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Big House
04-15-2006, 08:26 PM
"I need a tune up or it would have been all over" was what I was told earlier tonight after a reluctant Mustang driver and his lady friend came to face the beast we all know and love.....the Mercury Marauder.

Returning from a great Italian feast, celebrating the realization of the vision of the Black Mesh wheels on my Black beast (yes they are on and man I love them) on a deserted strip of some highway I cannot name for known reasons, I encounter a 2001 or 2002 Black Mustang GT convertable. Unbenounced to me but observed by the wife, the Mustang driver attemped to get my attention buy "goosing it." After being brought to my attention, I kindly illustrated to him what goosing was.

At this point I thought this encounter was over but it just happens we are going the same way, so the Mustang driver tries is luck again, this time I see it coming. He pulls up, and gooses it again. I acknowledge the joust and unleashed the full fury of my beast, the Darkside. Even with the car length and head start, I enjoyed the look of WFT!!! as I shot past and pulled for about a quarter. I later ran into that same driver and his best Defense of his car's performance or lack there of was ..."I need a tune up." My response..."yeah....OK."

(This encounter was purely fictional. No laws or feelings were broken or hurt buy this little narrative) :cool4:

Marauder386
04-15-2006, 09:39 PM
A: " I had my A/C on ...if I didnt I would of had you..." So said the Impala SS toothless driver.
B: " I just put a new tune in it and my turbo's arent spinning up fast enough..." A Pimpin' Donked out Lexus owner...
C: " My NOS didnt kick in ...thats why you beat me ... " Standard issue RiceBoy from Affluent Suburbia ...

...and the hits just keep rolling in, folks !


:coolman:

MarauderMark
04-15-2006, 09:57 PM
A: " I had my A/C on ...if I didnt I would of had you..." So said the Impala SS toothless driver.
B: " I just put a new tune in it and my turbo's arent spinning up fast enough..." A Pimpin' Donked out Lexus owner...
C: " My NOS didnt kick in ...thats why you beat me ... " Standard issue RiceBoy from Affluent Suburbia ...

...and the hits just keep rolling in, folks !


:coolman:
Lol Great answers.:D
When we gonna see some pics.I wanna see how they look.:D

JMan
04-16-2006, 05:12 AM
Lol Great answers.:D
When we gonna see some pics.I wanna see how they look.:D

Ditto!

J

DEFYANT
04-16-2006, 05:32 AM
Nice.

I just love these fictional storys.

Bluerauder
04-16-2006, 05:42 AM
"... so the Mustang driver tries his luck again, this time I see it coming.
Another slow learner !!! :D

Way to go, William !! :2thumbs: Congratulations to you and the "Darkside" :congrats: (purely fictional, of course).

So, where's the pics of those new wheels?

Big House
04-16-2006, 08:08 PM
http://www.mercurymarauder.net/showcase/files/3/3/1/3/IMG_0030-2.jpg

There are more pictures in my gallery.

txkent
04-16-2006, 09:04 PM
Them is some right purty wheels ya got there. :D

Blackened300a
04-17-2006, 05:21 PM
Very Nice Wheels :up:

BAD MERC
04-17-2006, 06:12 PM
That brought a tear to my eye. Next time don't pick on a Ford.

Cheeseheadbob
04-17-2006, 06:34 PM
Unfortunately, most of the young idiots I encounter in Baltimore seem to drive Mustang 5.0's. I let them get a head start and then fly bye them with about 5 lbs. of boost. I usually get the middle finger salute at the next light. I guess I should give them the full treatment of 10.5 lbs. and see what their reaction would be. No disrespect to the Mustang owners here, because I believe all of you guys appreciate the car, it is only the jacka$$es I have a problem with. Happy motoring!:D
Next time don't pick on a Ford.

Big House
04-17-2006, 09:12 PM
Hey Bob,

What do you think about the wheels...you going to join me?

Cheeseheadbob
04-18-2006, 06:24 AM
William, that was going to be my next post! Those wheels are awesome. :bows: I would join you if they could fit 305's on the back. Maybe they come in that size, and if they do, lookout checkbook!!!:bigcry:
Hey Bob,

What do you think about the wheels...you going to join me?

Big House
04-18-2006, 07:47 AM
Bob,

The rear wheel is 9 inches wide and are 18's so I think you could get a 305 on there without rubbing. If you come out on the 30th you can see them up close and personal.

William