* Happy 59th. Birthday Bootlegger *

[Cobra25]

Today is our good friend Mel's 59th. Birthday. I want to wish him a Happy Birthday & that he may have many more. :birthday: :woohoo: :party: :cake:

[carfixer]

:eek: 59

Mel, you are now officially the oldest guy I know :P

Happy birthday my friend.

[RoyLPita]

Happy Birthday!!!! Enjoy!!!!! :party: :cake:

[jgc61sr2002]

Mel - Happy Birthday:D :birthday: :woohoo: :party: :cake: :beer:

[David Morton]

Just think, in one year you are sooo screwed. Officially no longer middle aged!

Keep the plumbing open Mel! I hear if you don't use it, you lose it at that age. Gonads dry up just like raisins in the sun.

:lol:

Just kidding. Many happy returns, you old bull.

Hey, I got one for ya' for yer birthday. On my topic too.

The young bulls heard the stockyard was getting an older established bull to improve the breeding lines. One of them said, "I'm not giving up any of my cows." and all the others chimed in, "Me too!" and "He'll have a fight on his hands if he tries to get any of mine!" and "HA HA! Some old fart bull can't get my cows away from me!"

Then they brought him in on a 14 foot wide trailer. His horns were sticking out of the sides. Stories started changing.

"Oh! Well, I might give over one or two of my cows, just to keep the peace." from the biggest bull and "Whoa! Yeah, I guess he's gonna need some friends. He can have two of my cows." from the number two bull and from one of the youngest bulls "Uh oh. I suppose I can let him have mine, if he wants them. I guess you guys are gonna start squeezing me out of the skinny ones I've got."

But the smallest bull started ranting and scraping at the dirt, snorting and stomping like he was in a total rage!(?) The other bulls tried to calm him down. "Hey boy! You better watch out! You make him mad and he's likely to tear you to shreds with those horns of his!" to which he replied...

"I don't mind taking a beating. I just want to make sure he knows I'm a bull!"

:lol:

[King Fubar]

Does this mean more stops at rest areas when we're on a road trip??



Happy Birthday Mel

[Bootlegger]

Thats Probadly correct Mike....Thanks for the concern........

[Smokie]

Now I know what I have to look forward to....:eek:

Happy B-Day my friend !!!!!:cuke:

[Hotrauder]

Mel, Happy belated birthday. Been away a few days. Oh, Claude knows at least one guy older than you! He's a smart azz kid but I must admit he is smarter that anyone else I know HIS age. Dennis:beer: