Ricer whooping

[Mard]

Almost home from work and I catch the red light at the worst intersection....feels like a 5 minute wait, but at least I was the first in line today. Well the DOT just put down an extra lane beside me that I call the "cutter lane" because after both lanes cross the busy highway the 2 lanes merge down to 1.

Well a "cutter" pulls up beside me in a very clean mid 90's 2-door Integra and makes it pretty obvious what he was up to. He creeps ahead and sits in the crosswalk...a full car length ahead. (Looked like a GSR, but all I could see was a little VTEC emblem below right tail light).

I always seem to be a couple cars back at that intersection and it drives me crazy being behind slow pokes and watching cutters burn away:mad2: . I know it's really not that big a deal:rolleyes: ....that's my road rage.

I just sit there for the remaining 4 minutes staring at that light holding my breath....and then green light....I hammer it...ALL THE WAY!!!!

All I hear is WHAAA, WHAAAA from the soup can beside me. He was working that thing very hard, but I couldn't believe how quickly I made up the one car length and by the time the road tapered to a single lane (about 150 yards from go) I was 2 cars ahead of him:banana2: .

I back off and of course he gets right on my tail as if it's not over. The look on that kids face was priceless :loco: (WTFWT). Then I think he was trying to read the letters on my bumper (M A R A U D E R) and maybe remember them for future reference.

I've owned my MM a little over 3-months and that was the first side by side action I've seen. Gave me a better perspective of what this 2-ton car can do :D .

[Wires]

Heh Heh Heh!! Thanks for a great story.

[MM2004]

Mard,

Great "Ricer Kill" story. I am lurking the streets and waiting for my moment of glory in my DTR. :D

Mike.

....I hammer it...ALL THE WAY!!!!

All I hear is WHAAA, WHAAAA from the soup can beside me. He was working that thing very hard, but I couldn't believe how quickly I made up the one car length and by the time the road tapered to a single lane (about 150 yards from go) I was 2 cars ahead of him:banana2: .

I back off and of course he gets right on my tail as if it's not over. The look on that kids face was priceless :loco: (WTFWT). Then I think he was trying to read the letters on my bumper (M A R A U D E R) and maybe remember them for future reference.

I've owned my MM a little over 3-months and that was the first side by side action I've seen. Gave me a better perspective of what this 2-ton car can do :D .

[04MEMA]

God Bless You!! Taught ol' ricer a lesson! Fart can boy lost to "Grampa's car" (at least that's what he thinks the MM is). HA HA!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: One of the chief goals in life for a MM owner is teaching shmucks the consequences of judging a book by it's cover. Just cause it's a big old yacht with four doors doesn't mean it can't make you look like someone mistakenly installed a minibike engine in your ride! Oh wait - that was on purpose!! Or was that a sewing machine motor!

:hijack:

I rolled up next to a prior model M3 a few weeks ago - it was a yellow 4 door - immaculate. I'm sure the guy had no idea what was sitting next to him. My car is bone stock - looking, not even window tint. So he's in the right lane I'm in the left. There's no one else around. About an 1/8th of a mile up the road is where I have to get in the left turn lane to enter the highway.
I'm waiting at the light - heart starts pounding a little faster. A little adrenaline drip coming on... The light turns green. I ease into the gas and see that he's coming off the line pretty quick. So I carefully bring the pedal to the floor as to not light them up. In the few seconds that I have until I have to get over for my turn I walk a car or two lengths away from him. As it turns out he had to get in the turn lane also. But due to the fact that a monster land yacht cop car thing just smoked his expensive german cars stuck up a$$, he's pulling in behind me and not ahead of me as he had planned! Sorry sucker! :neener: Next time maybe he'll just know better and calmy ease over behind me, instead of being embarassed by a "low quality piece of American junk!"

Okay, that rant's done - sorry to hijack, nor did I mean to offend - I really love most cool cars despite their country of origin - and this guy and I might have been friends given different circumstances :cool4:... musta had one of those days....

Anyway good job sport!


Jeff

[Marc]

Almost home from work and I catch the red light at the worst intersection....feels like a 5 minute wait, but at least I was the first in line today. Well the DOT just put down an extra lane beside me that I call the "cutter lane" because after both lanes cross the busy highway the 2 lanes merge down to 1.

Well a "cutter" pulls up beside me in a very clean mid 90's 2-door Integra and makes it pretty obvious what he was up to. He creeps ahead and sits in the crosswalk...a full car length ahead. (Looked like a GSR, but all I could see was a little VTEC emblem below right tail light).

I always seem to be a couple cars back at that intersection and it drives me crazy being behind slow pokes and watching cutters burn away:mad2: . I know it's really not that big a deal:rolleyes: ....that's my road rage.

I just sit there for the remaining 4 minutes staring at that light holding my breath....and then green light....I hammer it...ALL THE WAY!!!!

All I hear is WHAAA, WHAAAA from the soup can beside me. He was working that thing very hard, but I couldn't believe how quickly I made up the one car length and by the time the road tapered to a single lane (about 150 yards from go) I was 2 cars ahead of him:banana2: .

I back off and of course he gets right on my tail as if it's not over. The look on that kids face was priceless :loco: (WTFWT). Then I think he was trying to read the letters on my bumper (M A R A U D E R) and maybe remember them for future reference.

I've owned my MM a little over 3-months and that was the first side by side action I've seen. Gave me a better perspective of what this 2-ton car can do :D .


Beautiful, and I love your signature. It just seems like there's so many more of them than us.

[MarauderMark]

Another rice bites the dust, heh hey!!!

[Joe Walsh]

T-minus one Ricer!!! :hotrice:

I love it. Keep up the good work! :high5:

[teamrope]

Nice kill Mard. :)

[Marauder386]

Was going to the train station here (yes, train station) to pick up a friend...was enjoying the day, doing the speed limit when I notice that this WRX was sitting at my passenger door for about 3 miles. I look over and RiceBoy makes the "F and F sign" that he wants to play. I wave him off so he then gets pissy and swoops across my bow in front of me and I hit the brakes. I swap lanes and hammer it to get away from this :censor: and he hammers his to catch up. I have slowed back to my Cruise controlled speed at this point, he screams by me. Unfortunetely as he got ahead of me by many carlengths, a vehicle moved into his lane. The kid swerved to the left instead of the CLEAR right lane struck the Jersey bouncer and then slid into orange barrels and an unoccupied construction zone. Kid was knocked out by his loose bass boom box and amps but was revived and transported accordingly. Unfortunate for him is that half a dozen of us had stopped, assisted and then did statements about his driving. LEO's that spoke with me at length kept apologizing to me for his terroristic driving and assured me he is charged and will see punishment...his reputation had preceded him. I am glad that I pick my kills and have fun with them in that they end up being safe and fun for both vehicles involved....

[Patrick]

Just luv fried rice kills!!!! :2thumbs:

[hdwrench]

ok call me grandpa.. im 33... anyway I own a MM and all the 21 year olds at work call us 30 somethings old men...


it was cool the other day when they told me my car looks cool sittin still but looks/sounds even better when it is moving... apparently i passed 2 of my younger co-workers when they were at the gas station (i didnt know it) but they told me about it later.


:D

young punks

[duhtroll]

And after that reply (young punks) it's no wonder why they call you that.

:D

Damn whippersnappers. ;)

-A

[LordVader]

:beer: We "Grandpa's" still got some cans of "whoop ass" to open and making some fried rice is always fun! Great stories guys, keep 'em coming.

[2003 MIB]

Then I think he was trying to read the letters on my bumper (M A R A U D E R) .
Were his lips moving? That's usually how Ricer owner reads.

[Patrick]

Were his lips moving? That's usually how Ricer owner reads.


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Mard]

Another thing was about 1/2 mile from his misfortune, he was still behind me, I saw him wave to one of his Ricer buddies (low rider Mitsu Eclipse) going the other way. I wish his buddy had been at that intersection to witness. I can hear it now, "Damn... dude just got killed by a limo".

[Patrick]

Another thing was about 1/2 mile from his misfortune, he was still behind me, I saw him wave to one of his Ricer buddies (low rider Mitsu Eclipse) going the other way. I wish his buddy had been at that intersection to witness. I can hear it now, "Damn... dude just got killed by a limo".

Should have turned around and have a second order of RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Motorhead350]

I was driving home from school one day on I94 and doing about 80 or so and a Porsche passed me. I think it was a 911 or something. I floored it and kept right up with him. We were weaving through traffic and it was kinda funny seeing this big 2 ton car keep right up with the sports car that cost 3 times as much. We were going at it for 20 minutes or so until my exit came up and I flyed past him to get off knowing I was in the lead when I had to go. This was last summer.

The next story took place about 2 years ago when I first got the car. I was 16 and I saw a ricer pull up next to me at a stop sign and take off. I was like oh were racing? Ok see ya. Passed him faster then any car to date and he had a girlfriend in the car too and I love to bash people in these cars with their girls with coffee can mufflers. I got many more storys, but lets leave it at that....... for now. :cool4:

[TAF]

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[BillyGman]

Then I think he was trying to read the letters on my bumper (M A R A U D E R) and maybe remember them for future reference.:D .LOL....yeah, I've seen people behind me doing that too. The last one was some kid in a beemer(sorry, they all look alike to me, so don't ask what model it was, because to me, almost all of them have that boxy look to them). He was right behind me at a standstill while we were both waiting for a break in the traffic while about to get onto the highway.

So when I found a break in the traffic, it happened to be a huge one which allowed him to also jump on the highway right when I did. However, he chose to turn wide in order to get in the left lane in order to pass me. :rofl:

That's an invitation that's just too tempting for me to pass up........the rest is very predictable.......but I waited for him to get near my left quarter panel, and then I gave it about 3/4 pedal while saying to my rearview mirror those words in the "Smokie & and the Bandit" movie............"Buh Bye Baby"......

..after putting alot of asphalt between his car and mine, I then backed off the throttle to ease on down to a cool 70MPH cruise.......after about 30 seconds he got up the nerve to try and pass me again, and I let him go. As he was passing me, and I looked over at him, and noticed him looking at me with a bewildered look on his face........:D

[wchain]

http://images8.fotki.com/v156/photos/4/41821/141880/riceypanther-vi.jpg

KILL!

[jstevens]

Billy, thats a great story,
I love the look when they see these cars move.

[Bigdogjim]

I back off and of course he gets right on my tail as if it's not over. The look on that kids face was priceless :loco: (WTFWT). Then I think he was trying to read the letters on my bumper (M A R A U D E R) and maybe remember them for future reference.

Good hope he never forgets:up:

[Dark_Knight7096]

http://www.iuploads.com/uploads/44586cf91b.jpg................ .............................. .............................. .............................. ........He's a fat ****ycat. hahahahahahaha Daily Show, Jon Stewart and i are homies well not really but you know i knew this guy who knew someone who sorta sounded like he does when he has a cold.... aaahhhh forget it

I was driving my friend home one morning (2:30am) when a honda pulls up next to me. This thing has a huge fart can but there's no sound coming out, i don't know what was happening but i expected to hear the normal stereotypical sound, but there was nothing, so i start off normal this kid takes off, and i still get the lead on him. I wait until his front end is even with mine and his girlfriend is doing something that looks like the arsenio hall fist pump thing and thats when i gunned it and my friend said, "aww look he turned off", but he never actually did that's just how fast i left him behind, he pulls up next to me at the next light and his girlfriend is pointing at him laughing her butt off pointing at him and me, he's looking at me with like the eyes of death but winds up just making a right on red to save himself what little dignity he had left. O'DOYLE RULES!!

[drgnrdr33]

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This one I gotta print!

[Patrick]

http://images8.fotki.com/v156/photos/4/41821/141880/riceypanther-vi.jpg

KILL!


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