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StevenJ
11-20-2005, 09:48 PM
Before I start off, I don't approve of street racing, I think it's wrong and this is something that 99% of the time I do not do. I was a street light, right, these two girls around 16 or 17 were in a red Focus Zx3. I don't know what they were thinking frankly. They were pretty cute but they were starring at me like I was some kind of jackass or something. She kept acting like she wanted to race me. So I was just going to play with her a bit to have some fun. As the light kept getting closer to changing green, she kept rolling foward, I stayed put where I was, I did not rev the engine once. By the time the left turn signal turned red she had already rolled half a car length past the white line. As soon as it turned green I gave her a 10th of a second head start

I floored it, wheels spinning, tires screeching, I ran past her like she was some kind of crippled child trying to run the special olympics j/k. (No offense to thoose who are special). Now, I didn't do anything crazzy like go to 100 I just let it level off at 60, the road is 50 mph speed limit. So I get to the next light and it is red, there's this guy in a Acura TL or a TSX. Not sure, which one, they both look the same to me. He had some kind of look in his eye. He was a bit of a nerdy guy, pollo shirt, buzz cut with eye glasses, you know the guy. The kind of guy who travels with the IT deparment to take a coffe break at Starbucks to get their favorite cappachino.

So we both start off slow, next thing I know, we are matching speed, he goes for it, I go for it, I'm looking at my speedo meter, we are both pretty even in distance. He was about a car length ahead of me and we started doing 70 and I'm thinking to myself "screw this I'm not getting my car towed away by the cops" so I backed off a bit. He was doing about 80-85 and flew past me. So we both end up at the next light and it is red. He gets the in the middle lane and there's no one ahead of him but there's a guy in a newer Sentra in my lane, the left lane.

So he goes easy off the line, then floors it and as he shifts from 1st to 2nd, his wheels do a quick but loud burnout. I get into his lane and follow him swerving around a few other cars to get back into the left lane. I got very close to passing him a few times but it seems like every time I got close, he just hit it and sped up to 85-90. I don't know about you, but I have respect for my car and my life so I kept it to 70-75 tops while doing 60-65 most of the time. Either was, I was either close to or on his ass the whole time. Then we get up to the next light and that turns red. We are both the first ones at the light. I'm lined up on the left and he's still in the middle lane. I'm looking over him trying to read his face but his windows are up while mine are down and it was night so I couldn't see his face well enough to read him.

I decided not to hit it and slowly build up speed. He didn't either and drove right along side of my car. It got to a point where it became a stand off and we both floored it. My car was in low 2nd so he had the gearing advantage so he was able to get up there a bit faster than me but I quickly started to catch up. Once again, I started hitting 70-75 and I didn't want to go any faster than that. Next thing I know he's pulling over to get on the left lane to go on I75 southbound and comes to a stop but I decided "screw it" and didn't take his invitation. It's not that I don't have respect for him and his car I just wanted to call it a night. After thinking about it, if it had been a fair race, at a real strip, I probably would of taken him without too much trouble. Call me a bit of a wuss or what you want but I didn't want to push too hard and attract a cop. So ends my story.

StevenJ
11-21-2005, 10:16 PM
Oh come on, that was a good story! No one liked that at all? Oh come on, sure it wasn't a kill but it wasn't a real loss either. The dude was speed freak? What am I supposed to do? Floor it to 100 to pass him on a three lane 50 mph road?

MENINBLK
11-21-2005, 11:57 PM
I can leave most of them from 0 - 40.

Sully008
11-22-2005, 12:14 AM
Oh come on, that was a good story! No one liked that at all? Oh come on, sure it wasn't a kill but it wasn't a real loss either. The dude was speed freak? What am I supposed to do? Floor it to 100 to pass him on a three lane 50 mph road?

Good story, Steven. It's hard to pull in the reins when you're itching to play with another driver.

Wouldn't worry about members not responding. I wrote a post called "My first death" about losing to a new G35 coupe by half a car length (good story too, I thought). Had about 100 views, no replies. With our minor mods it seems most think the outcome is already set in stone.

hdirish50
11-22-2005, 06:05 AM
I thing that everybody on this site can in some way relate to your story. I know for a fact that every time some little punk in his rice burner, POS, pulls up next to me he is going to want to race. AT first I would take the challenge and make him look like a fool, but just like you I’m not going to risk a ticket or wrecking my car.

Cobra25
11-22-2005, 07:42 AM
:shake: You need a SuperCharger ! Tell your dad it would make a nice Christmas Gift !

CBT
11-22-2005, 08:29 AM
Way to pick on teenage girls, buddy. Just kidding, you should read the one about me and the raggedy old Volvo station wagon full of cuties.

Dragcity
11-22-2005, 09:05 AM
I have had my MM for 15 months and have had only one encounter on the highway. No one at any lights so for. Maybe my licence plate intimidates others.

Some kid in a Lexus was in the right lane as I passed in the left. He sped up to my excessive speed and tried to keep up as I maxed out at 125 (pre-XCal 2). He backed off or ran out prior. Probably backed off.

When you look at the MPH we can go, it's kinda crazy. 125 is a licence looser... Not to mention the risk of hitting something, by-by.

I think you made the wise choice. We are supposed to prove these sorts of things at the track, not on public ways.

I like my Merc, wheather or not it's the fastest on the road. It's got class and ass and sleeps 3 comfortably.

cyclone03
11-22-2005, 09:39 AM
Well....ah...hm.....,
The first paragraph hand me thinking "Paradise by the Dashboard Light...'
but then you started the secound and third and fourth.....and well you just lost me.....

cyclone03
11-22-2005, 09:47 AM
Before I start off, I don't approve of ..., I think it's wrong and this is something that 99% of the time I do not do. I(t) was a street light, right, these two girls around 16 or 17 were in a red Focus Zx3. I don't know what they were thinking frankly. They were pretty cute but they were starring at me like I was ........... She kept acting like she wanted me. So I was just going to play with her a bit to have some fun. As the light kept getting closer to changing green, she kept rolling foward, I stayed put where I was, I did not rev once. By the time ..... she had already rolled half a... past the white line. As soon as it turned green I gave her a 10th of a second head start

I floored it, wheels spinning, tires screeching, I ran past her like she was some kind of child trying to run the olympics . Now, I didn't do anything crazzy ..... I just let it level off ... limit. So I get to the next light and it is red, there's this guy in a Acura TL or a TSX.WAHH!!!!!Wait a minute what happened to the girls in the Focus!!!!!! Bring back the focus,no guys!!!![ Not sure, which one, they both look the same to me. He had some kind of look in his eye........................... ....... .

You should not post such smut!!!!!

StevenJ
11-22-2005, 06:07 PM
:shake: You need a SuperCharger ! Tell your dad it would make a nice Christmas Gift !

Nah, that would be wrong. I know you're being sarcastic but that would be like the irresponsible parent that buy's their kid a new Corvette for their 17th birthday. If I want something like that, I'm gonna work for it. But, thanks for the suggestion, and I'm Jewish so it would be a Chanukah gift.

ghost03
11-22-2005, 07:10 PM
why keep the speed at 70/75...your speedo goes to at least 120....its not there for looks..Use it once in a while...It wont bite you back...

StevenJ
11-22-2005, 07:23 PM
why keep the speed at 70/75...your speedo goes to at least 120....its not there for looks..Use it once in a while...It wont bite you back...

On US27 or parts of 75 or 95, hell yeah but not on Pines Blvd right next to the Pembroke Lakes Mall, which is where I was! And I have done 115 mph already on US27 for the record before the car was chipped. So there!

MarauderMark
11-22-2005, 09:19 PM
That was a good story and you were very smart for the way you handled it.:up:I wish i had such restraint but i'm supercharged :burn::D

Cobra25
11-23-2005, 08:53 AM
Nah, that would be wrong. I know you're being sarcastic but that would be like the irresponsible parent that buy's their kid a new Corvette for their 17th birthday. If I want something like that, I'm gonna work for it. But, thanks for the suggestion, and I'm Jewish so it would be a Chanukah gift. I glad to hear your going to work for it instead of asking for it. And just to let you know I wasn't being sarastic. Have a Happy Hoilday.

merc6
11-23-2005, 09:11 AM
After the tune I don't think I could withstand the responsibility of a S/C knowing I could outrun alot of stuff. I have a bad enough time trying not to let the SRI induction/exhaust note instigate a pedal stomp.


BTW I am in the process of getting a real intake. I just couldn't resist making one cause I didn't have a TX address I could have the intake sent to.

Fastronald
12-10-2005, 09:31 PM
I will freely admit that I used to street race in the 60's and into the early 80's.

Now days, getting home to see my wife and see my kids when they stop bye means more than blowing someone away.

It's dangerous and illlegal,.........but there is that "rush" that really does feel good when you blast past someone.........Right?