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[89VERT]

Here's the scenario:

Time : 8:15 p.m Pacific Time
Place : 6 Lane Bridge w / center divider
Traffic:Zero
Weather : Bone Dry
Temperature: 7*C ( 48*F.)

Contestants:

Curb Lane - 03 Marauder.
Outside Lane -04/05 PT Cruiser Turbo.

The Story :

Cruising along at about 60, listening to Motley Crue 's "Kick Start My Heart, when I noticed in my rear-view mirror a vehicle approaching quickly , really quickly.
He's got his fog lights on for some unapparent reason and the lights are really annoying my eyes.
There's one lane between us and he's obviously on some sort of mission to track me down .He flicks on his High beams .
He must be intentionally trying to get my blood to boil .

He's succeeding.

Now I'm getting pi$$ed.

As he's approaching I ease into the throttle and flick off the O/D.
I'm now doing about 70.
He's beside me .

I can hear him downshift.
Okay , now I get it ...

I absolutely hammer the MM .

If my foot was pressing down on the accelerator any harder ,I'd be leaving the imprint of my shoe on the carpet permanently.

My right leg feels like it's on a Stair Master.
The MM leaps forward and I'm pulling away like a pharmaceutically enhanced homer by Barry Bonds.

One car length..

Two...the MM is pulling harder than ever...
Three....the glare from his lights is beginning to fade...
Four.....It's over.

I back off , flick the O/D back on and settle in for the ride home .

By the time I pulled in the driveway my face was beginning to hurt from the smile .

[Haggis]

Curb Lane - 03 Marauder.
Outside Lane -04/05 PT Cruiser Turbo.

You know better then to pick on the physically disabled. :nono:

[Hotrauder]

Often it is not the calibre of the vehicle but the attitude of the operator that gets their a$$es kicked in. I respect the friendly challenge regardless of the ride. And if it is safe and only then we are on light to light to the speed limit. Most of the clowns I ignore but if they become a pain I will bury them if they insist. I get a lot of thumbs up from the young ricers when I show them a little "stuff." What the hey, they are car guys, too. Just misdirected in their "yout.":D

[fastblackmerc]

All this happened on your "private track" correct?

[Haggis]

You know better then to pick on the physically disabled. :nono:
;) You missed the winkie at the top of the page. ;)

[StevenJ]

I like Montely Crue. Girls Girls Girls is a better song though. I have their collection cd somewhere with all their hits on it. Too Young to Fall in love is good too. But the most fun people to take down are VW drivers. Especially the people who have the 1.8L Passats who think they are sport sedans and drive 70 mph on city roads. You just have to sit back and laugh. I lambasted one guy in a newer Jetta with a 1.8 plus I even gave him a head start. I still whipped him!

[natedog1284]

I like Montely Crue. Girls Girls Girls is a better song though. I have their collection cd somewhere with all their hits on it. Too Young to Fall in love is good too. But the most fun people to take down are VW drivers. Especially the people who have the 1.8L Passats who think they are sport sedans and drive 70 mph on city roads. You just have to sit back and laugh. I lambasted one guy in a newer Jetta with a 1.8 plus I even gave him a head start. I still whipped him!

"Wild Side" is my favorite ;). Good story vert. Some people just plain need to get their a$$es handed to them!