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    Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women . . .

    I'll probably catch h*ll for this, but here goes. .

    10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably >>let you try it out a few times.

    7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a >>backup.

    6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

    3. A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman:

    1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun!


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    Talking Man are you in trouble now!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis
    Lucky for him, he ain't gonna be at the CAM doo, Sunday. Lisa would bring an extra can of whoopass.

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    It's important that a man have a woman that gives him great sex when he needs it, that he have a woman that will take care of the incidental chores of daily life that he doesn't have the time or energy to do because of his work, that he have a woman who will bear him children and raise them according their agreed principles, and that he have a woman that admires and adores him for who and what he is, faults and all.

    But most importantly, it is imperative that these four women never meet each other.

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    Uh, . . You're It!

    Thanks David,

    After being nervous for a couple of hours, I can see now focus will be directed at you thus getting me off the hook.

    Mike.

    Quote Originally Posted by David Morton
    It's important that a man have a woman that gives him great sex when he needs it, that he have a woman that will take care of the incidental chores of daily life that he doesn't have the time or energy to do because of his work, that he have a woman who will bear him children and raise them according their agreed principles, and that he have a woman that admires and adores him for who and what he is, faults and all.

    But most importantly, it is imperative that these four women never meet each other.

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    Speak for yourself............

    If you prefer guns over women then your not a real man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by David Morton
    But most importantly, it is imperative that these four women never meet each other.
    ^^^^^ ^^^^^
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    What??

    WTF?



    Quit being a and go clean your engine.

    Mike.

    Quote Originally Posted by MARAUDER S/C #5
    Speak for yourself............

    If you prefer guns over women then your not a real man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MM2004
    I'll probably catch h*ll for this, but here goes. .

    10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably >>let you try it out a few times.

    7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a >>backup.

    6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

    3. A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman:

    1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MM2004
    WTF?



    Quit being a and go clean your engine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DefyantWife
    Sheeeeeeee's Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack !!!
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    Now That was funny and it wasn't what this thread is about..

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    Quote Originally Posted by DefyantWife

    Sorry, truth hurts....on both accounts!









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    Antes morrer livres que em paz sujeitos
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    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants alike. It is the tree's natural manure." -Thomas Jefferson

    "The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government." - Thomas Jefferson

    The Constitution guarantees our rights as American citizens, the 2nd Amendment protects those rights


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