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Bluerauder
03-15-2005, 06:33 PM
I ran across this old July 2002 review of the Marauder in the Washington Times ... I think it really hits the nail on the head and captures everything I like about the Marauder. :D Enjoy !!! :up:
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"July 18, 2002, 8:45 a.m.
Right Wheels
A car for conservatives.
By Eric Peters

It's huge, V-8 powered, and has rear-wheel drive — the perfect car for a right-thinking conservative?

The '03 Mercury Marauder (gotta love the name) is probably the last true American-style muscle sled that will ever see production. It's a throwback to a time before the automakers cringed in fear of Ralph Nader and Joan Claybrook — when cars were built to satisfy the buyers, not self-appointed nags in the "public-interest" lobby. The attraction of a full-frame titan of the road as big and heavy (4,100 lbs.) as many SUVs is often lost on drivers reared on 2,500-lb. front-wheel-drive compacts. But if you can just get them to go for a ride, the virtues of a burbling V-8 and rear-wheel drive might even win over the most ardent liberal — at least long enough for them to admit the thing is kinda cool.

Smokey burnouts will do that.

Here's what you get for about $5,000 more than you'd pay for a loaded regular "grumpy grandpa" Grand Marquis LSE — the car the Marauder is based on: Sinister all-black paint job, hunkered-down suspension with gas-charged Tokico performance shocks, and pretty much all the heavy-duty stuff the cop cars get — only the police don't get those gleaming 18-inch rims and Winston Cup stock-car-style 50-series ultra-performance BF Goodrich G-force tires. And the law doesn't get the hot, 300-hp version of Ford's 4.6-liter V-8 engine, either.

The much-higher-output Marauder engine has four-valve cylinder heads (like the SVT Mustang Cobra) and a free-flow intake manifold to better suck in air and fuel — the result being an 80-hp boost over the standard 220-hp Marquis/Crown Vic 4.6-liter power plant. That alone should get your attention when you hit the gas, but the Marauder also features a higher-stall torque converter in its four-speed automatic transmission, for faster off-the-line starts — as well as aggressive 3.55 rear gears and a limited slip differential. Twin duals (real duals, not just dual exhaust tips) let loose the V-8's rumpety-rump muscle-car idle — but slightly louder Flowmaster or Borla mufflers would be great.

Though it has more on-paper horsepower than the now-defunct 1994-96 Chevy Impala SS (260-hp), the similarly large, similarly heavy Impala SS bullied itself off the line with more authority than the Marauder (6.5 seconds zero-to-60, vs. about 7.5 for the Merc) because the Chevy's Corvette-based 5.7-liter V-8 engine was larger and had more low-end torque. Once rolling, however, the Marauder lives up to its name with absolutely ferocious passing pull that'll leave your nail imprints on the steering wheel. The 140-mph speedo would almost certainly present no great challenge were it not for the governed maximum of just 117 mph — a concession to the safety nags. All that weight just keeps hurtling forward until the computer says "Whoa!" — the inertia of 4,000 pounds and 300-hp building like a diesel locomotive run amok.

And for those lunatics who crave even more — well, there's always the option of defeating the governor and then adding a bolt-on supercharger kit such as those offered by Paxton and Vortech. These retail for about $1,800 and would goose the 4.6-liter V-8's output by another 75- to 100-hp or so, putting your Marauder into the 400-hp range — and you into orbit.

What else?

There's a manly center console shifter instead of the old-folksy column-mounted unit typically found on big sleds like this — and sporty, brushed-aluminum-style trim plates in the dash. High-capacity four-wheel-disc brakes with anti-lock and panic assist — a feature that electronically applies full braking force during panic/emergency stops, should the driver fail to push down all the way — easily haul the two-ton monster down from the land of the triple digits. Traction control isn't offered, but the kind of person who buys a car like this surely could care less. The whole point is to leave the line in a haze, tire smoke rolling off the back tires. (Traction control will likely be offered as an optional extra later in the year, though.)

The Marauder package is finished off with nicely done art-deco images of the Greek god Mercury, embossed on the seat backs and wheel-center caps. You can order an electric moon roof and an up-level CD changer — but otherwise the car comes fully loaded.

The whole deal carries a sticker of $33,790: not cheap, but certainly very "thinkable" in a market where the typical new vehicle sells for about $22,000 — and finding an old Impala SS in anything like showroom-new condition would easily cost just as much. And there's no warranty or new-car smell.

A brand-new Marauder will cost you about what a new Mustang Cobra would, and give you comparable seat-of-the-pants sensations. But you get the palatial interior space of a full-size American sedan instead of a cramped two-plus-two coupe, and a trunk that'll hold a full-size spare — plus a body or two.

Al Gore, eat your heart out!

— Eric Peters is an automotive columnist for the Washington Times."
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MENINBLK
03-15-2005, 06:53 PM
Great Article !!
Loved every word!

MarauderMark
03-15-2005, 06:55 PM
Eric Peters nice write up :up:

Constable
03-15-2005, 08:21 PM
Where can I buy the Paxton Marauder kit for $1,800? :)

Great article. Glad you posted it.

Ryans PI
03-15-2005, 08:29 PM
Nice article. Thanks for posting it.

STLR FN
03-15-2005, 11:29 PM
Sums my feelings up nicely

ckadiddle
03-16-2005, 07:54 AM
Makes my eyes all watery....

johnfain
03-16-2005, 09:52 PM
Good article.

David Morton
03-16-2005, 11:06 PM
This just in...

Washington, D.C. -Reuters- It has been discovered that Al Gore purchased a 2004 Mercury Marauder back in May of that year, and has been driving around in it disguised as Mario Andretti, complete with Gucci scarf and Italian racing shoes.

He was stopped after numerous reports by area motorists of "a man driving like a maniac around the beltway in a souped-up dark red Mercury, giving the finger to everybody with a Bush in 2000 campaign sticker on their car" had caused the Capitol police to start an undercover surveillance looking for the man. After several failed attempts to catch the mystery marauder of republicans, he was finally apprehended after he was recognised by Dennis Hastart, who reported the former Vice-President was doing a burnout in the parking lot of a local Hooters restaurant where House republicans were "caucasing". The Speaker of the House was familiar with the investigation, having been briefed by the White House about the unsolved case and told reporters the White House did not think the "mystery marauder" was a terrorist plot, but that it had just been an item of comedic interest mentioned in passing by Scooter Libby, Vice-President Cheneys' chief-of-staff.

No charges have been filed as yet.

A spokesman for the former Democratic candidate for President tried to offer the explanation to reporters that Mr. Gore had been trying to get US car buyers to "think American" for their next purchase, but when he was informed that the car was actually made in Canada, and was no longer in production anyways, was quoted as saying,

"Well, the car was actually his idea in the first place and he sorta couldn't help getting caught up in all the fun when he started having to drive himself around again after eight years of being chauffered everywhere he went."

Rider90
03-17-2005, 12:02 AM
That article is great. Definatly not one typically shunning the Marauder under it's breath as a disapointment.

So let me get this straight...If I'm driving towards a RR crossing at 80MPH and the gates go down...and I tap on the brake when it's slippery out...and I'm a complete idiot...it will take over and apply full braking force?

Mike Poore
03-17-2005, 08:27 AM
[QUOTE=Bluerauder]I ran across this old July 2002 review ...QUOTE]

Boy, Charlie, he got it right on the money. Glad you found it, and posted. Thanks.:high5:

kurly
03-17-2005, 05:23 PM
Sweet Words ! :D

pantheroc
12-05-2007, 10:26 AM
Charlie, Thanks for the post, it was a feel good read during a bad day at work.

Raudermaster
12-05-2007, 07:59 PM
I picked up my Magnaflow 16741 for only $451.51. Here's the link: http://www.fasterthanthem.com/product.php?productid=6924?tw2


Uhhh, thanks? :dunno:

teamrope
12-05-2007, 08:07 PM
Spammer Alert!

Blackened300a
12-05-2007, 08:16 PM
Its hysterical to a see a thread dug up from the past and someone posting a response to a question from 2 years ago.

Raudermaster
12-05-2007, 08:53 PM
I didn't even see anyone ask about a Magnaflow exhaust.

DOOM
12-05-2007, 08:58 PM
Nothing but the truth. Excellent article.

stevengerard
12-05-2007, 09:13 PM
yeah, but it is an article I never saw before - I liked it sums it up well

Bradley G
07-25-2008, 02:59 AM
Yeah, Whadda' dumazz :lol:
Its hysterical to a see a thread dug up from the past and someone posting a response to a question from 2 years ago.

Blackened300a
07-25-2008, 04:19 PM
I dont ever remember reading this thread or even posting in it. Weird!

GordonB
07-25-2008, 07:29 PM
Guess we will just have to give a big Thank You to Bluerauder for finding the article!
I tip my hat to him.
GordonB

Bradley G
07-26-2008, 09:13 AM
That is wierd! I've felt that way too recently, reading an old post of mine.

I dont ever remember reading this thread or even posting in it. Weird!