50 Worst Album Covers, lol.

[CBT]

http://www.ktla.com/community/photos/stv-fiftyworstalbumcovers,0,194951 7.photogallery

27, 31, and 41!

[breeze]

deff. 39 n 41 are funny.

[Egon Spengler]

#46 should be THE BEST album cover of all time! That was awesome!

[Blackened300a]

http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687302.jpg

Catch the name of track #9? Cry for help? :D

[CBT]

http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687302.jpg

Catch the name of track #9? Cry for help? :D

LOL! Didn't even read those. Is the one after it the sequel?

[Blackened300a]

LOL! Didn't even read those. Is the one after it the sequel?

Yes then the 3rd one after it shows acceptance. :D

[Egon Spengler]

LOL! If you put all those songs titles together it creates a story of a young rape victim who grew to enjoy it!

http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687302.jpg

Catch the name of track #9? Cry for help? :D

[CBT]

LOL! If you put all those songs titles together it creates a story of a young rape victim who grew to enjoy it!

Or just had a prostate exam :(

[Motorhead350]

36 is just disturbing....

[Egon Spengler]

36 is just disturbing....
Yeah that definitely is. My grandmother used to play an organ like that. She had all 10 fingers though.

[Blackened300a]

http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687288.jpg

I don't see what the hell this guys so happy about. I don't think I would be too happy if my face looked like a roast beef.

[Motorhead350]

He survived a grease fire???????

[Egon Spengler]

http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687288.jpg

I don't see what the hell this guys so happy about. I don't think I would be too happy if my face looked like a roast beef.
Read caption below pic! His soul was restored... just not his face...

[CBT]

22409
The Braillettes!

Featuring thier smash hit ....:::.:...
Who could forget this classic : .: ..:.

Order now, you :::.:...'s!

[SAAAAAC]

All my friends are dead! HAHAHAH!!

[Egon Spengler]

22409
The Braillettes!

Featuring thier smash hit ....:::.:...
Who could forget this classic : .: ..:.

Order now, you :::.:...'s!
Wow.... That was mean! LOL!!

[CBT]

Wow.... That was mean! LOL!!
Lighten up, they ain't gonna read it!

[Egon Spengler]

This one is for Casey. Point to where the doctor stuck his finger again please...
http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687462.jpg

[CBT]

22410

Featuring all 3 of his hits!

"Look! I can see my reflection on the hood of my DTR!"
and
"Go White Sox!"
plus
"Wanna Ride on my Drill Rig, sailor?"

[CBT]

This one is for Casey. Point to where the doctor stuck his finger again please...
http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687462.jpg
There was nothing "Slim" or "Goodbody" about it! :(

[CBT]

22411
If it takes two hands to play a guitar, WHAT'S HOLDING UP THAT PUPPET ?!

[CBT]

22412
Request DENIED.

[CBT]

22413
Lapels were that big back then so you could stash your cans of hairspray under each side. Or the rest of your rape kit.

[Egon Spengler]

22410

Featuring all 3 of his hits!

"Look! I can see my reflection on the hood of my DTR!"
and
"Go White Sox!"
plus
"Wanna Ride on my Drill Rig, sailor?"
LOL! That is great!

There was nothing "Slim" or "Goodbody" about it! :(
oh and LOL!

[CBT]

22414
Featuring their hit "Maw's got a full sized factory spare on top of her hair"

[CBT]

22415
Featuring the hits!
"If you carry an axe, cute girls in short skirts smile at you"
and
"When they see what's in the bag, they quit smiling at you"

[CBT]

22416
Wait, which one?

[PonyUP]

22416
Wait, which one?

That must have been before his Fresh Prince of Bel Air days. See what Scientology does to you

[CBT]

22417

John Bult's classic first album!
His second? "Live from county lock up"
Followed by: "Registered sex offender, thanks Julie!"

[dakslim]

Looks somewhat like the "dang dude" guy! http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687445.jpg

[Blackened300a]

http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687410.jpg

I could understand the sour cream part from these old broads, but Im scared to ask what the other delights are. :puke::eek:

[Krytin]

Looks somewhat like the "dang dude" guy! http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687445.jpg

Looks like CBT's first solo album!

[Blackened300a]

http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687747.jpg
http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687733.jpg

I think the dress fits him better. :D

[Blackened300a]

http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687445.jpg

You know you're hairy when your teeth can grow a mustache.

[CBT]

http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687410.jpg

I could understand the sour cream part from these old broads, but Im scared to ask what the other delights are. :puke::eek:

Thier most recent album "Erectionkiller" has sold over 7 copies, and has gone Tin Foil.

[Blackened300a]

Thier most recent album "Erectionkiller" has sold over 7 copies, and has gone Tin Foil.

Im a fan of their later albums " Men O pause" and "snow white muff" ,but it depends on my mood. :D

[CBT]

http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687410.jpg


Thier live versions of 'Achey Breaky Hip' and 'Pink Cataract' still cause the menfolk to shake thier walkers.

[CBT]

http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687747.jpg


From his website:

http://www.littledavidwilkins.com/images/tit-about.jpg

Little David was happy writing songs and entertaining in a Nashville Nitery until Producer Owen Bradley and MCA Records offered him a recording contract which produced him four National Top Ten Hits and several Top Twenty Hits such as, One monkey Don't Stop No Show,Butter Beans, and The Good night Special. Little David has always attracted some of the greatest record producers, including his first producer and the father of Rock-n-Roll, Sam Phillips of Sun Records in Memphis, when David was twenty years old. Sam Phillips discovered Elvis, Jerry Lee Lewis, Johnny Cash, Carl Perkins, and Roy Orbison, to name a few. David feels so blessed to have been put in this stable of stars. Wilkins has recorded five albums including his newly released Hot Country CD,The Boogie Woogie Man,a must for anyones music library. If another adjective were invented for this extraordinary, unparalleled performer it would have to be incredible. Incredible in performance. Incredible in creativity. Incredible in audience appeal. What else can you say about a man who has had nearly 100 songs recorded by himself and many other major stars. David has writing so many hits to his credit and didn't even start to write until he was and adult? He has written aproximately 1,500 songs in his career. And what else can you say about a man who taught himself to play the piano in three days and on the third day, played in front of an audience? Or a man who can elevate a dish of Butter Beans into the statis of a country music, comic standard. Incredible.

Appearently, we can thank him for causing the adjective "incredible" to be invented. Incredible.

[PonyUP]

Thier live versions of 'Achey Breaky Hip' and 'Pink Cataract' still cause the menfolk to shake thier walkers.


Who could forget these timeless classics

"Walker this Way"
"Pour Some Sour Cream on Me"
"Don't stop Alieving"
And of course
"Time for me to Die"

[CBT]

Who could forget these timeless classics

"Walker this Way"
"Pour Some Sour Cream on Me"
"Don't stop Alieving"
And of course
"Time for me to Die"

LMMFAO !!

They have a new one out
"These Boots Were Made For Walkering"

[PonyUP]

LMMFAO !!

They have a new one out
"These Boots Were Made For Walkering"

Damn, is it on Itunes yet? I haven't heard it. But I heard they're releasing

"Canasta Face"
"You give breath, a bad name"
"Am I dead or alive"
"Need Medicine"
And a remake of "The Stroke"

[Egon Spengler]

Don't forget this cat's smash hit, "We're all beautiful... in God's eyes..."
http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687302.jpg

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22418
Featuring the smash hits:

'I Didn't Know The Gun Was Loaded'
'Taste This Potato Salad That's Been Sitting On The Counter For 6 Days'
'Pin The Tail on The Moving 18 Wheeler'
'We'll Beat The Train, Don't Worry'
'Let's Set Off Homemade Fireworks'
'Don't Go To The Doctor, That Doesn't Look Infected'

[PonyUP]

Don't forget this cat's smash hit, "We're all beautiful... in God's eyes..."
http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687302.jpg

And soon to be released
"Chokin in the Boys Room"
"Detroit C*ck City"
"Whoomp, there's my Teeth"
and the remake of "Private Eyes"

[CBT]

Damn, is it on Itunes yet? I haven't heard it. But I heard they're releasing

"Canasta Face"
"You give breath, a bad name"
"Am I dead or alive"
"Need Medicine"
And a remake of "The Stroke"

I hope they include
'Afternoon Goodnight'
and
'Wheel In This Guy'

[PonyUP]

I hope they include
'Afternoon Goodnight'
and
'Wheel In This Guy'

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Those are on the greatest hits album entitled "If you like Sour cream, wait until you see what we do with Tobassco"

[RoyLPita]

Out of those 50 covers, how many of them were done by Sears, JCPenney, or Olin Mills photo dept?

[CBT]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Those are on the greatest hits album entitled "If you like Sour cream, wait until you see what we do with Tobassco"

Remember their Metal Years hits?

'Enter Bedpan'
'Clap The Lights'
'....And Prunejuice For All'
'Ride The Scooter'

and
"Beyond The Realms of Teeth'
'Sleeping After Midnight'
'Hellbent for Pleather'
'Freewheelchair Burning'

or
'Can I play With Crosswords'
'Run To The Pills'

and many many more!

[a_d_a_m]

Oh this thread is delivering the LOLZZZZ


http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687731.jpg

Looks like he wants to "borrow a feelin'" in the back of that creepy van parked outside the trailer park...


Also, is it sad that I own more than one of these? Namely these two:
http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687132.jpg
http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687285.jpg
Got 'em downstairs.


Annnnnnnnnd...
The Frivolous Five (http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687410.jpg) cover is actually a play on a Herb Alpert album:
http://www.christameola.com/blog/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/herb_alpert_whipped_cream_chri sta_meola.png

[PonyUP]

Remember their Metal Years hits?

'Enter Bedpan'
'Clap The Lights'
'....And Prunejuice For All'
'Ride The Scooter'

and
"Beyond The Realms of Teeth'
'Sleeping After Midnight'
'Hellbent for Pleather'
'Freewheelchair Burning'

or
'Can I play With Crosswords'
'Run To The Pills'

and many many more!

Oh that was a great time in their career with songs like

"Countdown to Exumation"
"95 and Nasty"
"Raining Blood Medication"
"Painkiller" (Didn't even have to rename that one)

But don't forget their classic rock period too

"I've lost all feeling"
"Caught up in soup"
"Turn up the hearing aid"
and "When the bowels come tumbling down"

[CBT]

Right you are, Pony! And how about thier Elvis covers?
'Hipbreak Hotel'
'Blue Suede Snuggi's'
'Teddy Hair'
'Viva BONIVA'
and
'Glove Me Tender'




Oh that was a great time in their career with songs like

"Countdown to Exumation"
"95 and Nasty"
"Raining Blood Medication"
"Painkiller" (Didn't even have to rename that one)

But don't forget their classic rock period too

"I've lost all feeling"
"Caught up in soup"
"Turn up the hearing aid"
and "When the bowels come tumbling down"

[Haggis]

'Glove Me Tender'

Casey you had that one performed on you the other day by your doctor.

[Egon Spengler]

Right you are, Pony! And how about thier Elvis covers?
'Hipbreak Hotel'
'Blue Suede Snuggi's'
'Teddy Hair'
'Viva BONIVA'
and
'Glove Me Tender'
How about Boniva Apple Bum... LOL

[PonyUP]

Right you are, Pony! And how about thier Elvis covers?
'Hipbreak Hotel'
'Blue Suede Snuggi's'
'Teddy Hair'
'Viva BONIVA'
and
'Glove Me Tender'

Holy cow, how could I forget that era, that was right around the time they tried country too wasn't it

"I can't get up from low places"
"No Beating Heart"


and the pop period

"Still a Virgin"
"Purple Hair"
"Heat of Depends"
"Grandma's just want to have fun"
and the remake of Olivia Newton John's "Physical"

[Egon Spengler]

"Heat of Depends"
"You know how I know you're ghey? You framed an Asia poster."

(from 40 year old virgin)

[CBT]

Holy cow, how could I forget that era, that was right around the time they tried country too wasn't it

"I can't get up from low places"
"No Beating Heart"


and the pop period

"Still a Virgin"
"Purple Hair"
"Heat of Depends"
"Grandma's just want to have fun"
and the remake of Olivia Newton John's "Physical"

I saw them at LollapaloozzzzZZZZzzz...*snick *zzzz... back in the day. Their set really had the crowd semi-attentive!

'Who Let The Logs Out?'
'She's Only 73'
'Shat Bottom Girls'
'Me So Ornery'
'Blister In The Bun'
'Glove Hurts'
'Take a Walker on The Wild Side'

[Egon Spengler]

I saw them at LollapaloozzzzZZZZzzz...*snick *zzzz... back in the day. Their set really had the crowd semi-attentive!

'Who Let The Logs Out?'
'She's Only 73'
'Shat Bottom Girls'
'Me So Ornery'
'Blister In The Bun'
'Glove Hurts'
'Take a Walker on The Wild Side'
I heard a song that you wrote about your doctor's visit... "Glove Stinks"

[CBT]

I heard a song that you wrote about your doctor's visit... "Glove Stinks"

LOL, it helps to laugh about it. Wait, no it doesn't.

[Go2GuyFL]

I think I still have that Herb Albert album somewhere in a peach crate full of old LPs. Anybody have this one growing up? It had slick foil to make a mirror in the middle of the cover:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/076241247X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[PonyUP]

I saw them at LollapaloozzzzZZZZzzz...*snick *zzzz... back in the day. Their set really had the crowd semi-attentive!

'Who Let The Logs Out?'
'She's Only 73'
'Shat Bottom Girls'
'Me So Ornery'
'Blister In The Bun'
'Glove Hurts'
'Take a Walker on The Wild Side'

They was a great show they put on, the wheelchair choreography was something else, and the encore set, whew

"Running with the Shovel"
"You Shook me All night long" (Turned out I was dead)
"Thunderbutt"
"I'm not P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)
"Scooter Paradise"
"How you Remind Me (Of Who I really Am)" the Alzheimers song
"Every Scooter has a horn"
And "I Can't Thrive at 55"

[Blackened300a]

They was a great show they put on, the wheelchair choreography was something else, and the encore set, whew

"Running with the Shovel"
"You Shook me All night long" (Turned out I was dead)
"Thunderbutt"
"I'm not P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)
"Scooter Paradise"
"How you Remind Me (Of Who I really Am)" the Alzheimers song
"Every Scooter has a horn"
And "I Can't Thrive at 55"

http://usera.imagecave.com/mikehalford/enough%20already.bmp.jpg

YES WE GET IT ALREADY THEY ARE ****ING OLD!!!

[CBT]

Oh this thread is delivering the LOLZZZZ


http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687731.jpg

Looks like he wants to "borrow a feelin'" in the back of that creepy van parked outside the trailer park...


Also, is it sad that I own more than one of these? Namely these two:
http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687132.jpg
http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687285.jpg
Got 'em downstairs.


Annnnnnnnnd...
The Frivolous Five (http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687410.jpg) cover is actually a play on a Herb Alpert album:
http://www.christameola.com/blog/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/herb_alpert_whipped_cream_chri sta_meola.png


I'd like to borrow a feelin' myself. I'm feelin' corrective lenses, there Cody. I'd hit that. And she ain't too bad herself. A banana split with Las Chicas Boom Booms on it. That's what I'm feelin'.

[Black Dynamite]

I think they missed one of my all-time favorite bad album covers:

http://old.incredibleeagle.com/images/covers/devastatin-dave.jpg

[SMOKE]

http://bc.images.trb.com/media/photo/2008-05/38687241.jpg

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTEXj_g2BI2n bVEUiWD3xF31YwVheCtr-5VWkCxs1MCyZ7P6_w&t=1&usg=__0Rx4AqQG8EgpaowkzKX6Bzw0 V8M=

"Heeeeeer's JOHNNY!"

J

[CBT]

lolololol!!

[Bluerauder]

27, 31, and 41!

That was a wasted 10 minutes. I want my time back. :P

[BADMERC]

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/140/m_5f77f068900a4bf5b7b46078b290 992e.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.view Albums&friendID=83648246)

[BADMERC]

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/rocks/assets_c/2009/07/BradfordHandi-thumb-250x250.jpg (http://blogs.houstonpress.com/rocks/BradfordHandi.jpg)These are getting worse!

[justbob]

I can't recall who's truck I was posing for this day back in '90. Good times though.
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn19/marauding4life/mullet.jpg

[guspech750]

I can't recall who's truck I was posing for this day back in '90. Good times though.
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn19/marauding4life/mullet.jpg:rofl::rofl:

[justbob]

IDK, something looks fishy here Casey......
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn19/marauding4life/Casey-2.jpg
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn19/marauding4life/dangdude.jpg