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blackf0rk
06-08-2005, 05:57 PM
Well my buddy and I went for a little joy ride today and couldn't find a single thing that would bite. Until we saw this Trans Am (late 90's body style) without the ram air.

We got into position next to each other at the light, but were behind cars, so no go. As we accelerated, he passed and shifted the most cockyiest shift I've ever seen. So, my buddy and I looked at each other and thought this was an invitation to exchange exhuast tones and engine noises :)

Well, we never got lined up at a light because he was cornering in and out of neighborhoods, trying to see if we'd follow. He would chirp his tires here and there. Nothing out of the ordinary or fast at all - it was a neighborhood; but you could tell he was a real cocky driver in his TA :rolleyes:

We finally came to a stop where he was in front of me, and I was behind him under a bridge. I figured, why not test my flowmasters out? So I revved my engine, and mister TA didn't like that too much. Maybe he thought his little TA was too good for Mr Marauder? LOL He made a few gestures of his displeasure, then he made the cocky 'light 'em up" hand twirl; thinking I can't spin my tires.

Well, I revved my engine once more before commencing the smoke screen, and as I lay into it he says: "It's just an ****g crown vic!!!!"

Now the funny part of all of this was that we're assuming he said "...Crown Vic". We couldn't actually hear what he said because the engine, supercharger and my mufflers under that bridge were too loud and cut off the end of his sentance.

It's also funny to note that he started saying his blather before the car wound up, and you could just hear the anger and discontent in his voice. You know - the garble in the throat, sounds like they're so mad they're about to cry? ROFL

To make a long story short, he didn't do anymore cockyness after he saw the magic smoke come out of my tires.

:lol:

jstevens
06-08-2005, 06:16 PM
I love doing that to dweebs.

Good job Blackfork

RoyLPita
06-09-2005, 11:30 AM
Well my buddy and I went for a little joy ride today and couldn't find a single thing that would bite. Until we saw this Trans Am (late 90's body style) without the ram air.

We got into position next to each other at the light, but were behind cars, so no go. As we accelerated, he passed and shifted the most cockyiest shift I've ever seen. So, my buddy and I looked at each other and thought this was an invitation to exchange exhuast tones and engine noises :)

Well, we never got lined up at a light because he was cornering in and out of neighborhoods, trying to see if we'd follow. He would chirp his tires here and there. Nothing out of the ordinary or fast at all - it was a neighborhood; but you could tell he was a real cocky driver in his TA :rolleyes:

We finally came to a stop where he was in front of me, and I was behind him under a bridge. I figured, why not test my flowmasters out? So I revved my engine, and mister TA didn't like that too much. Maybe he thought his little TA was too good for Mr Marauder? LOL He made a few gestures of his displeasure, then he made the cocky 'light 'em up" hand twirl; thinking I can't spin my tires.

Well, I revved my engine once more before commencing the smoke screen, and as I lay into it he says: "It's just an ****g crown vic!!!!"

Now the funny part of all of this was that we're assuming he said "...Crown Vic". We couldn't actually hear what he said because the engine, supercharger and my mufflers under that bridge were too loud and cut off the end of his sentance.

It's also funny to note that he started saying his blather before the car wound up, and you could just hear the anger and discontent in his voice. You know - the garble in the throat, sounds like they're so mad they're about to cry? ROFL

To make a long story short, he didn't do anymore cockyness after he saw the magic smoke come out of my tires.

:lol:

Keep up the good work.

merc
06-09-2005, 11:40 AM
To make a long story short, he didn't do anymore cockyness after he saw the magic smoke come out of my tires.
:lol:

Magic smoke, I got magic smoke when I rolled down my rear windows the other night. The funny thing is, I don't have a S/C. :rasta:

O's Fan Rich
06-09-2005, 11:41 AM
" Until we saw this Trans Am (late 90's body style) without the ram air."

No ram air? Wuss........

I had a CV, would never use the "F" bomb to describe it... but it sure wasn't my Marauder. And I don't even have a S/C, yet! Idiots....

fastblackmerc
06-09-2005, 11:51 AM
Well my buddy and I went for a little joy ride today and couldn't find a single thing that would bite. Until we saw this Trans Am (late 90's body style) without the ram air.

We got into position next to each other at the light, but were behind cars, so no go. As we accelerated, he passed and shifted the most cockyiest shift I've ever seen. So, my buddy and I looked at each other and thought this was an invitation to exchange exhuast tones and engine noises :)

Well, we never got lined up at a light because he was cornering in and out of neighborhoods, trying to see if we'd follow. He would chirp his tires here and there. Nothing out of the ordinary or fast at all - it was a neighborhood; but you could tell he was a real cocky driver in his TA :rolleyes:

We finally came to a stop where he was in front of me, and I was behind him under a bridge. I figured, why not test my flowmasters out? So I revved my engine, and mister TA didn't like that too much. Maybe he thought his little TA was too good for Mr Marauder? LOL He made a few gestures of his displeasure, then he made the cocky 'light 'em up" hand twirl; thinking I can't spin my tires.

Well, I revved my engine once more before commencing the smoke screen, and as I lay into it he says: "It's just an ****g crown vic!!!!"

Now the funny part of all of this was that we're assuming he said "...Crown Vic". We couldn't actually hear what he said because the engine, supercharger and my mufflers under that bridge were too loud and cut off the end of his sentance.

It's also funny to note that he started saying his blather before the car wound up, and you could just hear the anger and discontent in his voice. You know - the garble in the throat, sounds like they're so mad they're about to cry? ROFL

To make a long story short, he didn't do anymore cockyness after he saw the magic smoke come out of my tires.

:lol:
aaaah... the power of supercharging!!!!

WTG!!! :burnout:

fastblackmerc
06-09-2005, 11:51 AM
Well my buddy and I went for a little joy ride today and couldn't find a single thing that would bite. Until we saw this Trans Am (late 90's body style) without the ram air.

We got into position next to each other at the light, but were behind cars, so no go. As we accelerated, he passed and shifted the most cockyiest shift I've ever seen. So, my buddy and I looked at each other and thought this was an invitation to exchange exhuast tones and engine noises :)

Well, we never got lined up at a light because he was cornering in and out of neighborhoods, trying to see if we'd follow. He would chirp his tires here and there. Nothing out of the ordinary or fast at all - it was a neighborhood; but you could tell he was a real cocky driver in his TA :rolleyes:

We finally came to a stop where he was in front of me, and I was behind him under a bridge. I figured, why not test my flowmasters out? So I revved my engine, and mister TA didn't like that too much. Maybe he thought his little TA was too good for Mr Marauder? LOL He made a few gestures of his displeasure, then he made the cocky 'light 'em up" hand twirl; thinking I can't spin my tires.

Well, I revved my engine once more before commencing the smoke screen, and as I lay into it he says: "It's just an ****g crown vic!!!!"

Now the funny part of all of this was that we're assuming he said "...Crown Vic". We couldn't actually hear what he said because the engine, supercharger and my mufflers under that bridge were too loud and cut off the end of his sentance.

It's also funny to note that he started saying his blather before the car wound up, and you could just hear the anger and discontent in his voice. You know - the garble in the throat, sounds like they're so mad they're about to cry? ROFL

To make a long story short, he didn't do anymore cockyness after he saw the magic smoke come out of my tires.

:lol:
aaaah... the power of supercharging!!!!

WTG!!! :burn:

STLR FN
06-09-2005, 12:10 PM
Ehhh they're still just OK, nothing 'special about the Marauder.:rolleyes:




Well my buddy and I went for a little joy ride today and couldn't find a single thing that would bite. Until we saw this Trans Am (late 90's body style) without the ram air.

We got into position next to each other at the light, but were behind cars, so no go. As we accelerated, he passed and shifted the most cockyiest shift I've ever seen. So, my buddy and I looked at each other and thought this was an invitation to exchange exhuast tones and engine noises :)

Well, we never got lined up at a light because he was cornering in and out of neighborhoods, trying to see if we'd follow. He would chirp his tires here and there. Nothing out of the ordinary or fast at all - it was a neighborhood; but you could tell he was a real cocky driver in his TA :rolleyes:

We finally came to a stop where he was in front of me, and I was behind him under a bridge. I figured, why not test my flowmasters out? So I revved my engine, and mister TA didn't like that too much. Maybe he thought his little TA was too good for Mr Marauder? LOL He made a few gestures of his displeasure, then he made the cocky 'light 'em up" hand twirl; thinking I can't spin my tires.

Well, I revved my engine once more before commencing the smoke screen, and as I lay into it he says: "It's just an ****g crown vic!!!!"

Now the funny part of all of this was that we're assuming he said "...Crown Vic". We couldn't actually hear what he said because the engine, supercharger and my mufflers under that bridge were too loud and cut off the end of his sentance.

It's also funny to note that he started saying his blather before the car wound up, and you could just hear the anger and discontent in his voice. You know - the garble in the throat, sounds like they're so mad they're about to cry? ROFL

To make a long story short, he didn't do anymore cockyness after he saw the magic smoke come out of my tires.

:lol:

Marauderman
06-09-2005, 04:05 PM
aaaah... the power of supercharging!!!!

WTG!!! :burn:
aaaaaaaaaaH.............you posted twice about this --ahhhhhhhhhh..you trying to tell us something.....maybe show us something --a suprise maybe--this saturday at our club dyno meet---you could be that tricky -----Butch already done that to us---you next--cause if you are--I have a suprise to show you for my MM---and others---as Trvolta says---" ain't this cool"----

Bluerauder
06-09-2005, 04:56 PM
Ehhh they're still just OK, nothing 'special about the Marauder.:rolleyes:
Went in to pick up my Blue MM from the dealer today after getting the A/C checked and the A/C clutch gap shimmed. Since the car was not out front, they had to get one of the dealer valets to drive it around. ;)

When this guy pulls up out front, he jumps out of the car and steps back to get a better look at it. Then he says to me "That ain't a regular car -- its got a bigger engine or something". Then he follows with "It's a Grand Marquis, right??". He looked puzzled when I said it was a Marauder. :rolleyes:

Sure hope he ain't in the back changing oil and rotating tires when he's not valeting. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

three114evan
06-09-2005, 05:36 PM
Well my buddy and I went for a little joy ride today and couldn't find a single thing that would bite. Until we saw this Trans Am (late 90's body style) without the ram air.

We got into position next to each other at the light, but were behind cars, so no go. As we accelerated, he passed and shifted the most cockyiest shift I've ever seen. So, my buddy and I looked at each other and thought this was an invitation to exchange exhuast tones and engine noises :)

Well, we never got lined up at a light because he was cornering in and out of neighborhoods, trying to see if we'd follow. He would chirp his tires here and there. Nothing out of the ordinary or fast at all - it was a neighborhood; but you could tell he was a real cocky driver in his TA :rolleyes:

We finally came to a stop where he was in front of me, and I was behind him under a bridge. I figured, why not test my flowmasters out? So I revved my engine, and mister TA didn't like that too much. Maybe he thought his little TA was too good for Mr Marauder? LOL He made a few gestures of his displeasure, then he made the cocky 'light 'em up" hand twirl; thinking I can't spin my tires.

Well, I revved my engine once more before commencing the smoke screen, and as I lay into it he says: "It's just an ****g crown vic!!!!"

Now the funny part of all of this was that we're assuming he said "...Crown Vic". We couldn't actually hear what he said because the engine, supercharger and my mufflers under that bridge were too loud and cut off the end of his sentance.

It's also funny to note that he started saying his blather before the car wound up, and you could just hear the anger and discontent in his voice. You know - the garble in the throat, sounds like they're so mad they're about to cry? ROFL

To make a long story short, he didn't do anymore cockyness after he saw the magic smoke come out of my tires.

:lol:
I do that all the time to the over abundant honda civics in St. Paul. And i dont have near the power you all do. But the sound that comes from my car makes them all crap their pants.....
Then they call all 23 of thier brothers and try to jump me. But thats ok, because i get away too fast for their lack of four cylindars.
By the way, I love the site guys!!!!

STLR FN
06-09-2005, 05:52 PM
Other than the guys I work with, I get alot of compliments for having the car. :)




Went in to pick up my Blue MM from the dealer today after getting the A/C checked and the A/C clutch gap shimmed. Since the car was not out front, they had to get one of the dealer valets to drive it around. ;)

When this guy pulls up out front, he jumps out of the car and steps back to get a better look at it. Then he says to me "That ain't a regular car -- its got a bigger engine or something". Then he follows with "It's a Grand Marquis, right??". He looked puzzled when I said it was a Marauder. :rolleyes:

Sure hope he ain't in the back changing oil and rotating tires when he's not valeting. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

marauder307
06-11-2005, 07:09 AM
Well my buddy and I went for a little joy ride today and couldn't find a single thing that would bite. Until we saw this Trans Am (late 90's body style) without the ram air.

We got into position next to each other at the light, but were behind cars, so no go. As we accelerated, he passed and shifted the most cockyiest shift I've ever seen. So, my buddy and I looked at each other and thought this was an invitation to exchange exhuast tones and engine noises :)

Well, we never got lined up at a light because he was cornering in and out of neighborhoods, trying to see if we'd follow. He would chirp his tires here and there. Nothing out of the ordinary or fast at all - it was a neighborhood; but you could tell he was a real cocky driver in his TA :rolleyes:

We finally came to a stop where he was in front of me, and I was behind him under a bridge. I figured, why not test my flowmasters out? So I revved my engine, and mister TA didn't like that too much. Maybe he thought his little TA was too good for Mr Marauder? LOL He made a few gestures of his displeasure, then he made the cocky 'light 'em up" hand twirl; thinking I can't spin my tires.

Well, I revved my engine once more before commencing the smoke screen, and as I lay into it he says: "It's just an ****g crown vic!!!!"

Now the funny part of all of this was that we're assuming he said "...Crown Vic". We couldn't actually hear what he said because the engine, supercharger and my mufflers under that bridge were too loud and cut off the end of his sentance.

It's also funny to note that he started saying his blather before the car wound up, and you could just hear the anger and discontent in his voice. You know - the garble in the throat, sounds like they're so mad they're about to cry? ROFL

To make a long story short, he didn't do anymore cockyness after he saw the magic smoke come out of my tires.

:lol:

I seem to remember an old joke from the '70s, back when the TAs were really flashy..."What's the difference between a Trans Am and a porcupine?....The porcupine carries its pricks on the outside...."


Sorry TTA....not directed at you.... :cool4:

Bluerauder
06-11-2005, 08:02 AM
..."What's the difference between a Trans Am and a porcupine?....The porcupine carries its pricks on the outside...."
Seems I have heard that one related to BMWs and Mercedes. :D