how to beat the crap out of......

[MARAUDERBEATR]

..... a Marauder

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and yes that is me :)

[sabtaj1]

WOW, that Marauder makes those lill chevys in the back ground look very bad. Also I see you placed the marauder in the right place. IN FRONT OF THE CHEVYS. LOL

[duhtroll]

Even the paper version is faster than a Chevy and handles better, IMO.

[magindat]

That's cuz it's the ONLY WAY you CAN beat a Marauder!

:burn::rofl:

[MARAUDERBEATR]

we actually had a guy come up to us a towers and said that he owned a marauder and that he sold it because in order to keep up with us he would have had to spend $2-3k just to keep up, he's now looking to buy an SS

[RR|Suki]

we actually had a guy come up to us a towers and said that he owned a marauder and that he sold it because in order to keep up with us he would have had to spend $2-3k just to keep up, he's now looking to buy an SS
lol... I think that's all that needs to be said

[Bluerauder]

.... and yes that is me :)
Looks like you gotta work on your swing more during the off season. :rofl: Plant your rear foot ... step into the pitch ... swing level ... and try not to look like a girl. :rolleyes:

[MARAUDERBEATR]

RRSUKI- im not getting the point in your post, why would you want to spend aorund $10,000 more on a marauder and then have to spend another $2-3k just to keep up with the Impala's

bluerauder- im not a perfessional baseball player, but thanks for the tips ill keep them in mind

[RR|Suki]

RRSUKI- im not getting the point in your post, why would you want to spend aorund $10,000 more on a marauder and then have to spend another $2-3k just to keep up with the Impala's

bluerauder- im not a perfessional baseball player, but thanks for the tips ill keep them in mind

lol 96 impalas sell for stock what I bought my car for, read my sig, then go crawl back under the rock you came from. Spend 20k on yours and come talk to me whan you can keep up ;) :lol:

[Mike Poore]

Looks like you gotta work on your swing more during the off season. :rofl: Plant your rear foot ... step into the pitch ... swing level ... and try not to look like a girl. :rolleyes:

Also ...it's helpful if the batting coach is wearing two cell phones. (ref. PX #5) :rolleyes:

[duhtroll]

What sig?

Paper Marauder still faster than 96 SS.

Neener.

Oh, and my dad can beat up his dad.



EDIT: Not the best thread to up my post count. :D I'll give it about another 40 minutes or so before it gets deleted and MArauder wann-be-boy gets canned.


lol 96 impalas sell for stock what I bought my car for, read my sig, then go crawl back under the rock you came from. Spend 20k on yours and come talk to me whan you can keep up ;) :lol:

[MARAUDERBEATR]

RRSUKI- i paid 4500 for my 95 SS, for a total of no more then $10,000 i can have my car running mid to low 12s. and how much did you pay for your stock marauder, and how much more would it cost you to get your car to run 12s?

mike poore- one for business and one for personal use

[BruteForce]

Classic case of Ford envy.

[RR|Suki]

What sig?

Paper Marauder still faster than 96 SS.

Neener.

Oh, and my dad can beat up his dad.



EDIT: Not the best thread to up my post count. :D I'll give it about another 40 minutes or so before it gets deleted and MArauder wann-be-boy gets canned.

sigs only appear in first post you make in a thread now look up ^
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[martyo]

Does this guy have a Mullet or is it my imagination?

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[RR|Suki]

RRSUKI- i paid 4500 for my 95 SS, for a total of no more then $10,000 i can have my car running mid to low 12s. and how much did you pay for your stock marauder, and how much more would it cost you to get your car to run 12s?

mike poore- one for business and one for personal use
if you paid 4k you have high miles, add 10k to your car you'll have parts all over the road

I paid 24k for my car:
VT Stroker and overbore Shortblock, Oliver Racing Rods, Diamond Pistons & Rings, VT 4340 Steel Stroker Crankshaft, Billet Oil pump Gears, High Volume Oil Pump, ARP Main and Head Studs, Paxton Novi 2000 Supercharger & Air-to-Air Intercooler, 42 lb/hr fuel injectors, 2 flex-a-lite trimline fans, 14" Baer Brake kit with vented rotors, custom welded 2 1/2" exhaust with high flow cats & high flow mufflers, PI Stallion TC, Custom Budnik wheels

all included, 9k miles on the clock... back to your rock now little boy

[RR|Suki]

Does this guy have a Mullet or is it my imagination?

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e215/project9c1/1be957b6.jpg

+1 on the mullet

[MARAUDERBEATR]

93,000 miles, and i would only have to spend $5,500 to get it in the 12s

cost of car- $4,500
motor work- $5,500
total = $10,000

[RR|Suki]

93,000 miles, and i would only have to spend $5,500 to get it in the 12s

cost of car- $4,500
motor work- $5,500
total = $10,000

lol... kids are cute these days

[blackf0rk]

"C'mon son, we'll go down by tha tree there and have a swing at this here paper Marauder...if we can't beat 'em on the street, we best beat 'em while they swingin from them thar trees..."

lol

While we're poking fun at each other...

1. You show excellent skills in paper mache, and your attention to detail is exquisite; only rivaled by a female. Maybe try making a marauder out of basket weaving materials next...
2. The personal display of affection going on between you and "Big Hill-Billy Red-Shirt" is disturbing...get a room.
3. Your "coolat" shorts are an amazing blast from the past...while you're there say hi to MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice, and Sir Mix-a-Lot; thanks.
4. nice furby on your upper lip. Mustache's are for people that are the following: MEN, and Someone that can actually grow one. At least your curly hair goes with your outfit, nancy.

[RR|Suki]

"C'mon son, we'll go down by tha tree there and have a swing at this here paper Marauder...if we can't beat 'em on the street, we best beat 'em while they swingin from them thar trees..."

lol

Why we're poking fun at each other...

1. You show excellent skills in paper mache, and your attention to detail is exquisite; only rivaled by a female. Maybe try making a marauder out of basket weaving materials next...
2. The personal display of affection going on between you and "Big Hill-Billy Red-Shirt" is disturbing...get a room.
3. Your "coolat" shorts are an amazing blast from the past...while you're there say hi to MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice, and Sir Mix-a-Lot; thanks.
4. nice furby on your upper lip. Mustache's are people are that are the following: MEN, Someone that can actually grow one. At least your curly hair goes with your outfit, nancy.

Thread winner

[magindat]

EDIT: Not the best thread to up my post count. :D I'll give it about another 40 minutes or so before it gets deleted and MArauder wann-be-boy gets canned.

Better get my digs in now....

We will not stoop to their level. So, in order to swing this thread into a more diplomatic and educational direction...

1) Son, you are a guest in our house. Your youthful spirit and bravery with your pics and post were entertaining. Time you started behaving like a guest.

2) As car guys, we celebrate the diversity of ownership of all car owners and enthusiasts. Yes, we have our favorites. Yes, we have FRIENDLY competition. At the end of the day, we are CAR guys first, Marauder guys 2nd. (BTW, guys means everyone, ladies too.)

3) I know you have been indoctrinated with Impy propaganda. I encourage you to open your eyes and mind to the huge diversity of roadworthy machines out there.

4) There are many reasons a Marauder buyer owner would choose the MM over an Impy. a) some Marauders are still in warranty, b) relationship to mustang, c) handling, d)18's instead of 16's wheels (polished instead of painted, also) e) collector value (fewer MM's made) f) regard for FLM, g) resemblance to CURRENT LEO vehicles h) fewer acres of dashboard, i) stealthier recognizability j) better leather k) etc.etc.

5) Most Marauder owners have owned many other types and styles of cars and have come upon the Marauder as a wonderful mix of practicality, drivability (who am I talking to, you can't even drive yet), luxury, and speed. Not to mention the added bonus of 'What the hell was that?!'

6) Car guys can be resourceful folks. You're a bit young to be tossing money and price issues around. Marauder for 16K plus 6K will eat your Impy for lunch and come back for seconds. That's only 22K. Cheap for a 12 second car that can go around corners if you ask me.

As for me, an Impy can outrun me on the quarter, but I'll top ya and leave ya on the highway and pass ya on the on ramp. Oh yeah, and I'll be doin' it on plusher leather, in a quieter cabin with a nicer radio.

Play nice or go home.

Love and Kisses,
Magindat

[MARAUDERBEATR]

1. i actually didnt build the marauder
2. we were just having a good time like you guys do at your events
3. i guess you could say they are a blast from the past as they are dickies and people are starting to wear them again
4. thanks for the attention you gave me, i really appreciate it

and i got to say i didnt come here to start trouble or anything, i enjoy chatting with you guys. ive spoken to many marauder owners at a local car show before, and some of you may have even come to our event held in commerce georgia, and if i have my car there this year we will see what happens.

[magindat]

2. we were just having a good time like you guys do at your events


We don't spend our precious, hard earned free time singling out one model of car to create an effigy of and have a ritual voodoo-like cermony.

Do you think beating up a paper mache effigy will bring you victory on the street?

"Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill..." -Waylon and Willie

[Marauder2005]

Those Impalas handle like a baked patato and look like one to. I had a

94 and the interior looked like the local PDs.

[duhtroll]

86 Mustang - 1150
Rebuild - 6000

You lose.

What point were you trying to make again?

Oh yeah, that our cars are more expensive because they are newer and better.

Damn - I wish I had known that before. I coulda had a 7-year old car with 93K on the clock that may or may not last another 50K, instead of my nice shiny newer better one.

Hmm. I guess having the money to afford this car really sucks. I'll have to go get fired from my job or something.

Why do I think that the pinata was right before the hired clown? Or maybe that *was* the clown and the party was really for the little girl.

-A


93,000 miles, and i would only have to spend $5,500 to get it in the 12s

cost of car- $4,500
motor work- $5,500
total = $10,000

[O's Fan Rich]

Oh, my my my.....
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Jealousy is so ugly.

Why did we spend so much money? Cause we bought NEW cars, well most of us anyway. Generally, young man, a BRAND new car will cost more than a 10 year old model. It's simple economics. Let's not even get started about parts! We all know Chevy stuff is cheaper to get.
Have a nice life!

[ctrlraven]

the 94-96 Ipmy's are a dime a dozen, I see them all over the place. Before I bought my Marauder back in 12/05 I had only seen TWO Marauders on the road!!! I had a chance to buy a 96 Impy SS with 62K miles, mint condition with some custom work for 18K....but I went with a 2004 Mercury Marauder with 40K miles and paid 22K because overall the car rubbed me better.

Merc6 can back me up on this, we were running faster than 2 guys that had their Impys out when the CAM members went to test and tune day at a local track. I was running faster with less mods :banana2: (k&n drop-in filter and rear exhaust delete from h-pipe back) than the Impy guys that had full intakes, full exhaust systems, etc etc. Don't get me wrong any car and beat any other car any given day, but a win is a win and time slips speak and my times say I was faster.....k, thanks, bye :D

[SID210SA]

And I bet the Marauder will hold its value a whole lot better than 10 year old $4,500.00 impala.

[caSSino]

d)18's instead of 16's wheels (polished instead of painted, also)

17's not 16's.

P.S. I have no problem with you guys or anyone else. But if it will get more of you to come to SSHS6 in November You all suck and your cars are slow.;) Hope to see some more of you guys in Georgia this year.

[magindat]

17's not 16's.

P.S. I have no problem with you guys or anyone else. But if it will get more of you to come to SSHS6 in November You all suck and your cars are slow.;) Hope to see some more of you guys in Georgia this year.


If this was an egging to get to SSHS, then BEATURMEAT (sp?) should have said so in the opening post....

[94_302]

I actually like think the Impala SS it is a nice car. I prefer the looks of the Marauder, and the fact that I'm big on Ford well I'm happy with my ride :D But we all have nice rides, friendly rivalries are fun as long as everyone can take the little jabs and what not that come along with it. Like mentioned the reason the Marauder costs so much is because it's about 10 years newer. What is nice about the Impala is it has been around longer so it has a larger aftermarket not to mention there are more Impala/Caprices on the road so aftermarket companies are more willing to develop mods.
This will get fun in one moment. :D

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Car-Stats.com Report for 2003 Mercury Marauder
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93
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Car-Stats.com Report for 1994 Chevrolet Impala SS
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7.1
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91
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Car-Stats.com Report for 1995 Chevrolet Impala SS
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7
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Car-Stats.com Report for 1996 Chevrolet Impala SS
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7.3
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I'm not using these numbers as 100% fact, just a reference point. We have had Marauders run 14's stock and I am sure that Impala SS's have run 14's stock. But stock for stock they are not far off, so the 2-3k estimate is way off base. As far as cost of mods yeah your right, but whats your point? I don't think anyone here bought a Marauder because its the cheapest way to go fast. Anways I have seen the Impala and caprice guys at towers, we should have a Marauder and Impala day if everyone is up for it. It would be nice to have a gathering of American Muscle sedans.:burnout:

[RF Overlord]

Welcome, MARAUDERBEATR...

...it's been a while since we've had a troll...

:popcorn:

[Bluerauder]

While we're poking fun at each other...

1. You show excellent skills in paper mache, and your attention to detail is exquisite; only rivaled by a female. Maybe try making a marauder out of basket weaving materials next....
Notice the fine detail on the rear end of the Marauder (even the exhaust tips). You have to spend lots of time staring at the MM taillights to get that kind of memory. :rofl:

[MARAUDERBEATR]

magindat- like i stated above, i didnt come here to start trouble. just to simply show you how we had fun at one of our events. im sure there will be bigger and better pay back and im looking forward to seeing what it is as its all in fun. i have seen you car in person and honestly like your car, i even have pics of it somewhere. ive been around cars all my life and have respect for each make and model.

[caSSino]

If this was an egging to get to SSHS, then BEATURMEAT (sp?) should have said so in the opening post....

I don't know if it was on his part but it is on mine.:D

and

94 302

We might have a bigger aftermarket, but the aftermarket for your cars is making good use of all of the technology that has come out in the past 10 years, and it is awsome watching you guys making your cars go faster so soon after production ended.

[magindat]

magindat- like i stated above, i didnt come here to start trouble. just to simply show you how we had fun at one of our events. im sure there will be bigger and better pay back and im looking forward to seeing what it is as its all in fun. i have seen you car in person and honestly like your car, i even have pics of it somewhere. ive been around cars all my life and have respect for each make and model.
Cool, c-ya at Tower Friday. Bring a bib. Don't want any drool on the paint! :lol:

Leave the bat at home...

[blackf0rk]

magindat- like i stated above, i didnt come here to start trouble. just to simply show you how we had fun at one of our events. im sure there will be bigger and better pay back and im looking forward to seeing what it is as its all in fun. i have seen you car in person and honestly like your car, i even have pics of it somewhere. ive been around cars all my life and have respect for each make and model.

If you really do have respect, then I take back what I said. But going on a Marauder site with pictures of yourself beating the crap out of a paper model marauder, well that's just a great way to start trouble.

You opened the can of worms, now you can try to close it. Good luck! :cool4:

[magindat]

You opened the can of worms, now you can try to close it. Good luck! :cool4:

I thought the penalty for opening a can of worms was to eat them... :shake:

[hdirish50]

ive been around cars all my life and have respect for each make and model.

All 12 years of your life
:banana:

[94_302]

94 302

We might have a bigger aftermarket, but the aftermarket for your cars is making good use of all of the technology that has come out in the past 10 years, and it is awsome watching you guys making your cars go faster so soon after production ended.

Thats true, but I wish we had more n/a potential. What kind of times are you all getting for a good H/C/I combo, 12's or so? Our fastest n/a marauder is still in the 13's and I dont see that changing anytime soon without some serious coin being thown down. On top of that to it is cheaper to go faster n/a in the impala. Not sure about with a power adder but I'm sure it is also.

It's funny GM, Ford, and Chrysler have all come out with their Muscle Sedans just not at the same time. Chevy needs to get a RWD Impala SS out, Ford needs a new Marauder or a Cobra vic, and Mopar is good for now. Muscle sedan wars..........One can dream. :D

[martyo]

Nobody answered my question.

Is that a mullet?

[nomad]

Nobody answered my question.

Is that a mullet?
Mullet or a beaver.[IMHO]

[caSSino]

Thats true, but I wish we had more n/a potential. What kind of times are you all getting for a good H/C/I combo, 12's or so? Our fastest n/a marauder is still in the 13's and I dont see that changing anytime soon without some serious coin being thown down. On top of that to it is cheaper to go faster n/a in the impala. Not sure about with a power adder but I'm sure it is also.

It's funny GM, Ford, and Chrysler have all come out with their Muscle Sedans just not at the same time. Chevy needs to get a RWD Impala SS out, Ford needs a new Marauder or a Cobra vic, and Mopar is good for now. Muscle sedan wars..........One can dream. :D

Here is a link to the et page for Impalas
http://dan.esteban.com/impalass/ReturnTopET.asp

You might wanna look at class 6, stock heads and cam class with 8 cars in the 12's.:D

[GAMike]

Though my car is stock, for under $1,000 I can get it to run better et's than an SS. I would rather toast em from 50mph + on up though..........

Lets look at some other catogories, since anyone can build any car to go like stink with a little know how and imagination...................

Handling- Marauders don't have to break for turns........SS not the most nimble big car in the world

Comfort- Marauders seats are way more comfortable than an SS.........Standard ammenities and options are much better in a Maruader also....Heated Seats, Trunk Org. Leveling rear susp. for towing, sunroof Chrome 18"wheels...........

Styling- SS has none save for some decent wheels....Nuff said

Sound- As much as we ***** about the Marauder Stereo, it still sounds much better than the SS.

Same goes for the motor........ Nice pipes on that SS BTW lol

Reliability- What do you think

The big one for me....... Don't see many Marauders in the Ghetto.......... See loads of colum shifting SS's though (maybe a few 96's sprinkled in too)

We can pee on each others tree all day, but I think this post pretty much sets the records straight.

Best regards,

[Gre8one7]

Ive prolly had my Marauder less then your Impala and still had more and better looking girls in the backseat.

[blackf0rk]

Irregardless of what's better in whatever category, I think the point is that we bought our Marauders because we like them and WE think they're better. Also, the SS guys bought their SS's because THEY like them, and think they're better.

What matters is that we like ours, and you like yours. Good 'nuff? You can pass around ETs, statistics, whatevr you want all day long, and I'm not going to drop my Marauder just because some SS guy whines "Mines better than yours".

[MARAUDERBEATR]

i fully understand that i opened the can of worms, but i didnt mean for it to turn into a fight about whos car is better. honestly if i had the money id probably even buy a newer crown vic just because i like the body style. each car has its pros and cons and everyone has an opinion about other cars. i enjoy going to georgia every year and watching these two great cars competing against each other. i would also like to see an event put together some time where we can compete on the strip, road course, auto cross, sound off, and a burnout compitetion would be great. for now lets just keep enjoying our great cars.

magindat- ill see you friday night, my name is Alex.

btw im 16 but i guess i did come off as a 12 yr old with this post

to all have a great and safe day

Alex

[MARAUDERBEATR]

gre8one7- whats having more girls in the back seat have anything to do with this, and ive only had my SS since march 9, but before that i also had a 96 caprice and a 95 caprice

[O's Fan Rich]

Holy crap, I just realized something, I think I have as much in mods as he has in his whole car!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Maybe I AM doing something wrong?!
:bows::bows: before the MIGHTY IMPALA :bows: :bows:
I'm gonna call Jerry and cancel my Kool-Aid as soon as I can find that dang portal to dream world .

[blackf0rk]

L O freaking L!

[Big House]

I hate to say it but the little guy asked for it. He did what should not have been done...in joking fun or seriously. Maybe next time he will remember.

[martyo]

Nobody answered my question.

Is that a mullet?

?????????????????

[Tallboy]

?????????????????

It's a mullet. :rock:

[O's Fan Rich]

?????????????????
Man, you lawyer types sure sweat the details!!!!

[Blackened300a]

..... a Marauder




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http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e215/project9c1/108B6641.jpg

and yes that is me :)

First off, it looks like you bashed a Black Caddilac DTS, Secondly How old are you that you are playing with a Pinata???, Finally, That Pinata Should have been filled with a Razor and some scissors you can Shave off that Knappy Greasy looking thing you call a Hairdo off your head and then lend it to Grandpa with the 1985 mullet that thought this stupidity of a Marauder Pinata was a good idea in the first place.

Be gone Troll

[Shora]

Now I have seen it all. Got dist by a loser in a mullet and a dork with Jerry Curls. This might be why I didn't buy a 96 SS when I had the chance. Too many losers driving them.

[94_302]

Here is a link to the et page for Impalas
http://dan.esteban.com/impalass/ReturnTopET.asp

You might wanna look at class 6, stock heads and cam class with 8 cars in the 12's.:D

Impressive, looking at the modded head cam you have 2 in the 11's but most are in the 12's which is what I expected.

It is funny how no matter what car forum you are on all enthusiasts will have a similar reaction to these types of threads. However if this post had not been your first post and you had been a member a while and it was known the friendly joking rivalry thing, it would not have exploded.

[SergntMac]

Oops...Wrong thread. Sorry.

[Tallboy]

"When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way.
From your first cigarette to your last dyin' day!
When you're a Jet, if the ***** hits the fan,
you got brothers around, you're a family man!


What if you're a Shark? [Snapping fingers...] :D

[RF Overlord]

Methinks this thread has about run its course...

MARAUDERBEATR, you're welcome to hang out here, but there's something you should remember: insulting a man in his own house is not the best way to introduce yourself.