor the govt. makes it illegal. This thing is way more fun than drugs. ; )

UncleLar
03-06-2003, 03:51 PM
What do you want to bet that dude is at the dealers right now jumping on the poor service writers 'cause he got beat up by a Grand Marquis!
WE know it was really a Marauder that busted his bubble,but he probably doesn't have a clue.
Too bad he didn't have a babe or one of his buddies in the car to remind him at every opportunity.:burnout: :up: :beer:

Beadhead
03-06-2003, 05:04 PM
Quote: "Approx 128 mph. OH MY GOD.....'s head." LOL, That's a great story. Haven't tried this yet in the MM (too much snow up here), but I know what you mean from similar adventures in the Cobra. :beer: Rock on!

CRUZTAKER
03-06-2003, 06:19 PM
I almost forgot the plugs........verbal that is.

The following story was brought you in part by:

RPC PERFORMANCE PRODUCTS.....thanks DR, couln't have done it w/o u
TIMBERLAND BOOTS.....shoes that can hold a pedal
AND THE LETTER 'M'. .......the 13th letter of the alphabet
:P:

:burnout:

Reaper948
03-06-2003, 06:30 PM
HELL YEAH CRUZ!

merc406
03-06-2003, 08:45 PM
The Vette weren't no Z06.

CRUZTAKER
03-07-2003, 04:36 AM
Apparently it "wernt"...........

mad man
03-07-2003, 05:11 AM
ex vette owner:D

vaderv
03-07-2003, 12:58 PM
I have a friend in the neighborhood that has a vette. He doesnt believe your thread cruz.. I have offered to prove it to him. So far he hasn't takin me up on the offer. ; )

merc406
03-07-2003, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by mad man
ex vette owner:D

Yep, a 79 L82 and a 427, back when I had extra cash layin around. LOL!! :rock: :bounce: :rasta:

Reaper948
03-09-2003, 12:55 PM
tell u what,

the KB-S Would take on the vette

Reaper948
03-09-2003, 12:56 PM
the vette being the Z06 of course

CRUZTAKER
03-09-2003, 03:04 PM
OK Reap,;)

Thanks, but no need to stick up for me. Former and present vette owners are tough nuts to break. As well as mustang owners.....etc.:coolman:

It's no big deal, I was there, merc wasn't. :burnout:

Afterall, this IS the STORYboard, the point is to share cool stories and cheer each other on, not shoot each other down:flamer: