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MarauderMark
11-23-2004, 11:21 AM
Was driving to my insurance co today when exiting the highway i see a 300c (Hemi)at the end.i get right behind him he hopes to the middle lane i get in the left and pull beside him .he rolls his window down and says to me "NOT ON YOUR BEST DAY"!! So i ask him what do you think that is a hemi? and he says it again .ok so i let my car growl and his gave a little snicker He knew he was beat before we raced .he pulls up and asked is that stock what do you have in there and before i could say what , my son hollers "12 2X4's , a ladder , guitar , an amp and a surf board" . Well we started laughing in the guys face and he put up his window and turned at the light with a little honk of the horn ..Any more 300C's need a lesson???

duhtroll
11-23-2004, 11:35 AM
I love it - maybe word will spread among the MOPAR crowd. They think we are all in the 15s and they are all in the 13s stock. They ignore the real world experience and go strictly by the mags.

I love proving them wrong more than trashing ricers. Is that wrong?

-A

2003 MIB
11-23-2004, 11:43 AM
I like them to think that.

Bluerauder
11-23-2004, 11:43 AM
.... and before i could say what , my son hollers "12 2X4's , a ladder , guitar , an amp and a surf board".
:rofl: that is funny. Mark, I am beginning to think that you enjoy this !! :D

FiveO
11-23-2004, 11:44 AM
I love it - maybe word will spread among the MOPAR crowd. They think we are all in the 15s and they are all in the 13s stock. They ignore the real world experience and go strictly by the mags.

I love proving them wrong more than trashing ricers. Is that wrong?

-A


Not at all :)



Nice story....love what your kid said :lol:

Patrick
11-23-2004, 12:14 PM
Priceless.... :2thumbs:

duhtroll
11-23-2004, 12:35 PM
Wait - I just noticed something. You have a vortech and you STILL beat him? I thought only Trilogy kits made the MM fast.

Doesn't the vortech kit ADD to your ETs from what I've heard? :blah:

:lol:

I know, I know :banned:

-A

Marauderman
11-23-2004, 12:50 PM
Wait - I just noticed something. You have a vortech and you STILL beat him? I thought only Trilogy kits made the MM fast.

Doesn't the vortech kit ADD to your ETs from what I've heard? :blah:

:lol:

I know, I know :banned:

-A
.........WHoaoooooo nelllllllllllley!!!!!!!! Hold on there!!!! Gota help out here a bit-----as another D/R S/C'ed # 7 - thank you-species here --I gotta say ..natta to your statement ---got to help out another Votech member here before he speaks up.....I myself am still looking to Marauderwise a Hemi--just can't find one----when I'm in #7........Tom

Haggis
11-23-2004, 12:54 PM
That was great. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Bring your son to Big bats I owe him a drink. :beer: Coke of course, unless he is over 21.

Tallboy
11-23-2004, 02:17 PM
nice job maraudermark! i'll bet next time mr. 300c won't be so cocky! it's unfortunate our cars get no respect until something like this shows people what we supercharged mm owners are capable of.


[dr. bruce banner] "don't make me angry. you wouldn't like me when i'm angry.":up:

MarauderMark
11-23-2004, 02:21 PM
it's unfortunate our cars get no respect until something like this shows people what we supercharged mm owners are capable of.
:


Never got the chance for him to know i was supercharged.i'm sure he thinks these cars are stock..unless they know the sound i don't tell anyone it's s/ced

Tallboy
11-23-2004, 02:29 PM
Never got the chance for him to know i was supercharged.i'm sure he thinks these cars are stock..unless they know the sound i don't tell anyone it's s/ced
priceless! now this guy's gonna be lying awake at night thinking he got his clock cleaned by a bone stock mm!!! i'll bet he never tries that again...

merc
11-23-2004, 02:34 PM
Mark you are killing me. Everytime I watch Family Bonds on HBO I think of you. Now you have embedded more thoughts into my mind. Now when I see a Hemi I will wonder if he is used goods. :burnout:

http://www.hbo.com/familybonds/

CRUZTAKER
11-23-2004, 05:09 PM
Never got the chance for him to know i was supercharged......
Yeah right....those Vortechs whistle so loud, one can hear them a block away.:D

MarauderMark
11-23-2004, 05:20 PM
Yeah right....those Vortechs whistle so loud, one can hear them a block away.:D


Oh that?? Must be a vacume leak or somthin :rolleyes:

Haggis
11-23-2004, 07:36 PM
Yeah right....those Vortechs whistle so loud, one can hear them a block away.:D


I don't hear no stinkin' whistle. :whistle:

Joe Walsh
11-23-2004, 09:39 PM
I love it - maybe word will spread among the MOPAR crowd. They think we are all in the 15s and they are all in the 13s stock. They ignore the real world experience and go strictly by the mags.

I love proving them wrong more than trashing ricers. Is that wrong?

-A

No...It's totally RIGHT!! Its great that they assume all MMs are 'slower than a new Honda'.
300C 'Hemi' drivers & Ricer drivers.....Dumb & Dumber!

Rep12
11-24-2004, 09:44 AM
Ha, Ha,...ya, it's too bad we have to take this car and spend $7000.00 for a blower to make it respectable. Out of the box it's pretty pathetic. But, boy ya gotta love it!

Marauderman
11-24-2004, 09:53 AM
Yeah right....those Vortechs whistle so loud, one can hear them a block away.:D
....shhhhhh....not mine---thats why mine is sooooo special!!! :banana: ....Tom

Bluerauder
11-24-2004, 10:12 AM
Ha, Ha,...ya, it's too bad we have to take this car and spend $7000.00 for a blower to make it respectable. Out of the box it's pretty pathetic.
Well, I am pretty happy with my "pathetic" little bone stock Marauder. It certainly outshines 90% of the rolling stock that I encounter on the highways. :D ...... increased to 95% when I added the SS Inserts and the MM.Net sticker. :rofl:

And, Cruztaker might dispute your statement above since he is posting numbers better than some S/Cs with his N/A.

Haggis
11-24-2004, 10:15 AM
And, Cruztaker might dispute your statement above since he is posting numbers better than some S/Cs with his N/A.


Yea, yea keep rubbing it in. :bop:

merc
11-24-2004, 10:55 AM
Yea, yea keep rubbing it in. :bop:

Now that was a shoot below the kilt :gangster:

Bluerauder
11-24-2004, 11:02 AM
Yea, yea keep rubbing it in. :bop:
Geeeeeee, I wasn't mentioning any names ..... sorry !! :eek: :shake: :nono:

Fourth Horseman
11-24-2004, 11:04 AM
Ha, Ha,...ya, it's too bad we have to take this car and spend $7000.00 for a blower to make it respectable. Out of the box it's pretty pathetic. But, boy ya gotta love it!

Pathetic? You realize this is a 4200 pound car, right? What the hell were you expecting? Zero to 60 in 4 seconds?

My car is only lightly modded (no horsepower adders) and I've beat plenty of things with blowers on them, V8s bigger than mine, and cars that weigh significantly less. I don't count that as too pathetic.

You want to talk pathetic, let's talk about all these 300s I see running around here with V6s in them. Talk about a thrill a minute. Yipee. :rolleyes:

bigslim
11-24-2004, 06:53 PM
Ha, Ha,...ya, it's too bad we have to take this car and spend $7000.00 for a blower to make it respectable. Out of the box it's pretty pathetic. But, boy ya gotta love it!
It's funny, I still can't get one of these so-called Hemi powered cars to run me. Everytime I catch one at a light they just look the other way.

2003 MIB
11-24-2004, 06:57 PM
Everytime I catch one at a light they just look the other way.
Maybe it's not the car, D- Maybe it's you!!!!:rolleyes:

Sorry, I couldn't resist....

Zim Hosein
11-24-2004, 07:00 PM
He knew he was beat before we raced .he pulls up and asked is that stock what do you have in there and before i could say what , my son hollers "12 2X4's , a ladder , guitar , an amp and a surf board" . Well we started laughing in the guys face and he put up his window and turned at the light with a little honk of the horn ..Any more 300C's need a lesson???
LMFAO! :lol:

Cheers to you and your son MarauderMark! :beer:

carfixer
11-24-2004, 08:20 PM
Ha, Ha,...ya, it's too bad we have to take this car and spend $7000.00 for a blower to make it respectable. Out of the box it's pretty pathetic. But, boy ya gotta love it!

$7,000????? How about a little shot of N2O for under a grand.

bigslim
11-24-2004, 09:23 PM
Maybe it's not the car, D- Maybe it's you!!!!:rolleyes:

Sorry, I couldn't resist....
Funny, real funny. :gunfire:

Patrick
11-25-2004, 07:25 AM
Well, I am pretty happy with my "pathetic" little bone stock Marauder. It certainly outshines 90% of the rolling stock that I encounter on the highways. :D ...... increased to 95% when I added the SS Inserts and the MM.Net sticker. :rofl:

And, Cruztaker might dispute your statement above since he is posting numbers better than some S/Cs with his N/A.

Well said!!!!
:2thumbs:

jgc61sr2002
11-25-2004, 07:56 AM
Well, I am pretty happy with my "pathetic" little bone stock Marauder. It certainly outshines 90% of the rolling stock that I encounter on the highways. :D ...... increased to 95% when I added the SS Inserts and the MM.Net sticker. :rofl:

And, Cruztaker might dispute your statement above since he is posting numbers better than some S/Cs with his N/A.


I concur. :D :up:

MarauderMark
11-25-2004, 08:09 PM
Yeah right....those Vortechs whistle so loud, one can hear them a block away.:D


well at least this guy didn't know.i think all he knew was that his car was going to beat my car hands down no questions asked , Hemi HA!!i mean he asked if it was stock and i did'nt get a chance to say anything.Next!? :D

Bradley G
11-25-2004, 08:39 PM
Hey MarauderMark,

Thanks for the story !!Some people require a :fishslap: When they act so :argue: Foolish!Passengers definately enhance the Feeling as victims are being taught to pay closer attention:burnout: But there's nothing better (maybe one)than catching the expression as the :awe: lesson is understood:depress:
Bradley G

MarauderMark
11-25-2004, 08:42 PM
Hey MarauderMark,

Thanks for the story !!Some people require a :fishslap: When they act so :argue: Foolish!Passengers definately enhance the Feeling as victims are being taught to pay closer attention:burnout: But there's nothing better (maybe one)than catching the expression as the :awe: lesson is understood:depress:
Bradley G


Oh so true.and oh what a feeling. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: