I should be in jail

[Motorhead350]

Well I got 2 short stories and 1 stupid one.
1. Well I was doing 95 for 90 minutes last monday and didn't get caught. I cannot get another moving violation till june or my licence will be suspended.
2. I passed someone in a ditch yesterday.
3. I was driving through my college campus when a truck pulled in front of me and was going very slow. It was a Chevy 4 door pickup with a race car trailer. Well he was going 15 on the road and 3 over the speed bumps. Later down the road theres a parking lot that runs along side of the road and has an opening at the end. So I pull in the lot and gave the car 1/4 throttle and the truck saw me and gunned it. I gunned it and got a few car lengths, but by now I'm going too fast to slow down to get back on the road on such a short turn onto the road. Well all I can do is slam on the brakes and jerk the wheel to the right... soon as I do that I decide to gun it and do some doughnuts. I did 3 or so and really lit up the place. This was the first time I ever did them on dry pavement. The song "Loco Motion" was playing too :lol: When I pull out and get back on the road the cars got smoke coming outta the windshild. When I get back a friend of mine saw me parking as asked if I caused smoke earlier. I just start laughing and was like yea it was me. He was like I saw you in your car grinning and a ton of smoke in the lot and figured it had to be you. Well he got me just like the cops should have several times. :rofl:

[RR|Suki]

Well I got 2 short stories and 1 stupid one.
1. Well I was doing 95 for 90 minutes last monday and didn't get caught. I cannot get another moving violation till june or my licence will be suspended.
2. I passed someone in a ditch yesterday.
3. I was driving through my college campus when a truck pulled in front of me and was going very slow. It was a Chevy 4 door pickup with a race car trailer. Well he was going 15 on the road and 3 over the speed bumps. Later down the road theres a parking lot that runs along side of the road and has an opening at the end. So I pull in the lot and gave the car 1/4 throttle and the truck saw me and gunned it. I gunned it and got a few car lengths, but by now I'm going too fast to slow down to get back on the road on such a short turn onto the road. Well all I can do is slam on the brakes and jerk the wheel to the right... soon as I do that I decide to gun it and do some doughnuts. I did 3 or so and really lit up the place. This was the first time I ever did them on dry pavement. The song "Loco Motion" was playing too :lol: When I pull out and get back on the road the cars got smoke coming outta the windshild. When I get back a friend of mine saw me parking as asked if I caused smoke earlier. I just start laughing and was like yea it was me. He was like I saw you in your car grinning and a ton of smoke in the lot and figured it had to be you. Well he got me just like the cops should have several times. :rofl:

umm.... :down: :shake:

[Hotrauder]

Glad you had fun but it kind of sounds like 3 stupid stories.:rolleyes: Dennis

[LVMarauder]

With all due respect the only place for burnouts and any throttle passing is at the track.

[n-cherok]

sounds like a confession in court:D

[MM03MOK]

umm.... :down: :shake:What ^^^ AJ ^^^ said. Why would you boast about your lack of judgement? :rolleyes:

[Bigdogjim]

Youth! Have none of "older" member been young once?

Grow up! (just not too fast)

Now go stand in the corner of one hour.

[Motorhead350]

Haha your only 20 once :baaa:

[KillJoy]

Wow. Simply wow. There is a reason kids in Hondas and all the Squids have the bad reputation.

Simply stupid. Stupid judgement to do it, and even stupider to post it on a Public Forum.

KillJoy

[Motorhead350]

I do stupid things all the time. I don't know what I can do to top this one. Besides I'm sure we all have had our share of "stupid" stories especially at my age. :rolleyes:

[MM2004]

I do stupid things all the time. I don't know what I can do to top this one. Besides I'm sure we all have had our share of "stupid" stories especially at my age. :rolleyes:

What you can do is try NOT to top your stupid *****.

You may live longer.

Mike.

[Rider90]

Get a Lawyer, Appreciate your Lawyer, and send him Jack Daniels Single Barrell every Christmas.

[Motorhead350]

True, must be the weather or something.

[Motorhead350]

I would never give anyone alcohol, thats one thing I can't stand.

[MM2004]

I would never give anyone alcohol, thats one thing I can't stand.

That's a good thing...

[the_pack_rat]

:popcorn: :drink: :popcorn:

[Bigdogjim]

:popcorn: :drink: :popcorn:

Big fan of popcorn? What some Kool-aid?

[rvaldez1]

Wat College do you go to that there is enough space for all this, I go to DePaul and once and while I see a black rauder at the LPC. Is that you? Anyway, ya, you are only 20 once, but being so young, if anything happens, whether your fault or not, the police will never side with "us punk kids" LOL so just try not to get into trouble. My old man says it best, we are young dumb and full of cum!

[DEFYANT]

Big fan of popcorn? What some Kool-aid?

:beer:
Kewl Ayd!

[Motorhead350]

Wat College do you go to that there is enough space for all this, I go to DePaul and once and while I see a black rauder at the LPC. Is that you? Anyway, ya, you are only 20 once, but being so young, if anything happens, whether your fault or not, the police will never side with "us punk kids" LOL so just try not to get into trouble. My old man says it best, we are young dumb and full of cum!
I got to Northwood here in midland michigan. Theres a lotta dealer brats up here. I know where Depaul is and park pretty close to there in the summer, when did you see my car? If it was my car.

[Dragcity]

Motorhead350, Always good for a story or two.......

Dude, take a break. Can't believe you push the envelope like that ALL THE TIME !

Funny as he11 to read your antics, but watch your arse. Sometimes the things you do as a youth not only carry into your adulthood, but can really mess up your future.

Be safe out there Bro. There are a lot of others around you endanger, not just yourself. That pretty Blonde you been eyein' up might be in the pedestrian line and you could wipe her out, not to mention those Campus Cops have more authority than you might think. If you are one away from suspension, you are tempting fate. Not always a good thing.

I know it probably doesn't matter much to you right now, but try to imagine what a suspended licence on your record would look like when you finaly get that job you always wanted and they need a clean driving record. That's when the "Oh Schit" come into play. Say a nice Pharmaceutical Sales Job paying say $90,000 to start and all the benefits and expense accounts you can imagine, not to mention a GAS card. OOPS, bad driving record. We'll have to give the job to our second choice who has a better driving record, or is at least ALLOWED to drive.

I guess I am lecturing you, not that I mean to, just trying to give you a little hindsight. Yes, I made my foolish mistakes, and still do on occasion. You're right that you only live once, but if your life sucks, it's a long way 'til the end...

This has been a Public . Service . Announcement . (with guitar)......

Thanks for visiting Joe's Psycology Corner. Have a nice night.....

[ex00p71]

Yup, passing someone in a ditch=stupid

Trying to pass someone by cutting through a parking lot=stupid

Doughnuts in said parking lot if its empty= You're only 20 once:D

[Bigdogjim]

Doughnuts in said parking lot if its empty= You're only 20 once:D

Their are old driver and their are bold drivers.

But their are NO old bold drivers!:nono:

[Motorhead350]

Actually I have been pretty good up until recently. I don't know why. Up until about a week ago I used to never speed or go more then 5 over, be careful and not burn rubber. Well I think I've had my share for a while and yes the parking lot was empty. The only thing I cannot give up is blasting music no one my age seems to like. I'm talking like Rama Lama Ding Dong and other great stuff I like that others don't. No ones getting hurt there. I'll will calm down and I've had my fill. I wish I got the footage on video with the doughnuts though..... soon as I need a new set of tires I'll show you how to destroy the old ones. Thanks for the guitar part DragCity that kept my attention a little longer. :lol:

[Shora]

I do not mean to personally offend/ flame you but it is because of people like you why I at 24 yrs. of age pay $195.00 per month on the Marauder for the cheapest legal insurance here in South Florida.

I have zero speeding tickets and no claims yet my peers (crazy drivers like you) act so dumb that I pay $195.00 for insurance. I could use much of that money for other things but oh well.

Thank you for feeding the reputation of our age group and forcing me to waste money!!

[Motorhead350]

Well I'm not the only one and am not the sole one responsible for your cost. Prices have always been bad for anyone under 26 or 25 anyway. Maybe you should sin a little. I would hate to face punishment for something I didn't do. If I did it I would look back and laugh as I am doing, but I can totally understand your frustration.

[Donny Carlson]

I hear that friggin Benny Hill music when I read this thread. And the sound of a bald old fart getting slapped on the head.

I was a DA when I was 20, but sheesh. This kid's eat up with it.

[martyo]

Get a Lawyer, Appreciate your Lawyer, and send him Jack Daniels Single Barrell every Christmas.

Or Diet Mountain Dew! :D :beer:

[Dragcity]

[that kept my attention a little longer. :lol:[/quote]

At least I got your attention. Pulled into DQ the other night with that song pretty loud for an old guy. Left it playing, grabbed a bag of Dilly Bars for the kiddos and off I went. Everyone had that 'who's that weird old dude?' look on their faces.

Wonder what todays episode of Benny Hill will be?

You forgot about the pretty girls (chasing after Motorheads car no boubt)

[Bluerauder]

Haha your only 20 once :baaa:
The object of the game is to be able to say that again at 21, 22, 23, ... :rolleyes: Ya'll be careful out there !!!

[SergntMac]

1. Well I was doing 95 for 90 minutes last monday and didn't get caught. I cannot get another moving violation till june or my licence will be suspended. 2. I passed someone in a ditch yesterday.
3. I was driving through my college campus when a truck pulled in front of me and was going very slow. It was a Chevy 4 door pickup with a race car trailer. Well he was going 15 on the road and 3 over the speed bumps. Later down the road theres a parking lot that runs along side of the road and has an opening at the end. So I pull in the lot and gave the car 1/4 throttle and the truck saw me and gunned it. I gunned it and got a few car lengths, but by now I'm going too fast to slow down to get back on the road on such a short turn onto the road. Well all I can do is slam on the brakes and jerk the wheel to the right... soon as I do that I decide to gun it and do some doughnuts. I did 3 or so and really lit up the place. This was the first time I ever did them on dry pavement. The song "Loco Motion" was playing too :lol: When I pull out and get back on the road the cars got smoke coming outta the windshild. When I get back a friend of mine saw me parking as asked if I caused smoke earlier. I just start laughing and was like yea it was me. He was like I saw you in your car grinning and a ton of smoke in the lot and figured it had to be you. Well he got me just like the cops should have several times. :rofl: How much gas in your tank...

[gpfarrell]

Motorhead350, Always good for a story or two.......

Dude, take a break. Can't believe you push the envelope like that ALL THE TIME !

Funny as he11 to read your antics, but watch your arse. Sometimes the things you do as a youth not only carry into your adulthood, but can really mess up your future.

Be safe out there Bro. There are a lot of others around you endanger, not just yourself. That pretty Blonde you been eyein' up might be in the pedestrian line and you could wipe her out, not to mention those Campus Cops have more authority than you might think. If you are one away from suspension, you are tempting fate. Not always a good thing.

I know it probably doesn't matter much to you right now, but try to imagine what a suspended licence on your record would look like when you finaly get that job you always wanted and they need a clean driving record. That's when the "Oh Schit" come into play. Say a nice Pharmaceutical Sales Job paying say $90,000 to start and all the benefits and expense accounts you can imagine, not to mention a GAS card. OOPS, bad driving record. We'll have to give the job to our second choice who has a better driving record, or is at least ALLOWED to drive.

I guess I am lecturing you, not that I mean to, just trying to give you a little hindsight. Yes, I made my foolish mistakes, and still do on occasion. You're right that you only live once, but if your life sucks, it's a long way 'til the end...

This has been a Public . Service . Announcement . (with guitar)......

Thanks for visiting Joe's Psycology Corner. Have a nice night.....

Motorhead, we've all "been there, done that", so I wouldn't get to excited about the preachers. But, with a bit of gray we'd like to think we're a bit smarter than we used to be.

Dragcity is telling you now what we wish we all knew then. Read the above again, and I think you'll be much happier with a better idea of what can go wrong when you let 300 horses of the leash in the wrong place.

[duhtroll]

That's it, young man. I'll take those keys now.

And where's it parked so I can find a "responsible" driver for it?

[Motorhead350]

Oh yea I completely get what DragCity is saying and yes I do think about tomorrow... most of the time. Oh yea and who could forget the pretty ladies? SergntMac tha tank was at about 3/4 or so. I had close to 100 miles on it sense it's last fill up. I really did nothing more then doughnuts, but I did have the intent to cut someone off in a real bad way I'll admit to that. I bet a lotta you will have something to say to me next time you catch me at the Dream Cruise. :D

[Haggis]

The object of the game is to be able to say that again at 21, 22, 23, ... :rolleyes: Ya'll be careful out there !!!
I'm still saying it at 43 and damn lucky to be doing so. :P

[Bigdogjim]

How much gas in your tank...

Good point don't want to get that "Fleet guy" going again! :laugh:

[Dragcity]

In all honesty.... can't wait to meet Motorhead. Sounds like a real riot to be around. Maybe a bit of Trouble (note the capital 'T') but just plain old fun.

Be safe Bro. Oh, and remember are cars are unique, so we are easily picked out in a crowd. (learned that the hard way with my DRAGCITY plates, many years ago...) Holy crap, I've had these special plates longer than Motorhead has been alive. O.K., I'm old. Better get off to bed now.

[BillyGman]

With all due respect the only place for burnouts and any throttle passing is at the track. And so you only must use your G-meter at the track then, right??? And if that's the case, then why would you even buy a G-meter? Do you think it's more accurate than the electronic equipment that the track uses???

[rayjay]

We've had four young people road pizza'd here in the last two weeks "just screwing around" with their cars...

[Motorhead350]

They don't know........ nevermind what I was about to say was mean.

[Dan]

They don't know........ nevermind what I was about to say was mean.

I like your style. You haven't replied angrily to any of the comments which might make other people do just that.

Keep up the good work. If people realize that they can't rile you they soon stop trying.

In the meantime, may I suggest that you take a look at this post (http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/showthread.php?t=26829) and see if you can't put your stories into a slightly different context?

Best,

Dan

[Motorhead350]

I like your style. You haven't replied angrily to any of the comments which might make other people do just that.

Keep up the good work. If people realize that they can't rile you they soon stop trying.

In the meantime, may I suggest that you take a look at this post (http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/showthread.php?t=26829) and see if you can't put your stories into a slightly different context?

Best,

Dan
Thanks man I really do appreciate it. People will be people ya know. I know I'm no angle, but I'm no devil either. You should see the reactions I get when people try to bring me down and I really just don't care. I'll usually say something like "You make yourself feel good by making others feel bad? Shows how weak you are." Most have no idea how to respond to that especially those my age. ;)

[MarauderMarc]

And so you only must use your G-meter at the track then, right??? And if that's the case, then why would you even buy a G-meter? Do you think it's more accurate than the electronic equipment that the track uses???

Oooooooh, good point! And what about the radar detector?

[Dan]

Thanks man I really do appreciate it. People will be people ya know. I know I'm no angle, but I'm no devil either. You should see the reactions I get when people try to bring me down and I really just don't care. I'll usually say something like "You make yourself feel good by making others feel bad? Shows how weak you are." Most have no idea how to respond to that especially those my age. ;)

If you haven't taken any commuications courses you really should. Not because you need help but because if you did you would have soooo much fun.

Keep up the good work.

Best,

Dan

[Motorhead350]

I'll look into those. Take care man.