Mini Kill!!!

[MarauderMarc]

I know, I know, A supercharged Mini Cooper S is nothing extremely fast, but when theres a yuppy in it thinking hes all bad and you smoke him...thats priceless.

Was at a red light this morning and right beside me was this silver Mini S model. Didnt think much of it, until the light turned green. He layed on it so hard he was slamming the car into each gear at redline.....me?, well I just pushed the gas half way and smoked him like a Civic. Man I love this car! Gave her a nice kiss when I got home!

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[DEFYANT]

Awww Marc, leave the lil ones alone! hehehe

[merc6]

They need to know badgeless taxi is fastAr

[DefyantExWife]

you KISSED your car ? :eek:


you've GOT to be kidding :rolleyes:

[DefyantExWife]

This whole thread reminds me of the MERCURY MISTRESS..


did you see that Marc ? huh ? didja didja ? :D


Because I'll pull it out of my bag o'tricks if you like :coolman:

[shakes_26]

Thats cause he got the Mercury Marauder with the optional Mistress trim package. :rolleyes:



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you KISSED your car ? :eek:


you've GOT to be kidding :rolleyes:

[DefyantExWife]

:laugh: see ? I knew it ! i Knew it !

[SID210SA]

I had a little fun with a twin turbo RX-7....MY MM is stock and by the time we got past the intersection I was already half a car length ahead half way to the next light I let off the gas as I was at least 4 to 5 car lenghts ahead and still pulling away....I could see him shifting hard at the top of gear. He seemed amazed that a large sedan took him,,,,he just shook his head and smiled...then the next day I found out just how fast my MM would go....top speed was 125 with four people and a trunk full of junk....I guess there is a speed limiter on the car....to bad every one was getting excited as the spedo was running closer to 140...then dissapointment set in as it would not go past 125.

[MarauderMarc]

This whole thread reminds me of the MERCURY MISTRESS..


did you see that Marc ? huh ? didja didja ? :D


Because I'll pull it out of my bag o'tricks if you like :coolman:

No Ive never seen the "Mercury Mistress".

Okay, so I didnt really kiss my car, but I do give her long stares of affection different times throughout the day. Today after I got home was one of them.

So lets see this bag o'tricks.

[Donny Carlson]

Though it hardly seems sporting. Bit like a 300 lb NFL line backer bragging how he knocked out a 90 lb accountant.

Reminds me of a Monty Python bit:

Voice Over: Ken's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. (Cut to typical teenage girl's bedsit. Pin-ups of popstars on the walls. Teddy bears on the bed and gonks. Petula Wilcox is sitting up on the bed knitting.) She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records. How does she rate her chances against Ken?

Petula: Well, I'm a southpaw and I think this will confuse him, particularly with his brain problem.

(Cut to the ring. Floodlight. The night of the big fight. Murmur of a huge crowd. Excitement, cigar smoke rising in front of the camera. Bustle of activity all round. In medium close-up the master of ceremonies walks out into the middle of the ring, and takes the microphone.)

Master of Ceremonies: My lords, ladies and gedderbong... On my right, from the town of Reigate in the county of Kent, the heavyweight... (unintelligible) Mr Ken Clean-Air Systems!... (applause, cut to Ken's comer; Ken raises his arms above his head) and on my left! Miss Petula Wilcox.
Superimposed caption appears on the screen: ROUND 1 For the first time we see Petula dance out into the middle of the ring, frail and lovely in a white muslin dress, with a bow in her hair and boxing gloves. The referee bring them together, cautions them and then they separate. The bell goes. As speeded-up as we can manage and with the same stupendous sound effects as for all-in cricket, Ken belts the hell out of Petula.

[DefyantExWife]

Here you go... http://www.devilducky.com/media/29939/

[MarauderMarc]

OMFG!!!!! That is so true...err....uh....crazy!!!!!

No really, that was hilarious! Should have gotten the option at the time of delivery! Leave it ti Lisa to outdo anyone whenever theres something funny!

Now I know killing a Mini S is nothing to "sport" about, but every time I kill someone, it makes me appreciate what a great car I really have! Sure there are plenty of nice cars out there, but our MMs are truly unique. The entire package IMO. Im sure you all feel somewhat the same way about your beasts, right?

[SID210SA]

If some one pulls next to you and doesn't know what they are up against why fault the MM owner for teaching them a lesson?

[MarauderMarc]

If some one pulls next to you and doesn't know what they are up against why fault the MM owner for teaching them a lesson?

Amen!!!! Thats exactly what I was getting at! I knew Id kill him, but the look on their faces is priceless!

[whoskal]

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If some one pulls next to you and doesn't know what they are up against why fault the MM owner for teaching them a lesson?
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:agree:

[DEFYANT]

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If some one pulls next to you and doesn't know what they are up against why fault the MM owner for teaching them a lesson?


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:agree:


:agree:

Like the time the old lady tried to block the Defyant Marauder from merging into traffic. I showed her my custom painted tail lights :shake: