Never underestimate the intelligence of the Canadian Goose

[Festus]

Well this morning I got up early to wash the Marauder before it got too hot, as I am in Atlanta. So I wash it, rub it down with the Clay Bar, wash it again and wipe down the excess water with the Chamois. Getting it ready for a new coat of wax.

Just as I finish wiping it down....

SPLAT!!!! Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! :mad2:

My car and I got covered in Goose *****! 6 of the evil bastages flew in from behind me silent as can be and unloaded on both me and the car.

As they flew off they started honking loudly, I just know they were laughing at me.

I don't for a minute think this was some random act of pooping. There was too much poop for one bird. And it landed perfectly. They knew what they were doing.

So as Bugs Bunny would say, "You know that this means war!" :flamer:

[Joe Walsh]

12 GAUGE!!!

:mad2: :mad:

Or, the appropriately named 10 GAUGE SUPER GOOSE!

[RoyLPita]

Billy's 50 Caliber would sufffice.

[MarauderMark]

As the fairy tale goes:::One day i looked up in the sky and a bird dropped a white spot in my eye , i didn't grief i didn't cry, but boy i'm glad that cows don't fly.. :D

[hitchhiker]

Aff-Lack!

:D

[Rider90]

As the fairy tale goes:::One day i looked up in the sky and a bird dropped a white spot in my eye , i didn't grief i didn't cry, but boy i'm glad that cows don't fly.. :D

lol nice :baaa:

[snowbird]

Well this morning I got up early to wash the Marauder before it got too hot, as I am in Atlanta. So I wash it, rub it down with the Clay Bar, wash it again and wipe down the excess water with the Chamois. Getting it ready for a new coat of wax.

Just as I finish wiping it down....

SPLAT!!!! Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! :mad2:

My car and I got covered in Goose *****! 6 of the evil bastages flew in from behind me silent as can be and unloaded on both me and the car.

As they flew off they started honking loudly, I just know they were laughing at me.

I don't for a minute think this was some random act of pooping. There was too much poop for one bird. And it landed perfectly. They knew what they were doing.

So as Bugs Bunny would say, "You know that this means war!" :flamer:Oups Sorry about that. Those secret Canadian squadrons are trained to drop on 1994-1996 big chevy SS but it appear that we underestimated their long sightedness. We will correct this shortly with some lenses.

In the meantime, please paint 2 very very big "MM" on the top of your car with some very contrasting color to avoid further mistakes.

Thank you and please, accept our deepest apologies.:D

[Tx_Cat]

That sucks man. Samething happened to a friend but with crows, it got nasty ones he got out his shotgun..

[blackf0rk]

12 GAUGE!!!

:mad2: :mad:

Or, the appropriately named 10 GAUGE SUPER GOOSE!
12 gauge!? That's too easy. My buddy and I were fishing on a lake, and there were some geese flying in about to disturb our immediate fishing hole. My buddy threw his musky lure and caught one of those grass-pooping "birds" by the foot.

It was funny because it was on his heaviest musky line - yanked it right outta the sky.

And just for you animal rights activists out there - we didn't hurt the stupid thing. The line got wrapped around his foot, when we yanked, he was forced to land on shore, and he stepped out of the line. :P

That was some hilarious yankin goin on tho :eek:

:lol: