Let's see what everyone comes up with.
I'll start with my favorites,
Cracked
H***
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leak
Every
Time.
Or,..
First
On
Race
Day.
Disclaimer:
(I am not a Lawyer).
Mike.
Let's see what everyone comes up with.
I'll start with my favorites,
Cracked
H***
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leak
Every
Time.
Or,..
First
On
Race
Day.
Disclaimer:
(I am not a Lawyer).
Mike.
D rips
O il
D rops
G rease
E verywhere
F ix
I t
A gain
T ony
Bluerauder
'03 MM 300B
#67 of 328
Dark Blue Pearl with Light Flint interior(1 of 215)
Black Pearl "Aarrrrr Type"
'12 Taurus SHO 3.5 L Ecoboost V6 24V DOHC DI Twin Turbo
(365 HP, 350 TQ)
#318 of 478
Tuxedo Black Metallic with Charcoal Black Leather interior (1 of 415)
Member Capital Area Marauders (CAM)
since April '04
Bluerauder's Garage -- Pics and Other Info
Sixteen (16) years of CAM Meets, Regional, and Marauderville MM Event History & Upcoming (in RED) Events is Here
Move
Over
Pig
Ain't
Running
God Bless our Troops
God Bless the U.S.A.
F ound
O n
R oad
D ***
MM03 , black (Is there any other color?)
Trilogy # 120
Zainoed
JLT CAI
Ford Spelled Backwards:
Driver
Returns
On
Foot
Chevy IROC:
Italian
Retard
Out
Cruising
Dodge:
Dirty
Old
Domestic
Gas
Eater
Ill leave out Pontiac
2003 MERCURY MARAUDER 300A
Build Date
5/31/02
Sequence#
#363 of 7839 Black Marauders
Dyno tested power
450 RWHP & 405 RWTQ on 93 octane
Best 1/4 mile time to date
12.456@109mph
Visit my Garage
Blackened300a's Garage
Fu**ed
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge
I know a few others....but I dont feel like getting kicked off the site any time soon
RIP 03 Procharged Marauder/FIT Kit #3.
New Toy: 2001 Mustang GT built motor, heads, cams, and a Procharger D1sc. 539rwhp 457rwtq 11.5@125 on stock rear end and bald drag radials.
Fixed
Or
Repaired
Daily
I had fewer problems when driving a Dodge, and "nothing says failure like driving a Dodge."
Find
Other
Ride
Dumbass
Self-importance is our greatest enemy. Think about it - what weakens us is feeling offended by the deeds and misdeeds of our fellowmen. Our self-importance requires that we spend most of our lives offended by someone. -- Carlos Castaneda
Old
Ladies
Drive
Slowly
Mostly
Over
Bridges
Into
Lake
Erie
God Bless our Troops
God Bless the U.S.A.
Just before I read your post I was thinking to myself "No one has mentioned Pontiac."Originally Posted by Blackened300a
Flip
Over
R***
Directions
Dumb
Owners
Don't
Get
Engines
'04 MARAUDERBorn on 4/20/04 -- Foster Care on 5/11/04 -- Adopted on 01/27/05Heated Seats 6 Disc CD Changer MoonroofJLT CAI--Silverstars Heads/Fogs--SCT-9100SB IX - SB X - SB XIII - SB XIV - SB XL - SB XLIIITrilogy S/C In Due Time
My
Old
Plymouth
Aint
Running
Found
On
Road
D***
Garbage
Truck
Option
Feeble
Italian
Attempt at
Technology
Swedish
Automobile
Always
Broken
Dan
Rest area, rest home -- what difference does it make? I'm sure Grandma enjoyed seeing all those big trucks pulling in and out.
Good.
Mexican.
Cars.
All my cousins have GMCs so it must be true. LOL.
Get
My
Checkbook repairs are a comin
'04 MARAUDERBorn on 4/20/04 -- Foster Care on 5/11/04 -- Adopted on 01/27/05Heated Seats 6 Disc CD Changer MoonroofJLT CAI--Silverstars Heads/Fogs--SCT-9100SB IX - SB X - SB XIII - SB XIV - SB XL - SB XLIIITrilogy S/C In Due Time
And a few more,..
Please
Leave
Your
Mother
Out
From
Under
The
Hood
God's
Mechanical
Curse
General
Malfunction
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