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Black_Noise
04-07-2006, 02:11 AM
man.... that alice is always online, and she talks for hours, i couldnt keep up!!

anyone else know who she is? what kind of MM she drive's?




















































just joking.... im bored and its like 4 am here

TripleTransAm
04-07-2006, 04:09 AM
I heard Alice was like ten feet tall... at least when I went to ask her.

Mike Poore
04-07-2006, 04:12 AM
man.... that alice is always online, and she talks for hours, i couldnt keep up!!

anyone else know who she is? what kind of MM she drive's?

She's hot, ask her for sex. :rolleyes:

MarauderMark
04-07-2006, 04:56 AM
She's hot, ask her for sex. :rolleyes:
I heard she has a restaurant and some guy named mel.

Bluerauder
04-07-2006, 06:10 AM
I heard she has a restaurant and some guy named mel.
There's always a Woodie at Alice's Restaurant. :rolleyes:

jimlam56
04-07-2006, 06:22 AM
Arlo you serious???

junior
04-07-2006, 06:37 AM
I'm not sure, but I think she wears chains.

ckadiddle
04-07-2006, 09:15 AM
Just "Go Ask Alice".

magindat
04-07-2006, 09:45 AM
I feel like I'm in wonderland reading this post.

RoyLPita
04-07-2006, 09:53 AM
This is Alice's other job after years of syndication on the "Brady Bunch". :lol:

Ross
04-07-2006, 12:07 PM
I think Alice is dating Chuck Norris.

SergntMac
04-07-2006, 12:12 PM
Her full name is Ms. Alice Pack. She has a younger sister, Fanny...

Marauderoz
04-07-2006, 12:37 PM
8962Alice never knows when to shut up.

Bluerauder
04-07-2006, 01:20 PM
Her full name is Ms. Alice Pack...
Her maiden name was Alice Chalmers but that was when she worked on the construction crew.

the_pack_rat
04-07-2006, 02:00 PM
I heard Alice was like ten feet tall... at least when I went to ask her.
She was chasing rabbits & looked like she was gonna fall, the last I saw of her.

Mike Poore
04-07-2006, 03:51 PM
Just "Go Ask Alice".

It was all going so well, until the White Knight started talking backwards.

Here's the whole thing:

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small,
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all.
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall.
And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall,
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call.
Call Alice
When she was just small.
When the men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low.
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know.
When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead,
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the doorknob said:
"Feed your head. Feed your head. Feed your head"

MarauderMark
04-07-2006, 04:57 PM
Al is laughing he butt off on this thread.:D

DEFYANT
04-07-2006, 08:43 PM
Bang zoom to the moon Alice!

Blackened300a
04-08-2006, 04:24 AM
Alice drives the infamous Factory White Marauder with the V-10 that leaked out of the Ford factory into a dealership

the_pack_rat
04-08-2006, 04:35 AM
Alice has a message from Flo.

Flo said .....

"Kiss my grits".

SergntMac
04-08-2006, 04:48 AM
Alice drives the infamous Factory White Marauder with the V-10 that leaked out of the Ford factory into a dealership That's a step up from the construction yellow of her last ride...

Bluerauder
04-08-2006, 05:48 AM
Bang zoom to the moon Alice!
Alice doesn't live here anymore. :rolleyes: