Att Hr Dept.

[Hotrauder]

Jerry, I know you are way to busy racing Ford GT's and trying to Save Ford Motor Company to notice but....did you know that Donna must have lost her housing and is sleeping in the office? Kind of like an upscale homeless lady with charm. :snoopy: Dennis

PS she is great!

[Jerry Barnes]

Dennis,

Yes, we have a great benefits package at Trilogy Motorsports. You can work as much as you want and get the same great salary every week. Sleeping accommodations are free. Water and lavatory facilities are included. Heat, electricity, and up-scale furnishings are at no additional charge to the employees.

We even have free bagels and donuts when profitability warrants it! And let's not forget the free coffee. I almost forgot!

We have given Donna the option of starting at 6:00AM and leaving early at 6:00PM. You know we have to consider work/life balance, that's a Ford Motor company term, we hear about a lot.

So, Dennis if you are looking for a challenging career in the automotive industry and dedication is more important then money, please give us a call!

Jerry

[Tallboy]

...Wait a minute. Donna works from 6AM to 6PM? Jerry, that's only HALF A DAY! Sounds like a lot of lost productivity to me. Hell, I'll bet she wastes a good 6 hours a night sleeping! Pretty selfish of her, if you ask me...:D :P

[Donna]

...Wait a minute. Donna works from 6AM to 6PM? Jerry, that's only HALF A DAY! Sounds like a lot of lost productivity to me. Hell, I'll bet she wastes a good 6 hours a night sleeping! Pretty selfish of her, if you ask me...:D :P

:P Yes it is selfish of me....it's call "sanity" break.....lol. Oh wait...that is Keema break. I am still waiting for Jerry to build me a dog kennel in the parking lot for my boy.......:D. Now, ship me a case of Coffee Mate .....PPLLEEEZZZZEEEEEEE and toothpicks for the eyelids.

[Hotrauder]

Jerry, Donna wants new golf clubs for Christmas and a week in Florida. The Home base of the Marauder Trilogy "what's in your wallet" brigade. She can live in my office and she doesn't have to leave at 6PM. My close encounter with an Automotive career at this point is trying to remember whether to turn L or R at the end of the street. Dennis Oh, I think you guys have a winner with a bullet. Thank you for your commitment to our rides.:beer: Oh, I'm retired..everything has to be more important than money :party1: ANY CHANCE YOU COULD AUTOGRAPH MY TRILOGY? I AM SERIOUS AND WOULD BE GRATEFUL. MAYBE LIKE WITH THE NUMBER 110 AND JERRY. THANK YOU DENNIS



Dennis,

Yes, we have a great benefits package at Trilogy Motorsports. You can work as much as you want and get the same great salary every week. Sleeping accommodations are free. Water and lavatory facilities are included. Heat, electricity, and up-scale furnishings are at no additional charge to the employees.

We even have free bagels and donuts when profitability warrants it! And let's not forget the free coffee. I almost forgot!

We have given Donna the option of starting at 6:00AM and leaving early at 6:00PM. You know we have to consider work/life balance, that's a Ford Motor company term, we hear about a lot.

So, Dennis if you are looking for a challenging career in the automotive industry and dedication is more important then money, please give us a call!

Jerry

[Cheeseheadbob]

I agree.. time she could be spending using her feminine wiles to persuade us naive MM drivers to spend more money with Trilogy...:D
Sounds like a lot of lost productivity to me.

[Donna]

I agree.. time she could be spending using her feminine wiles to persuade us naive MM drivers to spend more money with Trilogy...:D

:D Yep...that would be me....see, I getting blamed again :help:

[MarauderMark]

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