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Directedby
01-25-2003, 11:56 AM
Letterman's top 10:

What is missing from factory MM.

10. Half vinyl top - called the "Huggy Bear Marauder."
9. Gold anno wheels to match front teeth.
8. Chain steering wheel (from factory of course) and matching lic frames.
7. Shag carpet to keep platforms cozy.
6. Lotsa bling bling - everywhere.
5. Replace spare tire with blow up doll to help bide time before tow truck gets there.
4. My kids would love a snow-cone maker (Mercury Head logo on it, not Waterfall).
3. Fuzzy pink dice to let people know I am a member of Gamblers Annon.
2. A larger trunk that my 400 pound wife can fit in (Last tiem she crushed the trunk organizer).

...and now the #1 missing item from the MM...

1. A front lic plate that says "UOY KCUF" - so when the housewife in the V6 Sable blows your doors off, she can read it in her rear view mirror.

:lol: :bounce: :banana: :uzi: :rock:

SergntMac
01-25-2003, 12:06 PM
That warm weather is getting to you, come east, you need a vacation...

nomad
01-25-2003, 12:08 PM
Come farther east, I have a couple of extra snow shovels!:flamer:

Directedby
01-25-2003, 12:09 PM
Sunny blue skies and 81 degrees - think I'll stick it out here.

My vacation starts when I buy my Marauder.

:banned:

SergntMac
01-25-2003, 12:37 PM
Jeeze...what a b**l buster...

LincMercLover
01-25-2003, 03:13 PM
How'd Letterman find out about the Sable thing?!?!

NYSP618
01-27-2003, 07:06 AM
Some people are just never happy

:nono: :nono:

jefferson-mo
01-27-2003, 10:37 AM
The Sable is LEGEND:burnout:

LincMercLover
01-27-2003, 12:03 PM
Oh yah, I forgot, "House Wife Gossip." :D

Bigdogjim
01-28-2003, 08:07 AM
Now there is guy with tooooo much time on his hands. :lol: :lol:

Big Dog