PDA

View Full Version : MM in a gunfight?!?!


Taemian
10-15-2018, 07:03 PM
Lord, this is ugly. Look at all the bulletholes!

https://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/d/2003-mercury-marauder/6718651162.html
Spectragod
10-15-2018, 07:14 PM
Saw one our local squads, rolled up on a robbery at a pharmacy, robber comes out of Walgreens with an AK47 variant, whole front of car, windshield, interior etc full of bullet holes, at least no one got killed....


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
ChiTownMaraud3r
10-15-2018, 08:00 PM
Probably was used in a crime and they're trying to sell it.
justbob
10-15-2018, 08:12 PM
Juss ain’t right.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro
NorthShoreChiMM
10-16-2018, 03:29 AM
Juss ain’t right.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro

It took me a while to figure out what he was saying, "cash only, clean title, I think i have to check." Totally not sketchy
Joe Walsh
10-16-2018, 04:27 AM
Juss ain’t right.




It took me a while to figure out what he was saying, "cash only, clean title, I think i have to check." Totally not sketchy


I'm Juss gonna pay $8.00 fo dat.
Granddaddy Marq
10-16-2018, 04:31 AM
I don't know if I want to bring $3000 cash to his neighborhood. We already know they're armed and will use them. Besides that I think $3000 is a little high for a bullet riddled car of any kind. I'm still trying to figure out how many guns I'd have to bring to this car deal.
Gerry24
10-16-2018, 05:42 AM
I say dope deal gone bad...
Joe Walsh
10-16-2018, 06:23 AM
I say dope deal gone bad...

Me thinks you are correct.
dmjarosz
10-16-2018, 09:47 AM
That has to be some of the worst grammar I've ever read. Horrible, even by Craigslist standards.
RF Overlord
10-16-2018, 09:59 AM
What you ALL said ^^^^ ...
Joe Walsh
10-16-2018, 10:30 AM
Car weighs slightly more now with the added lead....plus or minus a kilo....:D
Themarauderguy
10-16-2018, 10:55 AM
Time for some Gorilla Tape or Flex Seal. Lol
Mr. Man
10-16-2018, 01:49 PM
Car weighs slightly more now with the added lead....plus or minus a kilo....:Don the plus side, no A/C no worries. :D
Logan86
10-16-2018, 03:23 PM
Hmmmmm....nothing suspicious about buying a car with a bunch of bullet holes.
Chayton
10-16-2018, 03:25 PM
I want it for the bragging rights lmaooo
Chayton
10-16-2018, 03:27 PM
There’s a sticker on every bullet hole so looks likes it’s been processed by csi
Joe Walsh
10-16-2018, 03:36 PM
Hmmmmm....nothing suspicious about buying a car with a bunch of bullet holes.

It's right in the Dallas area!
You could've picked this one up a bunch cheaper than my old Marauder....:D
loud2004marquis
10-16-2018, 03:40 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/RSPnjhuOY4T3a/giphy.gif
Invective
10-16-2018, 06:07 PM
This thread is too funny! Marauder is probably riding around on 30s...:bigcry:

https://www.just-spinner-rims.com/images2/donk-30.jpg
Logan86
10-16-2018, 06:51 PM
It's right in the Dallas area!
You could've picked this one up a bunch cheaper than my old Marauder....:D

I have a feeling it's in the part of Dallas that I steer clear of, you know, the part where cars get used for target practice. Haha.
1Marauder
10-16-2018, 10:52 PM
Reminds me of the substitute English teacher subbing in an Oakland CA public school when I was young. Teacher was asking students to use complex sounding words correctly in sentences. Finally the teacher got around to asking the toughest gang member a question and said,
"Marquet, can you use the word "Omelet" in a sentence? The young man smiles and shows his gold grill...
"Shore... Here goes... I was gonna pop a cap in yo azz... But t "Omnlet" you live!"
Mr. Man
10-16-2018, 11:46 PM
Reminds me of the substitute English teacher subbing in an Oakland CA public school when I was young. Teacher was asking students to use complex sounding words correctly in sentences. Finally the teacher got around to asking the toughest gang member a question and said,
"Marquet, can you use the word "Omelet" in a sentence? The young man smiles and shows his gold grill...
"Shore... Here goes... I was gonna pop a cap in yo azz... But t "Omnlet" you live!"That made me smile, ... I never smile. You need to run...:run:
justbob
10-17-2018, 04:15 AM
Reminds me of the substitute English teacher subbing in an Oakland CA public school when I was young. Teacher was asking students to use complex sounding words correctly in sentences. Finally the teacher got around to asking the toughest gang member a question and said,

"Marquet, can you use the word "Omelet" in a sentence? The young man smiles and shows his gold grill...

"Shore... Here goes... I was gonna pop a cap in yo azz... But t "Omnlet" you live!"



Wow juss wow! [emoji16]


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro
Logan86
10-17-2018, 10:15 AM
Haha. My day is made.
tbone
10-17-2018, 11:34 AM
The description was even uglier than the pics.