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ghost
06-19-2003, 09:44 PM
I just got my car back from the shop with fresh 4.11's and the new rear-end girdle. I had been without my car nearly two weeks and things were getting serious with my mental health, so when I did get it back I had to go out cruising after work. I filled up the Ghost with some fresh 93 and hit the bricks.

Apparently I wasn't the only one out there with criminal mischief on his mind tonight.

Up ahead, on the 6-lane 45 m.p.h. primary road I was on, I see a black MM cruising with Michigan plates, "He's a long way from home," I thought. "Must be on vacation." A closer inspection revealed backseat weasels and wife.com in the passenger seat. Confirmed vacationers. Or they just moved here and were going out to dinner.

I didn't think he'd try anything, so I just passed by in the center lane and didn't think much of it. But in the back of my mind I figured he bought the MM for a reason, so I kept my windows down and my left eye on the sideview mirror, just in case.

He got two car lengths behind me then I heard him nail it. It sounded good. I gave him some time to wind up and I nailed it when he approached my back bumper. Unfortunately for him, my speed at the time, 40 m.p.h., is a particularly effective sweet spot, given my car's powerband and gearing.

The Ghost's front end lurched up and I took off.....he never got as far as my rear door when he started drifting back. He could not pass, heh. I didn't feel too proud though, since he had extra weight and it wouldn't even be a fair fight anyway if he was stock. I wondered if his wife put him up to it or if it was a call made by the ship's captain. He crossed behind me and turned off into a restaurant area. I doubled back but didn't see him anymore.

On the way back home, same road, I spied a sinister-looking, black Lightning, one of the newer ones. He passed me. I passed him, just scoping each other out.

Then, from behind, I hear this tremendous ROAR, and he comes screamin' past me like the Hand of God himself was pushing him along! Man that thing sounded naaaasty. I knew he could take me in the quarter, but I just had to try him at a light from a stop. My starts from zero are mad quick, with the torquey motor, 4.11's and converter.

As luck would have it, a clear intersection approached and the lights turned red. We were now side by side, him to my left. His windows were tinted, I could not see the driver.

I looked around. Nighttime makes me nervous on the streets. Things in the shadows are sneaky around here and two very loud vehicles can attract a lot of attention from these things, possibly resulting in suspension of license or jail time.

I looked up and the light changed. We both start off mid-throttle then I hear him go. I then punch it and do a quick burnout, then the Ghost hooks and I'm AHEAD. He's at my freakin' rear bumper. My car makes the 1-2 shift and the tires squawk, I'm still ahead by the same distance. I hit 45 m.p.h. and immediately let off, the sound of our cars was too hellacious in unison, you could probably hear us a half-mile away. Like I said, I didn't want to attract attention like that. Call me chicken. "BOK, BOK" is my reply.

Naturally he couldn't hear me let off with the sound of his truck still full-bore, so he went flying past me with a sound so loud that I thought I was going to have to have ear surgery! After he flew past I saw him hit the brakes immediately, then change lanes. I made a U-turn and left the area.

Given a full quarter-mile, hell, even an eighth, he'd have passed me no problem. I can't keep up with those trucks. But what I can do is take them from light to light, apparently, since he even got the jump on me at the light and I could fend him off briefly. But it's like fighting a shark....you might survive for a few seconds, then you're dead meat.

Eric

JamesHecker
06-19-2003, 10:33 PM
Fun story, Eric. :D

I wonder how I would do against ya now that I have the 4:10's, T/C, DR chip, plugs and stat?

ghost
06-19-2003, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by JamesHecker
Fun story, Eric. :D

I wonder how I would do against ya now that I have the 4:10's, T/C, DR chip, plugs and stat?

Thanks. :)

That's a good question. Is your car faster than Sarge's old MM?

Eric

Bigdogjim
06-20-2003, 01:06 AM
Well written Ghost! Fun night no tickets. Can't beat that.
Every time I get out and about it rains :cry:

ghost
06-20-2003, 01:22 AM
Originally posted by Bigdogjim
Well written Ghost! Fun night no tickets. Can't beat that.
Every time I get out and about it rains :cry:

Thanks, Bigdogjim. I try to make my stories interesting to read as well as truthful.

I think Virginia is in for a sunny weekend, the first one in about 9 straight weekends. The streets will be hoppin' Friday and Saturday night! I will have my son, so there will be no juvenile Tom Foolery on my part, as is my Rule.

RCSignals
06-20-2003, 02:34 AM
Good story.
The Marauder may not have tried to pass. I can hear his wife now, and pointing out their restaraunt is just right there :lol:

I used to have a fairly stock drive train 1940 Plymouth coupe. (Black with the best flame job I've ever seen, modern 15" wheels, radials, and Moon full wheel cover dics)
You'd be surprised at the cars it could beat off the line, and up to 30mph :lol:

merc
06-20-2003, 07:37 AM
One day we will have to meet, maybe at the track for some fun.

:burnout: :banana:

ghost
06-21-2003, 10:50 PM
Originally posted by merc
One day we will have to meet, maybe at the track for some fun.

:burnout: :banana:

Eh, you'd probably win.

[NODS TO N20] :D

Eric