snowbird
01-14-2006, 06:49 AM
<FONT face=Arial>Yesterday early in the morning, we had the perfect conditions for black ice formation. About a mile from home, going to work, there was an Escape on a stop in front of me. I was about 30 feet away, maybe at 10 miles an hour coasting myself to the stop and (this just happened in a second and a half – two seconds) felt a massage under the brake pedal. Yes, black ice. Too late. Since the #?$%*&%?(*%?% ABS kicked in with rage on the ice, I had virtually ZERO PSI brake pressure allowed and did slap the Ford Escape in the back at maybe 7-8 miles an hour (a passionate kiss would have been my favorite but I found out later it was a slap). My last mistake (hit) was 20 years ago, sh--.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com[IMG] /><o:p></o:p>
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<FONT face=Arial><FONT size=3>PLEASE DON’T LOOK AT THE PICS RIGHT NOW. Rather, ask yourself what would you think would be the damage costs and read on the following extra info:<o:p></o:p>
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<FONT face=Arial><FONT size=3>PLEASE DON’T LOOK AT THE PICS RIGHT NOW. Rather, ask yourself what would you think would be the damage costs and read on the following extra info:<o:p></o:p>
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<FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size=3>- <FONT face=Arial><FONT size=3>The Escape was showroom stock with 2 male passengers aboard, about 3 900 pounds total, the smallest (lowest ?) SUV from Ford in the market The whole intersection is covered with the finest quality black ice, very slippery. He is finishing his stop (off the brake) and just at the verge to give it the go pedal to be on his way.<o:p></o:p>
<FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size=3>- <FONT face=Arial><FONT size=3>The Marauder was about 4500 pounds with me , alone, aboard. My actual setup is stock springs in front but quite a bit taller 235-70-16 winter tires on steelies. The front end is about an inch and a half higher than stock which should help frontal collision. I’ve got some mods but beside a 100 pounds or so penalty, nothing to influence the outcome beside a behind the grille intercooler which was very lucky NOT TO BE TOUCH. We’ve got (so I thought) a strong body on frame design and the car is known to survive severe cop duty and New York taxi usage, in short: a Sherman tank. Finally, I’ve got the kinetic energy on my side (or was it ?) at 7-8 miles an hour and hit with virtually no nose dive with the ABS very busy.<o:p></o:p>
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<FONT face=Arial><FONT size=3>The result: When I hit, I heard one of those terrible sound of metal and plastics being bent and crushed. The Escape went, like a pool ball (pretty funny sight I might add) in a split second on the other side of the intersection on the slippery ice. Luckily, the one before last car that did his stop was about 50 feet away, out of harms way. My car just did like when you hit the white ball very low with the stick. It stopped right at the Escape spot, quietly idling (I know, I know, a white ball doesn’t idle. It was just an image).<o:p></o:p>
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<FONT face=Arial><FONT size=3>We cleared our cars from the intersection, exchanged coordinates in a civilized way. No arguments, I’m in fault ( I did not did the American graffiti movie trick to yell at him that HE backed up on me !) The Escape had a slightly bent hitch and a slightly, maybe a quarter inch deeper, intact bumper cover and no apparent other damage.<o:p></o:p>
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<FONT face=Arial><FONT size=3>I had only three teeth lefts in the grille, the bumper cover was stabbed trough by the Escapes hitch and scratches on the top edge were seen (evidently, his bumper slipped on the top on mine. The stabbing effect of the hitch might as well have helped to keep the 2 bumpers absorbing the energy). The bumper wasn’t recessed like the Escape. The lights, hood, fender were intact except a slight off adjusted stance from the hood. The intercooler unit and tubing, transmission cooler lines were intact, no leaks. I was still pretty pissed but very lucky in the same time.<o:p></o:p>
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<FONT face=Arial><FONT size=3>I called my boss for a day off and went to a body adjuster afterwards. The car needs: a grille, a bumper cover, the two under the skin plastic crash-energy absorbent and the big backing plate that hold the grille and lights and other front end parts. Parts= 3100 CDN $ and 1 700 CDN$ labour, taxes and paint = 4 800 CDN $ total or 4 000 US $. I just found out that there aren’t anymore springs in the bumper architecture to absorb energy or steel for that matter. Just about very costly moulded plastics that are very trigger happy to crack. And the fight with the insurance adjuster is not started yet. That will be my next Monday morning happy hour. When he’ll found out the price of a bumper cover (over 2 000 CDN$ with taxes) …<o:p></o:p>
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<FONT face=Arial><FONT size=3>NOW LOOK AT THE PICS. Pretty amazing as the damage don’t look AT ALL like the price of repairs.<o:p></o:p>
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<FONT face=Arial><FONT size=3>4 grand for a slight touch on a stop? I’m not so proud anymore. Where is that body on frame strength ? I know it’s my fault. I just lost it on the ice. BUT Damn with those kinds of very costly design, greed from the insurance guys, body guys and manufacturers that come to dig in my pockets like that. Sorry for the rant but IMO, in the fifties, I would have probably just rechromed the bumper for 20$ with no other damage. And ABS, yes it is good but again IMO - maybe - it should be switch adjustable, with a off feature below 10 or 20 miles per hour. On the ice, it give you NO BRAKE for a trade in control. Control isn’t everything. Technology in the plastic industry isn’t everything when replacement costs isn’t taken into account. They should think a little more about the consumers interest too.<o:p></o:p>
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<FONT face=Arial><FONT size=3>The car will survive this and so do I. I’ll check closely the body guys on their way to repair the car in a professional way. The New York taxi bumpers, aka those Australian ones, don’t look so bad anymore isn’t it ?.<o:p></o:p>
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<FONT face=Arial>One last thing. I won’t laugh anymore at those Friday the 13<SUP>th</SUP> freaks !!
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<FONT face=Arial><FONT size=3>PLEASE DON’T LOOK AT THE PICS RIGHT NOW. Rather, ask yourself what would you think would be the damage costs and read on the following extra info:<o:p></o:p>
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<FONT face=Arial><FONT size=3>PLEASE DON’T LOOK AT THE PICS RIGHT NOW. Rather, ask yourself what would you think would be the damage costs and read on the following extra info:<o:p></o:p>
<FONT face=Arial><FONT size=3><o:p></o:p>
<FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size=3>- <FONT face=Arial><FONT size=3>The Escape was showroom stock with 2 male passengers aboard, about 3 900 pounds total, the smallest (lowest ?) SUV from Ford in the market The whole intersection is covered with the finest quality black ice, very slippery. He is finishing his stop (off the brake) and just at the verge to give it the go pedal to be on his way.<o:p></o:p>
<FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size=3>- <FONT face=Arial><FONT size=3>The Marauder was about 4500 pounds with me , alone, aboard. My actual setup is stock springs in front but quite a bit taller 235-70-16 winter tires on steelies. The front end is about an inch and a half higher than stock which should help frontal collision. I’ve got some mods but beside a 100 pounds or so penalty, nothing to influence the outcome beside a behind the grille intercooler which was very lucky NOT TO BE TOUCH. We’ve got (so I thought) a strong body on frame design and the car is known to survive severe cop duty and New York taxi usage, in short: a Sherman tank. Finally, I’ve got the kinetic energy on my side (or was it ?) at 7-8 miles an hour and hit with virtually no nose dive with the ABS very busy.<o:p></o:p>
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<FONT face=Arial><FONT size=3>The result: When I hit, I heard one of those terrible sound of metal and plastics being bent and crushed. The Escape went, like a pool ball (pretty funny sight I might add) in a split second on the other side of the intersection on the slippery ice. Luckily, the one before last car that did his stop was about 50 feet away, out of harms way. My car just did like when you hit the white ball very low with the stick. It stopped right at the Escape spot, quietly idling (I know, I know, a white ball doesn’t idle. It was just an image).<o:p></o:p>
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<FONT face=Arial><FONT size=3>We cleared our cars from the intersection, exchanged coordinates in a civilized way. No arguments, I’m in fault ( I did not did the American graffiti movie trick to yell at him that HE backed up on me !) The Escape had a slightly bent hitch and a slightly, maybe a quarter inch deeper, intact bumper cover and no apparent other damage.<o:p></o:p>
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<FONT face=Arial><FONT size=3>I had only three teeth lefts in the grille, the bumper cover was stabbed trough by the Escapes hitch and scratches on the top edge were seen (evidently, his bumper slipped on the top on mine. The stabbing effect of the hitch might as well have helped to keep the 2 bumpers absorbing the energy). The bumper wasn’t recessed like the Escape. The lights, hood, fender were intact except a slight off adjusted stance from the hood. The intercooler unit and tubing, transmission cooler lines were intact, no leaks. I was still pretty pissed but very lucky in the same time.<o:p></o:p>
<FONT face=Arial><FONT size=3><o:p></o:p>
<FONT face=Arial><FONT size=3>I called my boss for a day off and went to a body adjuster afterwards. The car needs: a grille, a bumper cover, the two under the skin plastic crash-energy absorbent and the big backing plate that hold the grille and lights and other front end parts. Parts= 3100 CDN $ and 1 700 CDN$ labour, taxes and paint = 4 800 CDN $ total or 4 000 US $. I just found out that there aren’t anymore springs in the bumper architecture to absorb energy or steel for that matter. Just about very costly moulded plastics that are very trigger happy to crack. And the fight with the insurance adjuster is not started yet. That will be my next Monday morning happy hour. When he’ll found out the price of a bumper cover (over 2 000 CDN$ with taxes) …<o:p></o:p>
<FONT face=Arial><FONT size=3><o:p></o:p>
<FONT face=Arial><FONT size=3>NOW LOOK AT THE PICS. Pretty amazing as the damage don’t look AT ALL like the price of repairs.<o:p></o:p>
<FONT face=Arial><FONT size=3><o:p></o:p>
<FONT face=Arial><FONT size=3>4 grand for a slight touch on a stop? I’m not so proud anymore. Where is that body on frame strength ? I know it’s my fault. I just lost it on the ice. BUT Damn with those kinds of very costly design, greed from the insurance guys, body guys and manufacturers that come to dig in my pockets like that. Sorry for the rant but IMO, in the fifties, I would have probably just rechromed the bumper for 20$ with no other damage. And ABS, yes it is good but again IMO - maybe - it should be switch adjustable, with a off feature below 10 or 20 miles per hour. On the ice, it give you NO BRAKE for a trade in control. Control isn’t everything. Technology in the plastic industry isn’t everything when replacement costs isn’t taken into account. They should think a little more about the consumers interest too.<o:p></o:p>
<FONT face=Arial><FONT size=3><o:p></o:p>
<FONT face=Arial><FONT size=3>The car will survive this and so do I. I’ll check closely the body guys on their way to repair the car in a professional way. The New York taxi bumpers, aka those Australian ones, don’t look so bad anymore isn’t it ?.<o:p></o:p>
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<FONT face=Arial>One last thing. I won’t laugh anymore at those Friday the 13<SUP>th</SUP> freaks !!