Alice in CHAT

[Black_Noise]

man.... that alice is always online, and she talks for hours, i couldnt keep up!!

anyone else know who she is? what kind of MM she drive's?




















































just joking.... im bored and its like 4 am here

[TripleTransAm]

I heard Alice was like ten feet tall... at least when I went to ask her.

[Mike Poore]

man.... that alice is always online, and she talks for hours, i couldnt keep up!!

anyone else know who she is? what kind of MM she drive's?

She's hot, ask her for sex. :rolleyes:

[MarauderMark]

She's hot, ask her for sex. :rolleyes:
I heard she has a restaurant and some guy named mel.

[Bluerauder]

I heard she has a restaurant and some guy named mel.
There's always a Woodie at Alice's Restaurant. :rolleyes:

[jimlam56]

Arlo you serious???

[junior]

I'm not sure, but I think she wears chains.

[ckadiddle]

Just "Go Ask Alice".

[magindat]

I feel like I'm in wonderland reading this post.

[RoyLPita]

This is Alice's other job after years of syndication on the "Brady Bunch". :lol:

[Ross]

I think Alice is dating Chuck Norris.

[SergntMac]

Her full name is Ms. Alice Pack. She has a younger sister, Fanny...

[Marauderoz]

8962Alice never knows when to shut up.

[Bluerauder]

Her full name is Ms. Alice Pack...
Her maiden name was Alice Chalmers but that was when she worked on the construction crew.

[the_pack_rat]

I heard Alice was like ten feet tall... at least when I went to ask her.
She was chasing rabbits & looked like she was gonna fall, the last I saw of her.

[Mike Poore]

Just "Go Ask Alice".

It was all going so well, until the White Knight started talking backwards.

Here's the whole thing:

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small,
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all.
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall.
And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall,
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call.
Call Alice
When she was just small.
When the men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low.
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know.
When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead,
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the doorknob said:
"Feed your head. Feed your head. Feed your head"

[MarauderMark]

Al is laughing he butt off on this thread.:D

[DEFYANT]

Bang zoom to the moon Alice!

[Blackened300a]

Alice drives the infamous Factory White Marauder with the V-10 that leaked out of the Ford factory into a dealership

[the_pack_rat]

Alice has a message from Flo.

Flo said .....

"Kiss my grits".

[SergntMac]

Alice drives the infamous Factory White Marauder with the V-10 that leaked out of the Ford factory into a dealership That's a step up from the construction yellow of her last ride...

[Bluerauder]

Bang zoom to the moon Alice!
Alice doesn't live here anymore. :rolleyes: