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    Cool For Our East Coast Firends - Win XP New Joisey Style

    Subject: Windows XP New Joisey

    Dear Consumas:

    It has come ta our attention dat a cupola copies of the Windows XP New Joisey Edition may have been shipped
    outsida Joisey. If ya got one a dese, youse may need some help unnerstanin da commands.

    Da Joisey edition may be recognized by da unique openin' screen. It reads: "Windas XP", wit a background pitcha a
    Hoboken. When youse start da program, instead a da usual stringy like music, you hear a little Springsteen. It's also
    shipped wit a Sopranos screen sava.

    Please also note:
    Recycle bin is labeled "Newark"

    My Computer is called "My Fri$%in' Computa"

    The Inbox is referred to as "Da Trunk"

    Deleted items are referred to as "Wacked", "Erased" or "Rubbed Out"

    Control Panel is known as "The Bosses"

    Performing an "illegal operation" is known as "Enhancin' da Family Business" and will actually maximize da program
    instead a shuttin' it down

    Hard Drive is referred to as "Da Turnpike on Da Way to Da Shore"

    Instead of an error message, "You Ain't Gonna Friggin' Believe Dis'" pops up.

    Changes in Terminology in Da Joisey Edition:
    OK . . . . Sure ting

    Cancel . . . . Fugetabouit

    Reset . . . . Start ova

    Yeas . . . . Yeah

    No . . . . Nah

    Find . . . . Put a Contract Out On

    Browse . . . . Get a Looksee

    Back . . . . U-Toin

    Help . . . . Get Your Own Fri%$in' Ansa

    Stop . . . . Knock it Off

    Start . . . . Move it

    Settings . . . . Here's da Rules

    We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you mistakenly got a copy of the Joisey Edition (not).

    You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.

    You gotta problem wit dat?


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    Jrzygirl's gunna be on ya now!

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    That is freakin' hilarious. You nailed dem bennys to a T. I was in Belmar, NJ for the past two nights and had to listen to about 300 guys runnin there mouths like that. AGH!! Makes you wanna laugh in their face. "Hey!! I'm walkin' here!!" "Yo, Guy, gimme a Corona!" "Hey, Buddy, you got faw cortas faw a dolla?? I gotta pay da meeta. Tanks, Guy."

    For the absolute best in Benny photography, go to www.gleny.com. This guy is out everyday and every night on the Jersey Shore taking pictures of the hottest women (both clothed and unclothed) and of the funniest looking sights to be had. Make sure to check out his "Bennys-Go-Home" car that he drives around the shore to express his dislike for the "boys of summer".
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    HeHe...spent every christmas and a week every summer near the Joisy shore with my GrandParents we had the neighboor kids convinced we rode horses to school and had two (only two due to zoning) oil wells in the backyard!!!

    In Texas almost everyone says hi, talks on the elevator, whatever but in Jersey I did an experiment where I siad Hi to the teller at the different drugstores and they all looked at me like an idiot
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    Big ass scratch in driver front rim(gives it character)
    Another Big Ass Scratch On Rear Bumper (Even More Character)
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    Hey, when ah you gonna make XP faw us New Englandahs, Ahm shuwa it would sell. Maybe a Quahog screen savah, Cape Card calandah ( the one that shows a piccha of Ted K drivin on the sidewalks of Hyanis to mok the first day of summa), and the Dell's lemonade girls. We seem to be left outta yaw demographics and ah stahtin to develope a complex about it. If yowa not caahful we'll send the Big Blue Bug afta you.

    Sinceahly, a swamp yankee
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    Originally posted by Paul T. Casey
    If yowa not caahful we'll send the Big Blue Bug afta you.
    Paul: I bet there aren't more than 2 other people on this board that will get that reference...

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    I know, you know and he knows, thats 3. What does this all have to do with the Marauder anyway. Needs to be posted somewhere else.

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    Menace, the lounge is where all the sill and or irrelevant stuff goes.
    Gone, but not forgotten

    "I don't drink beer, I drink Guinness."

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    Yeppers the lounge is for BS...although we have been asked to keep it to a minimum I though some of you Easties would enjoy...if we cant laugh at oursleves who can we laugh at.....Now go mow the yaaawd!
    '03 Marauder
    Ford Wheel Locks
    OEM CD Changer
    Trunk Org
    Big ass scratch in driver front rim(gives it character)
    Another Big Ass Scratch On Rear Bumper (Even More Character)
    35% all around

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