txkent
04-30-2005, 01:26 AM
Had to go back to work tonight at 10pm to fix a PC (don't ask.. have the user from hell who complains like a MoFo all the way to the owner of the company... so I have to prep a new machine for her...) ANYWAY... at 2am, I send a spiteful email to the Owner, CEO, and my boss and take off.
Hop up on I-35, mindful of drunks and other twits on the road at 2am, and I'm about 2 car lengths behind and 1 lane to the left of a Mazda 626, when I notice the driver's door open... I think "Oh, crap, Drunky McDriver's going to lose his cookies on the freeway" so I look to my left - crud, boxed in by some generic GM product. I figure the only way to avoid the inevitable is to plant the go pedal down... I just speed up by about 10mph, and I'm at about their rear quarterpanel when they decide the proper thing to do is to hit the concrete wall on the right of their lane. (The far right lane is a ramp to Highway 183, and rises up.) The rebounding 626 is then propelled directly back at me, aimed right for my passenger side rear door. I figure that I have about 1/2 a second, and I just planted the throttle to the firewall.
Bless the gods of accelleration!!! The Mazda passed behind me, fishtailing all over the road, somehow missing the generic GM unit who must have also punched it - and ends up going back to the right - and smacked into the wall he had most recently careened off of.
There was a gathering of Police cars about 1/4 mile back - working a wreck / abandoned car... I saw them moving towards the scene... I was a bit shaken, but luckily unscathed.
I had figured that my '03 MM would be getting me INTO trouble, not keep me out of it. Tomorrow I'm going to wash her and clean her out - and apply my Maguire's NXT to her. Maybe she deserves some Zaino for keeping me alive and well. :bows:
Hop up on I-35, mindful of drunks and other twits on the road at 2am, and I'm about 2 car lengths behind and 1 lane to the left of a Mazda 626, when I notice the driver's door open... I think "Oh, crap, Drunky McDriver's going to lose his cookies on the freeway" so I look to my left - crud, boxed in by some generic GM product. I figure the only way to avoid the inevitable is to plant the go pedal down... I just speed up by about 10mph, and I'm at about their rear quarterpanel when they decide the proper thing to do is to hit the concrete wall on the right of their lane. (The far right lane is a ramp to Highway 183, and rises up.) The rebounding 626 is then propelled directly back at me, aimed right for my passenger side rear door. I figure that I have about 1/2 a second, and I just planted the throttle to the firewall.
Bless the gods of accelleration!!! The Mazda passed behind me, fishtailing all over the road, somehow missing the generic GM unit who must have also punched it - and ends up going back to the right - and smacked into the wall he had most recently careened off of.
There was a gathering of Police cars about 1/4 mile back - working a wreck / abandoned car... I saw them moving towards the scene... I was a bit shaken, but luckily unscathed.
I had figured that my '03 MM would be getting me INTO trouble, not keep me out of it. Tomorrow I'm going to wash her and clean her out - and apply my Maguire's NXT to her. Maybe she deserves some Zaino for keeping me alive and well. :bows: