The best Fuzzy Dice

[N40GL]

I have just installed my Dice-O-Rama-brand Fuzzy Dice and I think they are great! I can't understand why anyone else would even buy another brand of Fuzzy Dice. These add <b>at least</b> 0.00045 horsepower to my Marauder and are far, far better than any other Fuzzy Dice out there!

In fact, I have heard that all owners of other fuzzy things (fuzzy animals, fuzzy slippers) are getting rid of their things so they can use Dice-O-Rama-brand Fuzzy Dice.

I know that Dice-O-Rama isn't a sponsor here, but I think they will become one real soon. I think everyone should buy a set of Dice-O-Rama Fuzzy Dice right now for the performance edge you can't get with anyone else's fuzzy products.

I got something in the mail from Dice-O-Rama and it says these Fuzzy Dice have a 100,000 mile warranty, looks like it makes more power compared to the Zippy-brand Fuzzy Dice and I don't see a warranty with Zippy. From what I heard the Zippy makes more power and cost more. I don't know of a warranty especially for 100,000 miles. Does anyone know what the main difference is and if Zippy offers a warranty?








Yes - it's called S A T I R E .

[Bluerauder]

I have just installed my Dice-O-Rama-brand Fuzzy Dice and I think they are great!
Yes - its' called S A T I R E .
So where's the pics of your Fuzzy Dice ?? :rofl: Install procedures, too !!! :rolleyes:

[Dave Compson]

Yeah, i want detailed install instructions and photos! I NEED THEM!

[dwasson]

Everyone know that the best dice are made by FuzzyCo. Dice-O-Rama Fuzzy Dice are made by 9 year old girls in southwest Arkansas sweatshops. FuzzyCo Dice are made by giant impersonal asian robots. FuzzyCo Dice are laser aligned for extra speed.

[SergntMac]

All this talk about dice is BS, everyone knows the bouncing Hula Hula girl is the only way to go. Get with the program, or get left behind.

Dice are for show, the Hula girl goes...

[STLR FN]

Now what would the effects be if I added the Fuzzy Dice, Hula Girl, Bobbing Yzerman head doll and a Type R sticker to my Merc? :help:

[ckadiddle]

Yeah, i want detailed install instructions and photos! I NEED THEM!
Let's Make it a Sticky! Are there any mods or tweaks for the fuzzy dice or hula girl available yet? Can you use an XCal2 to change the parms?

[dwasson]

Now what would the effects be if I added the Fuzzy Dice, Hula Girl, Bobbing Yzerman head doll and a Type R sticker to my Merc? :help:

The Type R sticker would cost you 12 HP and the rest of the stuff would induce vomiting in your passengers.

[STLR FN]

Kewl, I'm out the door now to get some. Now, can I add the obligatory 10' high aluminum wing? If so; trunk, roof, or hood, which would be the best place?
The Type R sticker would cost you 12 HP and the rest of the stuff would induce vomiting in your passengers.

[duhtroll]

The ReFuzz brand dice are best suited for the Marauder's type of rear view mirror, that being bringing the "bling" across all angles of the viewing spectrum and it doesn't just show up when you get within 20 feet. So anyone saying that "all fuzzy dice are the same because they end up with the same effect" are simply incorrect.

Of course, each person has to make the decision that best suits them, and all fuzzy dice are decent kits. However, when I decided to ReFuzz my MM back in 2003 I was unaware of just how great a change would come fom just that one mod. Had I the chance to do it over again I would definitely have started with just the ReFuzz mod, and maybe not have needed anything else.

I currently have 12,000 miles on my ReFuzz MM and since I use my MM as my daily driver it's obvious that there are no safety issues, also. While each person has to make the choice that best suits them you can go and look at my 60' times in the timeslip database and decide for yourself which is best.

The ReFuzz kit has been the highest selling kit over all others combined. And it's no coincidence that the top four times on the timeslip DB are all ReFuzz MMs.

So, be sure to go out and do the research yourselves and decide what's best on your own, and then you can purchase your own ReFuzz kit like us.

:)

-A

[N40GL]

Well, we now have four options for Fuzzy Dice. Right now the Dice-O-Rama kit is priced at $5,895.00 plus shipping. Yes it is expensive, but you have to consider just what is included in the kit.

First of all, they use a huge piece of rope to tie the dice on. This is the same type used in some street-rod applications. It is comes with a bracket that goes in existing holes already in the car,

Dice-O-Rama use a high quality plastic plug to hold the Dice, along with two and a half fuzz anchors that are made out of high impact plastic. The fuzz to air exchanger is also very expensive. Add to that the little plastic tips on the rope, a mass-Fuzz Air Sensor and a the twin Dice Pump that Ed at Ed's Dice Performance helped design for my company. I now include a Fuzzy Dice "Tooner Tool" with cable.

In addition, the kit includes custom colors and valve. In the past it used a non ferstner type bend on these colors, then had them brushed. Last week I took an SC car to Peru and had the Dice bent. The Dice going to the mirror are now one piece. As soon as they come back from the groomer, I will post some pictures.

Dice-O-Rama helped Buddy put together his ReFuzz kit. He uses most of these parts but doesn't really know what he's doing.

[SergntMac]

First of all, they use a huge piece of rope to tie the dice on. This is the same type used in some street-rod applications.
The Hula girl's grass skirt is 100 percent organic, and she has poly bushings at her waist. How much of that rope is pure hemp, and how much is synthetic blend?

[MikesMerc]

The ReFuzz brand dice are best suited for the Marauder's type of rear view mirror, that being bringing the "bling" across all angles of the viewing spectrum and it doesn't just show up when you get within 20 feet. So anyone saying that "all fuzzy dice are the same because they end up with the same effect" are simply incorrect.

Of course, each person has to make the decision that best suits them, and all fuzzy dice are decent kits. However, when I decided to ReFuzz my MM back in 2003 I was unaware of just how great a change would come fom just that one mod. Had I the chance to do it over again I would definitely have started with just the ReFuzz mod, and maybe not have needed anything else.

I currently have 12,000 miles on my ReFuzz MM and since I use my MM as my daily driver it's obvious that there are no safety issues, also. While each person has to make the choice that best suits them you can go and look at my 60' times in the timeslip database and decide for yourself which is best.

The ReFuzz kit has been the highest selling kit over all others combined. And it's no coincidence that the top four times on the timeslip DB are all ReFuzz MMs.

So, be sure to go out and do the research yourselves and decide what's best on your own, and then you can purchase your own ReFuzz kit like us.

:)

-A


I may not see things eye to eye with you at times....but this is a damn funny post!!! Well done :laugh:

[Bluerauder]

Now I can't make up my mind .... Hula Girl or Fuzzy Dice. Maybe I should just get one of each. :rofl:

[Mike Poore]

I have just installed my Dice-O-Rama-brand Fuzzy Dice and I think they are great! I can't understand why anyone else would even buy another brand of Fuzzy Dice. These add at least 0.00045 horsepower to my Marauder and are far, far better than any other Fuzzy Dice out there!
Yes - it's called S A T I R E .
I see you are unaware of the Super RONCO turbo model Fuzzy Dice. Plus with each purchace you get these really swell Ginzu knives .........but wait, there's more! ... :rofl:

[Dave Compson]

Think i want the hula girl now. I do have my family guy fuzzy dice. Got them from spencers. Stewie mooning the passengers of my car..

[Hack Goby]

Myself I would go with the "Chia-Dice",They can grow there own fuzz and they grow on antifreeze so you supercharged guys can tap into your intercoolers.I hope this dont start a supercharger war on who`s supercharger grows the best dice. :D

[N40GL]

I hope this dont start a supercharger war on who`s supercharger grows the best dice. :D


Hey - THAT issue's already settled!!

We're on to more important stuff now!

And - for the record - the Super RONCO dice are nothin' but a cheap knockoff of the old Dice-a-Roni ('the San Francisco Dice') that NO ONE wanted. Besides - they were made in Montana by mobility-challenged Elks (although they might've been Oddfellows and probably were).

[Marauder386]

I switched my Chia Dice over to all synthetics for fast growth and major allergic reaction ... Now I am going to weld a folding picnic table to my trunk...gonna git that Hi strength Coleman one....

:coolman:

[Bluerauder]

Plus with each purchace you get these really swell Ginzu knives .........but wait, there's more! ... :rofl:
Now wait a dang minute there Mike. There can't be anymore Ginsu knives left in the entire world. :rolleyes: The offer was limited back in 1978. :D Don't tell me that you found another box. :P :rofl:


They can grow there own fuzz
Anything that grows green fuzz ... can't be good !!! :rolleyes:

[SergntMac]

While y'all fight over the five types and styles of dice, there is only one Hula girl...And we all now "there can be only one".

[Bluerauder]

..... there is only one Hula girl...And we all now "there can be only one".
Actually Mac, there are 2 hula girls. I posted the PG version. :rofl:

[GreekGod]

I'm afraid someone is going to complain to the moderators, this being a 'family' type forum! Evil icons like dice (gambling) and hula girls (sexism?) have no place here or in our MM's! I personally have a nice big Tinky Winky (Teletubby) on my rear package tray. In case you don't know he is a gentile character from British television (not unlike Barney) and is loved by millions of children the world over. I also am looking for a cute bobble-head Chee Waa Waa for my dash (know where I kin git one?). I know, they don't fit my bad-boy image but I try to avoid shocking and scaring women and children when I'm out Maraudin.

[FordNut]

I'm starting to think this thread is directed toward me... should I be offended? Are y'all picking on me? My pink fuzzy dice were the first mod I made and it made a dramatic improvement in both performance and appearance.

This thread needs to be locked before it turns to oil or buttermilk...

[dwasson]

I'm starting to think this thread is directed toward me... should I be offended? Are y'all picking on me? My pink fuzzy dice were the first mod I made and it made a dramatic improvement in both performance and appearance.

Yeah that's it. It's all about you.

[Petrograde]

Will they void my warranty?

we need a poll!

Personally,.. I like FuzzCo.

[Donny Carlson]

All this talk about dice is BS, everyone knows the bouncing Hula Hula girl is the only way to go. Get with the program, or get left behind.

Dice are for show, the Hula girl goes...
No schidt, a buddy of mine brought a hula girl for my MM back from his Hawaii vacation. She didn't fit on the dash. :(

But, I took a sharpie marker and did a little artwork under her skirt to make her look more "anatomically correct" and left her in a spot in his office where, when he spotted her, he would be looking up. Much hilarity resulted,

[STLR FN]

Tinky Winky's gay. I'll take a Chewbacca on my package tray any day. ***Thought to self Why for some reason does that sound gay. :eek: ***
I'm afraid someone is going to complain to the moderators, this being a 'family' type forum! Evil icons like dice (gambling) and hula girls (sexism?) have no place here or in our MM's! I personally have a nice big Tinky Winky (Teletubby) on my rear package tray. In case you don't know he is a gentile character from British television (not unlike Barney) and is loved by millions of children the world over. I also am looking for a cute bobble-head Chee Waa Waa for my dash (know where I kin git one?). I know, they don't fit my bad-boy image but I try to avoid shocking and scaring women and children when I'm out Maraudin.

[warren714]

Kewl, I'm out the door now to get some. Now, can I add the obligatory 10' high aluminum wing? If so; trunk, roof, or hood, which would be the best place?
According to what seems the Ricer Best Practices, they put the wing on the back of front wheel drive cars, so I guess you put the wing on the front of a rear wheel drive car.

Also, a quick, little known speed secret - Microwaving the fuzzy dice for 1min 22sec will heat them to the proper temp to affect the air flow for additional horsepower when cruising with open windows.

warren

[Shora]

Wow this many replies to a thread about dice. You guys must LOVE Mondays. LOL.

I knew that there was a reason for my daily visiting of this site: Great people who know how to have some fun. Even on Mondays.

[GreekGod]

WARNING! WARNING! DANGER! DANGER WILL ROBINSON! Never heat fuzzy dice! The only acceptable temperature treatment for fuzzy dice is a cold soak in liquid nitrogen. This will rearrange the molecules and settle them down for greater life, wear resistance and strength.
According to what seems the Ricer Best Practices, they put the wing on the back of front wheel drive cars, so I guess you put the wing on the front of a rear wheel drive car.

Also, a quick, little known speed secret - Microwaving the fuzzy dice for 1min 22sec will heat them to the proper temp to affect the air flow for additional horsepower when cruising with open windows.

warren

[Mike Poore]

Wow this many replies to a thread about dice. You guys must LOVE Mondays. LOL.

I knew that there was a reason for my daily visiting of this site: Great people who know how to have some fun. Even on Mondays.
:laugh:
Yep, that's us: funguys. If you think this one's a hoot, take a look at "My last post". Um if you're gonna read the whole thing, you'd better have a good supply of buttermilk on hand.

See guys, I knew there was a way to work a little buttermilk into this thread. Who knows, it may rival the greatest thread of all time, one day. :dunno:

Or at least, come close to the "Great Bagpipe War". :bagpiper:

[ckadiddle]

I had MY fuzzy dice inflated with neon at Costco. Less heat buildup that way. Plus, I wired them to the electrical system and mounted a toggle switch on the dash. Gives off a romantic glow at night.

[Mike Poore]

I had MY fuzzy dice inflated with neon at Costco. Less heat buildup that way. Plus, I wired them to the electrical system and mounted a toggle switch on the dash. Gives off a romantic glow at night.
I wonder if Art Bell ever reads these posts? :eek:

[GreekGod]

If those evil dice are a glowin, I'm sure they are a glowin a evil Satanic red neon. Sprinkle some holy-water on them and they will turn to dust like-a one-a dem vampires when they git hit by the light of day!
I had MY fuzzy dice inflated with neon at Costco. Less heat buildup that way. Plus, I wired them to the electrical system and mounted a toggle switch on the dash. Gives off a romantic glow at night.

[STLR FN]

Just watch out with those fuzzy dice regardless of who they're made by. They attract yard gnomes and those suckers come out in force.

[dwasson]

Just watch out with those fuzzy dice regardless of who they're made by. They attract yard gnomes and those suckers come out in force.


The best way to keep the yard gnomes away is to install gnome whistles. The ultrasonic tone causes the gnomes to run to run away ... and the deer to step into the road to see what that sound might be.

[ckadiddle]

If those evil dice are a glowin, I'm sure they are a glowin a evil Satanic red neon. Sprinkle some holy-water on them and they will turn to dust like-a one-a dem vampires when they git hit by the light of day!
Yes they are definitely Satanic dice. How did you know? Ordered them directly from Hell. (http://www.hell2u.com/) On a slightly more serious note, my FL DL # has the "666" in it, and contains a total of six "6"s. Both our 2003 Marauder and 1993 LeBaron (red) both have "666" in their VINs. :eek:

On the upside, the smell of sulfur and brimstone on my person keep people from standing too close to me in the Wal-Mart checkout line. :D

[GreekGod]

I love the smell of fire and brimstone in the morning.

[STLR FN]

Dan, Now I thought the best way to get rid of the yard gnomes was by either Pink Flamingoes or Keiko the green frog.
The best way to keep the yard gnomes away is to install gnome whistles. The ultrasonic tone causes the gnomes to run to run away ... and the deer to step into the road to see what that sound might be.

[GreekGod]

Gremlins and gnomes can't stand Disco music or anything by Madonna. They also flee from and fear anything from Pink Floyd, especially the Umma-Gumma album! They are NOT afraid of pink flamingoes-it's Pink Floyd they are afraid of.

[dwasson]

It isn't the plastic pink flamingoes that scares gnomes. It's the film "Pink Flamingoes" by John Waters that scares them. I understand how the experimentors made that error.

[Logan]

You're all retarded.

[Mike Poore]

You're all retarded.
Uh, Oh, he's found us, guys. I thought we had kept him distracted with "My Last Post". I thought the alarms only went off when Tom & BDJ joined in.

:hide:

[SergntMac]

You're all retarded.Yeah...But you started it...

[ALF]

You're all retarded.
Are all earth people?

[texascorvette]

does his being "gentile" mean he is uncircumcised or merely not Jewish?
I'm afraid someone is going to complain to the moderators, this being a 'family' type forum! Evil icons like dice (gambling) and hula girls (sexism?) have no place here or in our MM's! I personally have a nice big Tinky Winky (Teletubby) on my rear package tray. In case you don't know he is a gentile character from British television (not unlike Barney) and is loved by millions of children the world over. I also am looking for a cute bobble-head Chee Waa Waa for my dash (know where I kin git one?). I know, they don't fit my bad-boy image but I try to avoid shocking and scaring women and children when I'm out Maraudin.

[STLR FN]

Stick and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me. :neener:
You're all retarded.

[gray bear]

You're all retarded.No some of us are autistic......Kmart Sucks.......Bout a hundred dollars.......time for Judge Wapner.......time for Judge Wapner.......time for Judge Wapner.......time for Judge Wapner.

[GreekGod]

Sorry for my error. Tinkey Winkey is gentle and I don't know if ne is Gentile or not. He IS Saintly as all three Tellytubbies are. I miss Underdog. He is not on teevee because he took a pill that gave him superpowers! Children's Superman costumes have a warning 'wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly'. This message is called stream of thought and should not be considered ex-cathedra.
does his being "gentile" mean he is uncircumcised or merely not Jewish?

[ckadiddle]

Dan, Now I thought the best way to get rid of the yard gnomes was by either Pink Flamingoes or Keiko the green frog.
I have a concrete, green painted frog by the front door of the house. His name is "Krammit the Frog". No Keiko, though. I believe Krammit is eating the yard gnomes in the neighborhood, cause I haven't seen any lately. I do have a pretty bad slug problem though. The little buggers seem to like slime-o-crossing on my nice smooth driveway at night.

[ckadiddle]

You're all retarded.Yes, I know. But I prefer to think of myself as "thought challenged".

[Mike Poore]

The little buggers seem to like slime-o-crossing on my nice smooth driveway at night.
You should pay particular attention to those Slug Runes, as we've been alerted that they're the latest form of crop circles, known as slime circles. :eek:

[MENINBLK]

I've got something that beats all of your Dice, Hula Girls and Brimstone.

It's an authentic Dreamcatcher...
I have had this one designed specifically to enhance the Dreamcatcher effect
while mounted in a Marauder.

How do I know it works so well ???
Well here is the idea behind the Dreamcatcher...
It collects all dreams, bad and good.
It channels the aura of the bad dreams directly into the Flux Capacitor
of my Marauder,
while it channels the good dreams directly into the BLING BLING of my Marauder.

So when I take my Marauder to my private track,
the ricer owners start dreaming of winning races.
For each ricer that dreams this dream, the output of my Flux Capacitor
is multiplied by a factor of 2.
So the more ricers I invite to my track, the more ricers I can easily spank.
And as I spank more and more ricers, my dream of RULING over the ricers
makes my Marauder look SHWEEETT !!

One side effect that has been very noticeable lately is whenever a ricer succumbs
to my Marauder Dreamcatcher, his ricemobile is left full of Apache Tears.

I am in the process of planning to make my authentic, hand made, Marauder Dreamcatcher
available through Innovative Interceptors,and ALTERNATIVE Automotive.
Yes, it is INNOVATIVE,and it is definitely an ALTERNATIVE to your Fuzzy Dice Balls,
spotty grass skirts, and Brimstone burnt jeans...

I will be contracting Poke to make up the initial list of possible purchasers
based on your past credit history provided here at MM.net...

So line up for the RIDE of your life !!!


DREAM ON !!!

[GreekGod]

Dreamcatcher? More devil-worshiper stuff! Stick with Tele-Tubbies and you are safe. They are pure like Underdog's Polly Pure Bred.

[dwasson]

Dreamcatcher? Pete, are you sleeping in your car?