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QWK SVT
05-04-2005, 08:04 PM
I think we all know what I'm referring to... The almight Honda Accord :rolleyes:

I was coming home from work, and hit every red light on the way... As I became more and more upset about the extra time being wasted at the stops, i caught up to a 2003/2004 4-door Accord. V6 badging, lowered, big exhaust tips (maybe 4" each) and very LARGE bling-bling rims. The tires looked like elastic bands wrapped around the wheels.

We ended up side-by-side at another red. I looked over, and he was busy playing with his radio. The light turned green, and I pulled away, as per my usual driving style (speed limits are suggestions, right?).

After I got a few car lengths in front, he must've realized I wasn't just driving grandma's car, because he speed up to pass me by a bit, then slowed down, speed up, then slowed down... I guess that means he wants to race :confused: Now, I'm actually looking to catch the red light ;) And there it was... That glorious red, with no traffic in front of us!

We sat at the light, and I was forced to listen to the horrible, raspy fart coming from his exhaust as he revved - definitely not the sound of the I4, but still sounds crappy... I give the obligitory blip of the throttle, to take the slack out of the drivetrain, and then calmly pop OD and TC off... Bring the rpm up to 1300, when I see the lights going left-right turn red.

The light goes green, and my pedal goes down. Excitment got the best of me, and I spin a little more than I meant to, but quickly grab traction, and that's it. It's over. Before we hit 45, I had easily put two car lengths between us, so I shut it down. I didn't even break the speed limit, before I tapped on the brakes.

Typical, he continued to floor it past me, and quickly turned right at the next street, before a got there. :down:

Dark_Knight7096
05-04-2005, 08:19 PM
"Tower this is Ghost Rider requesting permission for fly-by"
"Negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full"


It was a little cooler when Tom Cruise did it though.

I love the ricer fly-by's they are classic!:rolleyes: when will they ever learn?

Nice Kill

:hotrice:

Sully008
05-04-2005, 08:39 PM
Nice kill QWT SVT! I only wish the ricers would line up. Especially now that I have the Alternative Auto tune. :D

Rider90
05-04-2005, 08:43 PM
Very nice. I think most people that have been beaten by a MM are not mad because they lost the "race" but mad because they got beat by something that weighed 4,300+ lbs and has four doors.

Keep up the good work, maybe someday I'll have a story besides an Astro Van kill :D

Shaft333
05-05-2005, 05:49 AM
Hey man. Astro Vans are sleepers! That's a quality win.

This win is good too. Especially because you did it without a S/C or thousands of dollars of exhaust, spacers, and thermostats.

I do wonder if they guy annihilated his low end power with the open exhaust and big wheels.

twolow
05-05-2005, 05:58 AM
big wheels + amps/subs/box + too much weed = 2nd place

ckadiddle
05-05-2005, 07:14 AM
I've owned Blue Thunder about six months now. So far, noone has showed any interest in playing with me. Word must be getting around about Marauders.

67435animal
05-06-2005, 01:43 AM
Most rice cars seem to be life support systems for sound equipment. No use for them myself. Good kill. Too bad you didn't squash the Accord.

Marauderman
05-06-2005, 03:56 AM
Most rice cars seem to be life support systems for sound equipment.
........too funny.... :rofl: ....you hit it on the nail....... :lol:

Bobby Clobber
05-06-2005, 04:13 AM
Is it spring orwhat?

Today I'm on my way to work, I pull up behind one of these with theV6 badges etc. on a two way, turning into a four lane. The ricerette goes to the right lane and I pull to the left. She immediately pulls left in front of me and jumps on it.

Now this is Friday and all and I'm half asleep but this is not nice.

Ms. ricer meet Mr. black. I pull right this time and I'm on it. It's over in about 100 yards, I back off and she pulls out again, OK , haven't had enough?, Got her again in even less yardage.

Finally as we move into a 30mph zone she turns right and slinks away.

It's got to be something in the air, ahhhhh Spring. :banana2:

MarauderBZ
05-06-2005, 01:45 PM
I live in PA, near Pittsburgh and the Accord has been out in force here as well. Most of the ones are 4's badged up as 6's and sound like complete poop IMO. I've only messed around with them a few times in the Marauder, however I've yet to lose. :)