Macon Marauder
03-27-2003, 06:49 AM
So I drop my son off at school this AM and head on into work. I'm just minding my own business when what do I see? A Sable moving up fast in the traffic behind me! "This is it," I think to myself, "This is the test all Marauder owners wait for and dread."
I let it close up on me and then we GO! Both of us cutting through traffic like hot knives through butter. The Sable matches my every move, every lane change, every acceleration and hard braking!
Then we're off the interstate and onto the surface streets. It's rush hour, so I'm a little more careful, a little more cautious. But not the Sable! Using all 4 lanes of a one way street the dreaded beast slips ahead.
But then something strange happens: at a traffic light that is just changing from green to amber, the Sable brakes! Ha! "I've got you now," I think, "We'll be side by side at the light!"
Then as I pull up I notice something strange: this Sable has a "County of" tag. I look up and OMG! Blue lights on the package shelf! Cage in the back! It's a cop car!
The race is over.
Beware the mighty Sable indeed.
I let it close up on me and then we GO! Both of us cutting through traffic like hot knives through butter. The Sable matches my every move, every lane change, every acceleration and hard braking!
Then we're off the interstate and onto the surface streets. It's rush hour, so I'm a little more careful, a little more cautious. But not the Sable! Using all 4 lanes of a one way street the dreaded beast slips ahead.
But then something strange happens: at a traffic light that is just changing from green to amber, the Sable brakes! Ha! "I've got you now," I think, "We'll be side by side at the light!"
Then as I pull up I notice something strange: this Sable has a "County of" tag. I look up and OMG! Blue lights on the package shelf! Cage in the back! It's a cop car!
The race is over.
Beware the mighty Sable indeed.