Trilogy Motorsports Bulletin #1

[Jerry Barnes]

Something a little new. I have been a little laxed at letting everyone know what has been happening with our product offerings. Many customers have asked that we start carrying other products that compliment the cars that we own. So after much convincing from our good friends and customers we started researching what it would take offer other quality products and provide One Stop Shopping for our customers. So I will start providing bulletins on changes to our business that others may find useful. I will also say that I want to offer these quality products at the LOWEST price available. So here come the guarantee. If you find it anywhere else cheaper we will match that price! period! So we are now dealers for the following products :

1. Baer Brakes

2. Metco Controls Arms and Wats Linkage

3. Addco Sway Bars

4. SCT Tuners

5. Diablo Sport Tuners

6. Alcoa Marauder Wheels(widened to your specifications)

7. Trilogy Motorsports Stainless Headers(Mustang's & F150's)

8. And of course those famous shirts, hats, mugs, jackets with that ever popular logo and flags. The ones that the fastest cars in Florida have under the hood(more trash talk)!

Thanks

Jerry

[Rider90]

Excellent News Jerry! Do you plan on posting the prices in Trilogy's online store?

[Jerry Barnes]

Excellent News Jerry! Do you plan on posting the prices in Trilogy's online store?

Yes, I am just the Boss, Donna is the brains! Donna and Scott will get that done for me! But, if you need something quick, call Donna!

Thanks

Jerry

[Rider90]

Since you are selling a Diablosport product, are you also planning to offer a choice between Diablosport and SCT tune for the future S/C owners? That way people who already have the Predator can continue to tweak their shifts and other variables without having to buy a new SCT Programmer.

[blackf0rk]

So here come the guarantee. If you find it anywhere else cheaper we will match that price! period!

Jerry! I found a set of baer brakes for $20 - I'll take 2 sets. Tanks! :banned:

[Tallboy]

Great news, my friend!

It just keeps getting better and better, doesn't it?

Time for a rear sway bar and Metcos!!!!:burnout:

[MikesMerc]

Jerry has already hooked me up (along with a few other guys) with the Baer Brakes and Metco suspension peices (control arms, watts link, and driveshaft loop). These items along with widened rims are a great way to balance your Trilogized Marauder.

I'll be getting the sway bars next.


Jerry, along with the famous shirts, hats, mugs, jackets, logo and flags, will you be offering up some Trilogy branded Kool-Aid??

OH-YEAH!!!
http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=86 28&stc=1&d=1139884798

[shakes_26]

(in best Monty Burns voice) Excellent, Simply Exellent,... Smithers! Release the credit card, we're going shopping!

[Jerry Barnes]

Jerry has already hooked me up (along with a few other guys) with the Baer Brakes and Metco suspension peices (control arms, watts link, and driveshaft loop). These items along with widened rims are a great way to balance your Trilogized Marauder.

I'll be getting the sway bars next.


Jerry, along with the famous shirts, hats, mugs, jackets, logo and flags, will you be offering up some Trilogy branded Kool-Aid??

OH-YEAH!!!
http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=86 28&stc=1&d=1139884798

Oh my gosh,

Thanks Mike, I almost forgot our most important seller, Trilogy Motorsports Kool-Aid. It will be offered in gallon jugs, I mean containers at a quantity discount.

TRILOGY MOTORSPORTS MEDICAL WARNING

Once consumed, this drink can cause you to have a terminal NEED FOR SPEED with the only cure being a Trilogy Motorsports Supercharger Kit. It can cause enlarged eyes, anal puckering, cold sweats and the feeling of being motoring invincible! You will have the urge to drag race younger people, even with your children in the back seat! Mild manored ordinary people start to grow hair on the palms of their hands and head for the nearest drag strip. You start to leave you better half to hang out with people on streets like Woodward Ave. You start talking trash with people that have Prododger and Votick devices on their cars.

Watch for these symptoms if you have had any Trilogy Motorsports Kool-Aid call Donna Lutz at (313)336-6135. She has the cure!

The Wizard

[martyo]

So we are now dealers for the following products :

1. Baer Brakes

2. Metco Controls Arms and Wats Linkage

3. Addco Sway Bars

4. SCT Tuners

5. Diablo Sport Tuners

6. Alcoa Marauder Wheels(widened to your specifications)

7. Trilogy Motorsports Stainless Headers(Mustang's & F150's)

8. And of course those famous shirts, hats, mugs, jackets with that ever popular logo and flags. The ones that the fastest cars in Florida have under the hood(more trash talk)!


What, no Diet Mountain Dew?

[DEFYANT]

So... umm... Mr. Wizard....

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/Defyant/wizardofozwiz.jpg

Do we bring the cheepest price we find and bring that to you and you meet it?

I can feel that gaw'd dayum credit card heat'n up already!

[Rider90]

I can feel that gaw'd dayum credit card heat'n up already!
I still have to use oven mitts to touch mine.

[King Fubar]

So it's kool-aid that gives you hairy palms....whew thats a relief...glad I don't drink it I mean...

[bigslim]

Oh my gosh,

Thanks Mike, I almost forgot our most important seller, Trilogy Motorsports Kool-Aid. It will be offered in gallon jugs, I mean containers at a quantity discount.

TRILOGY MOTORSPORTS MEDICAL WARNING

Once consumed, this drink can cause you to have a terminal NEED FOR SPEED with the only cure being a Trilogy Motorsports Supercharger Kit. It can cause enlarged eyes, anal puckering, cold sweats and the feeling of being motoring invincible! You will have the urge to drag race younger people, even with your children in the back seat! Mild manored ordinary people start to grow hair on the palms of their hands and head for the nearest drag strip. You start to leave you better half to hang out with people on streets like Woodward Ave. You start talking trash with people that have Prododger and Votick devices on their cars.

Watch for these symptoms if you have had any Trilogy Motorsports Kool-Aid call Donna Lutz at (313)336-6135. She has the cure!

The Wizard
Ha-Ha, laugh-laugh, giggle-giggle, Hee-Hee, Hardy-har-har!!!!!!:rofl: :laugh:

[STLR FN]

Great, Like I needed any more reasons to shop there. :burnout:

[blackf0rk]

What about curb insurance? ;)

[Lone_Star]

Their off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz, I mean Trilogy. We will be getting these prices and pictures up on the website asap. Stay tuned.................im on it.:sleepy:

[Donna]

Their off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz, I mean Trilogy. We will be getting these prices and pictures up on the website asap. Stay tuned.................im on it.:sleepy:

Scott, wake up :D . Dang poppies :cool:

[Lone_Star]

Ok boys and girls.....The Trilogy Motorsports online store has been updated. Please stay tuned as more products will be added very soon. You can check out the new stuff www.trilogymotorsportsstore.co m (http://www.trilogymotorsportsstore.co m).

[Cheeseheadbob]

Jerry, since I run a flavoring manufacturing company, I would gladly offer you a cornucopia of flavors at very reasonable prices. Perhaps a poll is in order to best judge the most popular ones. Tuttie Frutti is always popular...:D
Oh my gosh,

Thanks Mike, I almost forgot our most important seller, Trilogy Motorsports Kool-Aid. It will be offered in gallon jugs, I mean containers at a quantity discount.

TRILOGY MOTORSPORTS MEDICAL WARNING

Once consumed, this drink can cause you to have a terminal NEED FOR SPEED with the only cure being a Trilogy Motorsports Supercharger Kit. It can cause enlarged eyes, anal puckering, cold sweats and the feeling of being motoring invincible! You will have the urge to drag race younger people, even with your children in the back seat! Mild manored ordinary people start to grow hair on the palms of their hands and head for the nearest drag strip. You start to leave you better half to hang out with people on streets like Woodward Ave. You start talking trash with people that have Prododger and Votick devices on their cars.

Watch for these symptoms if you have had any Trilogy Motorsports Kool-Aid call Donna Lutz at (313)336-6135. She has the cure!

The Wizard

[Jerry Barnes]

Jerry! I found a set of baer brakes for $20 - I'll take 2 sets. Tanks! :banned:


Sure 2 for $20!

[Jerry Barnes]

What, no Diet Mountain Dew?

MartyO,

We are going to offer Mountain Dew and Diet Coke, depending on who you need to buy for(smile)!

Jerry

[Jerry Barnes]

Jerry, since I run a flavoring manufacturing company, I would gladly offer you a cornucopia of flavors at very reasonable prices. Perhaps a poll is in order to best judge the most popular ones. Tuttie Frutti is always popular...:D

CheeseHeadBob,

I think some will want simply Grape and others will definately need Tuttie Frutti! I call you with my order.

Thanks

Jerry