View Full Version : Absolutely smoked an AUDI TT
CRUZTAKER
06-01-2004, 06:00 PM
Well, I know I'm supposed to be on bedrest, but the doctor wanted to see me today, and although I am sore and coughing up a storm, the inhalers help, and I felt up to driving the 15 highway miles to the hospital.
On the way back home on our large, long, and wide east/west artery, along comes a souped up silver Audi TT. He's being real aggressive, and running hard. Well, you all know what needed to be done. I dropped in behind him in lane 1 and waited for traffic to clear....and waited...and waited. He is very aware of my intentions, and ready to play. It's down to one semi in the hammer lane not moving and the Audi makes his move to lane 3, it's wide open. I won't cross two lanes like that ,so I figure it's over as I hear the loud exhaust screaming. Just as he hits his open lane, the semi moves and low and behold, no traffic in sight. We both have open lanes, but he is going back to 2 with intentions of getting back into the hammer lane. From 70 mph I bang it with the OD off, and within micro seconds I have made up 60 feet. The Audi was screaming when I passed it at 125. He had no chance, knew it, and I never did see where he got off to, as HIS game was over.
I just love smoking sports cars on wide open roads....now it's time to find that Nissan 300Z my wife keeps seeing in our neighborhood. It has plates that read..."V8 EATER". Yah, right. I hope that guy is taking Prilosec, cause his belly won't be big enough for this V8!
Haggis
06-01-2004, 06:06 PM
Well, I know I'm supposed to be on bedrest, but the doctor wanted to see me today, and although I am sore and coughing up a storm, the inhalers help, and I felt up to driving the 15 highway miles to the hospital.
On the way back home on our large, long, and wide east/west artery, along comes a souped up silver Audi TT. He's being real aggressive, and running hard. Well, you all know what needed to be done. I dropped in behind him in lane 1 and waited for traffic to clear....and waited...and waited. He is very aware of my intentions, and ready to play. It's down to one semi in the hammer lane not moving and the Audi makes his move to lane 3, it's wide open. I won't cross two lanes like that ,so I figure it's over as I hear the loud exhaust screaming. Just as he hits his open lane, the semi moves and low and behold, no traffic in sight. We both have open lanes, but he is going back to 2 with intentions of getting back into the hammer lane. From 70 mph I bang it with the OD off, and within micro seconds I have made up 60 feet. The Audi was screaming when I passed it at 125. He had no chance, knew it, and I never did see where he got off to, as HIS game was over.
I just love smoking sports cars on wide open roads....now it's time to find that Nissan 300Z my wife keeps seeing in our neighborhood. It has plates that read..."V8 EATER". Yah, right. I hope that guy is taking Prilosec, cause his belly won't be big enough for this V8!
Great kill Barry :up: and forget the Prilosec he's going to need Viagra to keep (it) up.
bigslim
06-01-2004, 06:13 PM
Barry, quit racing and get your a$$ back in bed. Racing will be there when you get better.
Bluerauder
06-01-2004, 06:14 PM
Well, I know I'm supposed to be on bedrest, "...snip..." From 70 mph I bang it with the OD off, and within micro seconds I have made up 60 feet. The Audi was screaming when I passed it at 125. He had no chance, knew it, and I never did see where he got off to, as HIS game was over.
Nice kill !!! :up: Now back to bed for your rest. You ain't never gonna knock down pneumonia tracking down Audi's and 350Z's
MENINBLK
06-01-2004, 06:16 PM
Barry,
What ever your doctor has prescribed for you is definitely working !
Get Well FAST !!!
hitchhiker
06-01-2004, 09:22 PM
Well, I know I'm supposed to be on bedrest, but the doctor wanted to see me today, and although I am sore and coughing up a storm, the inhalers help, and I felt up to driving the 15 highway miles to the hospital.
On the way back home on our large, long, and wide east/west artery, along comes a souped up silver Audi TT. He's being real aggressive, and running hard. Well, you all know what needed to be done. I dropped in behind him in lane 1 and waited for traffic to clear....and waited...and waited. He is very aware of my intentions, and ready to play. It's down to one semi in the hammer lane not moving and the Audi makes his move to lane 3, it's wide open. I won't cross two lanes like that ,so I figure it's over as I hear the loud exhaust screaming. Just as he hits his open lane, the semi moves and low and behold, no traffic in sight. We both have open lanes, but he is going back to 2 with intentions of getting back into the hammer lane. From 70 mph I bang it with the OD off, and within micro seconds I have made up 60 feet. The Audi was screaming when I passed it at 125. He had no chance, knew it, and I never did see where he got off to, as HIS game was over.
I just love smoking sports cars on wide open roads....now it's time to find that Nissan 300Z my wife keeps seeing in our neighborhood. It has plates that read..."V8 EATER". Yah, right. I hope that guy is taking Prilosec, cause his belly won't be big enough for this V8!
Cool! :up:
THE_INTERCEPTOR
06-03-2004, 07:04 AM
"v8 EATER?"
oh please...that guy is just asking to get smoked.
Haggis
06-03-2004, 07:29 AM
"v8 EATER?"
oh please...that guy is just asking to get smoked.
Just remember to have a can of V8 Juice handy for when you do smoke him and after you let him catch up roll down your window and say as you slap your head "Here this is for you, you could of had a V8." Then hand him the can.
teamrope
06-03-2004, 10:56 AM
Just remember to have a can of V8 Juice handy for when you do smoke him and after you let him catch up roll down your window and say as you slap your head "Here this is for you, you could of had a V8." Then hand him the can.
:lol: :up:
Nice one! And that's coming from a Pittsburgh guy to a Cleveland guy.
Maybe we can get these folks to make up some for us...Audi TTs, Impalas, BMWs, etc. In "Ruby Red", of course...
http://www.killstickers.com/Files/What.htm
teamrope
06-03-2004, 08:51 PM
Maybe we can get these folks to make up some for us...Audi TTs, Impalas, BMWs, etc. In "Ruby Red", of course...
http://www.killstickers.com/Files/What.htm
The new Avitar fits you well TAF! :up: :up:
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