Most Crazy thing you ever did with your Marauder

[Motorhead350]

Ok I'll admit what I'm about to say was illegal I know... so you know it's good. My friend was following me to a restaurant and we were going down Lake Shore Drive in Chicago when suddenly a car (can't remember what it was) went flying past us. I had no interest in the car, but my friend whos a bigger nut then me passed me and went after it. Well I had to keep up so I wouldn't lose him so he would know what exit to get off on. The exit was about a 1/4 up and we were going about 75. (speed limit 45) I turned on my flashing highbeams (3 different patterns like a police car) and not only did my friend pull over to exit, but all of traffic cleared. It was so funny because I was in a middle lane and everyone moved to the left or right. I had a clear path in front of me for about 1/8th of a mile. I'll never forget that one. I got more, but I just felt like mentioning that. Ok your turn. :D

[DEFYANT]

http://www.svtperformance.com/forums/images/smilies/tired.gif

I thought your engine was blown?

Go over to CV.us .net .com or whatever. Three or four guys there might be impressed.

[Motorhead350]

Naa she still runs, but has 3 bad clyinders. Ok DEFYANT you got anything exciting to say?

[Donny Carlson]

Naa she still runs, but has 3 bad clyinders. Ok DEFYANT you got anything exciting to say?

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my original diagnosis of dip-*****-headedness stands. I rest my case.

[DEFYANT]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/Defyant/trolls.jpg

[Motorhead350]

Back to the point crazy stories you guys like, but pretend you don't......

[MM03MOK]

To be frank, you don't need to be sharing with the world how irresponsible you are. :pill: Flirting with Disaster, as they say....

[RR|Suki]

this gets more and more idiotic daily... you have 3 bad cylinders and you are out driving the car like that? Gotta agree with Donny on this one :down: :shake:

[Motorhead350]

Say what you want, think what you want. I'm not stopping. As a very few of you admit "we were all young once." You can't spend your whole life at 55 or 65 depending on the state. Well if you can honestly say you have never done anything fun that you would look back on later in life and say "That was stupid." I'm calling you a liar. I'm not here to be told what I should not do unless it's advice on the car, not how I drive the car. No one has ever gotten hurt and you know what... it's been a blast and it's not going to stop. I can't wait to fix the car and start making some videos and posting them... you'll have half or 3/4ths hating me and the rest be enjoying it. I'm here to please the minority of Marauder drivers.... those who enjoy them.

[teamrope]

No one has ever gotten hurt and
there's a 1st time for everything.

[RR|Suki]

Say what you want, think what you want. I'm not stopping. As a very few of you admit "we were all young once." You can't spend your whole life at 55 or 65 depending on the state. Well if you can honestly say you have never done anything fun that you would look back on later in life and say "That was stupid." I'm calling you a liar. I'm not here to be told what I should not do unless it's advice on the car, not how I drive the car. No one has ever gotten hurt and you know what... it's been a blast and it's not going to stop. I can't wait to fix the car and start making some videos and posting them... you'll have half or 3/4ths hating me and the rest be enjoying it. I'm here to please the minority of Marauder drivers.... those who enjoy them.

There is a difference between having fun and being a dip *****. Comming up behind someone, and them thinking you are a PI ok that's funny. ragging on a car that is already on life support (yes 75 in a car with 3 bad cylinders is ragging) and proceeding to flicker your lights at people pretending to be a cop... that's just being a d!ck. you are sitting there saying all the old guys were young once, and that they shouldn't be high and mighty because of that... Being young doesnt mean you have to be an ass. :flamer:

[Motorhead350]

Perhaps this was misunderstood. I did this a few summers ago. Does that make it better? Probably not to you guys. Do you think I care what you call me and what you think of me? You take the guess. :baaa:

[Leadfoot281]

Ok, Ok, I'll go next.

I idle my Marauder slowly through run-down trailer courts looking for fat chicks.:o

"Attention! You are completely surrounded! Come out with your shirts up!"

I don't know if that's "crazy" or not. Admitting to it probably is though.

[Haggis]

Ok, Ok, I'll go next.

I idle my Marauder slowly through run-down trailer courts looking for fat chicks.:o

"Attention! You are completely surrounded! Come out with your shirts up!"

I don't know if that's "crazy" or not. Admitting to it probably is though.
You my friend need to be committed. The men in white suits are coming for you.

[kj31067]

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my original diagnosis of dip-*****-headedness stands. I rest my case.





lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blackened300a]

Ok I'll admit what I'm about to say was illegal I know... so you know it's good.

WTF has happened to you in these past weeks??? In most threads you would chime in with some info and then move on. Lately its been nothing but arguments with other members, stories that arent consistant, New threads with questions that are already answered, and threads that are most likely going to end up with more arguments and eventually deleted.

Its interesting reading, but you are quickly turning into the black sheep of this forum.

[whoskal]

Ok, Ok, I'll go next.

I idle my Marauder slowly through run-down trailer courts looking for fat chicks.:o

"Attention! You are completely surrounded! Come out with your shirts up!"

I don't know if that's "crazy" or not. Admitting to it probably is though.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[SID210SA]

It's starting to get like "Jerry Springer" up in here:popcorn:

[TAF]

Most Crazy thing you ever did....

Uh...I think that would be....to click on one of your useless threads...

Lesson learned...never again...LOSER!

[RoyLPita]

I lit my tires up once for fun. Then one day I topped off the stock tune @ 125MPH on the highway.

[Rider90]

them thinking you are a PI ok that's funny.

pretending to be a cop... that's just being a d!ck.

Make up your mind..

[RR|Suki]

Make up your mind..


can you not read, or are you just bad at understanding?

1. You are behind a someone and they see your car and on their own decide to think you are a LEO. That's pretty funny because you're just mindin your own business

2. You get up behind someone and decide to try to flicker your lights at them, deliberatly trying to not only have them think you're a LEO but making them think they are getting pulled over...

that wasn't clear to you?:rolleyes:

[Rider90]

Having a bad day?

[RR|Suki]

Having a bad day?

No having a good day, getting in some new tips, my scan gauge came yesterday, getting a ford GT fuel pump and going in soon for some more power, my grant from law school cleared and I'm getting sent the difference.

So no it's a good day today ;)

[Breadfan]

Say what you want, think what you want. I'm not stopping. As a very few of you admit "we were all young once." You can't spend your whole life at 55 or 65 depending on the state. Well if you can honestly say you have never done anything fun that you would look back on later in life and say "That was stupid."

Fun and Felony are two different things.

Yes I'm sure many here have stories to tell from a younger age. But there's a big difference in how they are told. Many people reminisce of stories like that and look back as you say, going "Wow, that was stupid." Then they move on.

You on the otherhand are glorifying these things, offering them up as badges of honor and pride, and openly stating you intend to do them again.

So before you rag on others, realize that your idea of telling "stupid incident" stories and others aren't really meshing - big difference looking back going "wow that dumb I'm glad I made it out, atleast I can laugh a bit now" and "wow that dumb, but funny, lets do it again!"

Just my $0.02.

[the_pack_rat]

Letting some guy named Dominick take my MM to gas it up & drop my car payment in the mail.

[MAD-3R]

Ok, I give this thread just a few more hours till it's closed.

[Meteorite]

I think there is a major difference between (A) being young and doing things you end up regretting later; and (B) being young and doing things you already know you'll later regard as foolish.

Every foolish thing I did when I was young was something I was absolutely convinced I'd later look back on with pride. But I was wrong. If you're starting to be able to see far enough down the road of like to already know you'll later regard something as foolish ... well, then, don't do it. This means you're gaining maturity.

Okay, back on topic: The most crazy thing I ever did regarding my Marauder was not to haggle over the price. I had no idea how steeply the "new" 2003s were being discounted (in August 2003), so I thought I was getting a good deal on mine, which had 6500 miles on it. I paid about $3000 too much, I think.:bigcry:

That, and not snagging a blue one.:rolleyes:

[SergntMac]

Tsk tsk, Dominick...Why do you want to stir up a sleepy nest of bees?

Guys...I think you have been "had", I doubt this is a real story to begin with. And I know enough of Dominick to imagine him sitting back with a chuckle and saying to himself..."Hehehe, watch this".

Carry on, gents...

[DEFYANT]

Tsk tsk, Dominick...Why do you want to stir up a sleepy nest of bees?

Guys...I think you have been "had", I doubt this is a real story to begin with. And I know enough of Dominick to imagine him sitting back with a chuckle and saying to himself..."Hehehe, watch this".

Carry on, gents...

Yes yes! See post #5.

:shake:

[Mike]

Hey leadfoot281......that's AWESOME!!!!!

[Motorhead350]

All true my friends. I've always been the Black Sheep around here. Ok I'll think of something nice to say later. I'm only doing this because I ticked off more people then I thought I would. Now I gotta make everyone happy again. Oh and yea I know I'm a loser... I don't have a blower yet! :P

[Tallboy]

Tsk tsk, Dominick...Why do you want to stir up a sleepy nest of bees?

Guys...I think you have been "had", I doubt this is a real story to begin with. And I know enough of Dominick to imagine him sitting back with a chuckle and saying to himself..."Hehehe, watch this".

Carry on, gents...

I disagree. I say this kid's exactly the dip***** Mr. Carlson said he is.

"Sleepy Nest of Bees"? Never, ever, seen one of those.

[MdnightMarauder]

Yeah man I must say Its not the best idea of beating on your marauder with 3 bad cylinders. Better get your check book ready to buy a engine. That is stupid. But I must say I have pulled over my buddy driving by my house. But that was in a subdivision. Your daddy must have bought your car. Cause I think if you are paying for it you wouldn't be driving it like that.

[Breadfan]

All true my friends. I've always been the Black Sheep around here. Ok I'll think of something nice to say later. I'm only doing this because I ticked off more people then I thought I would. Now I gotta make everyone happy again. Oh and yea I know I'm a loser... I don't have a blower yet! :P

So what is your story true or not?

[BruteForce]

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[SergntMac]

I disagree. I say this kid's exactly the dip***** Mr. Carlson said he is.

"Sleepy Nest of Bees"? Never, ever, seen one of those.Maybe I was just joking?

[Rider90]

Yeah man I must say Its not the best idea of beating on your marauder with 3 bad cylinders. Better get your check book ready to buy a engine. That is stupid. But I must say I have pulled over my buddy driving by my house. But that was in a subdivision. Your daddy must have bought your car. Cause I think if you are paying for it you wouldn't be driving it like that.
If you really read this read, you would see this was before any engine issues.

[Tallboy]

Maybe I was just joking?

Maybe I'm not?

[Meteorite]

If you really read this read, you would see this was before any engine issues.
Well, yeah, he eventually explains it.

But message #2 in this thread brings up the subject of the 3 bad cylinders, and in his reply (#3), Motorhead350 says nothing about it. Again, message #8 brings up the subject of doing this with a bad motor, and in #9, Motorhead350 replies, but doesn't clear up the chronology.

It isn't until post #12 that we learn that this all happened "a few summers ago."

See, if I were making this post, I would have started it off with: A few summers ago, I ...

[Zack]

I Contemplated Bumping Uglies In The Marauder Once, But It Only Took A Second To Realize No Sex Is good enough to wrinkle my pristine pack seat.

[Rider90]

I Contemplated Bumping Uglies In The Marauder Once, But It Only Took A Second To Realize No Sex Is good enough to wrinkle my pristine pack seat.
That's why the bottom half of my back seat is out of my car 90% of time, although not regarding bumping uglies, but just so I don't have to bring my friends with and wrinkle these rear seats - which apparently wrinkle easily.

[Leadfoot281]

Ooops! Did I say fat chicks? I really meant P.H.A.T chicks.(Pretty Hot And Tempting).

Interesting thread. I've learned a lot. Unfortunately, it looks like I'm still in second place (by a wide margin) though.:rolleyes:

Second place is, as they say, the first loser...

And Haggis, the men with white coats are driving a Dodge. And as we all know, it takes a Marauder to catch a Marauder!

[DefyantExWife]

so wait a second.... bra'd jiggly boobies are not allowed, but avatars showing cootchie pie are ? Or has Logan not seen this new member yet ? :D

[MM03MOK]

so wait a second.... bra'd jiggly boobies are not allowed, but avatars showing cootchie pie are ? Or has Logan not seen this new member yet ? :DGood catch, Lisa.

[hitchhiker]

Ok I'll admit what I'm about to say was illegal I know... so you know it's good. My friend was following me to a restaurant and we were going down Lake Shore Drive in Chicago when suddenly a car (can't remember what it was) went flying past us. I had no interest in the car, but my friend whos a bigger nut then me passed me and went after it. Well I had to keep up so I wouldn't lose him so he would know what exit to get off on. The exit was about a 1/4 up and we were going about 75. (speed limit 45) I turned on my flashing highbeams (3 different patterns like a police car) and not only did my friend pull over to exit, but all of traffic cleared. It was so funny because I was in a middle lane and everyone moved to the left or right. I had a clear path in front of me for about 1/8th of a mile. I'll never forget that one. I got more, but I just felt like mentioning that. Ok your turn.

Floored it driving it home from the dealer on the day that I bought it!

It was spitting light rain in San Jose, and I almost got sideways on the freeway onramp and was already up over 75 mph. Got 'er corrected with a light touch (learned from experience beating on my dad's old Mercurys) and enjoyed the rest of the drive home with my new toy.

:D

[Rider90]

Good catch, Lisa.
Yeah, Good catch Lisa.

Someone had to bring it up sometime, and I cannot figure out why a male would.

[O's Fan Rich]

so wait a second.... bra'd jiggly boobies are not allowed, but avatars showing cootchie pie are ? Or has Logan not seen this new member yet ? :D

"cootchie pie"?:dunno:
Is this a code name for something? Maybe a secret female code ?

I've heard of a "Hootchie Mama" and a "scooter pie" but "cootchie pie"?
Oh, and I like jiggly boobies in bra's.... or without.:2thumbs: :2thumbs: :2thumbs:

[DefyantExWife]

Yeah, Good catch Lisa.

Someone had to bring it up sometime, and I cannot figure out why a male would.


:D sorry Rider, I'm sure you were liking it. and believe it or not, it WAS male members who were complaining about bouncing boob gifs, like, last year.

and I was merely questioning why that , um, *glares at Rich Long*... that skin and stuff hanging down was flying since at least yesterday, but yet bouncing boob gifs, in bras, get frowned upon. I was just axin. Put it back !! I dont care :rolleyes: :D

[O's Fan Rich]

:D sorry Rider, I'm sure you were liking it. and believe it or not, it WAS male members who were complaining about bouncing boob gifs, like, last year.

and I was merely questioning why that , um, *glares at Rich Long*... that skin and stuff hanging down was flying since at least yesterday, but yet bouncing boob gifs, in bras, get frowned upon. I was just axin. Put it back !! I dont care :rolleyes: :D
See... I missed that. The least you could do is PM a guy to bring it to his attention BEFORE it's gone.... c'mon.... be a guy willya?:baaa:

[Blackened300a]

Im on dial-up at work and the avatar pic is slightly blurred, I was wondering if that was what I thought it was.

[de minimus]

make your own label here (http://www.warninglabelgenerator.com/)

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/showcase/files/1/7/1/3/warninglabel.jpg

That is a hilarious site!

[Bluerauder]

... the avatar pic is slightly blurred, I was wondering if that was what I thought it was.
Stand back from the screen and take your hands outta your pockets. :rofl:

[DEFYANT]

Im on dial-up at work and the avatar pic is slightly blurred, I was wondering if that was what I thought it was.

Yup, it was what you thought it was. I need to send my monitor back. The new scratch n sniff option wasn't working:mad: .

All hail the new "my LAST post" thread.:bows:

Would this be the "great great grandson" of "my LAST post" thread?

[Meteorite]

:D sorry Rider, I'm sure you were liking it. and believe it or not, it WAS male members who were complaining about bouncing boob gifs, like, last year.
There was an avatar with male members in it?:eek:

[Breadfan]

Yup, it was what you thought it was. I need to send my monitor back. The new scratch n sniff option wasn't working:mad: .

All hail the new "my LAST post" thread.:bows:

Would this be the "great great grandson" of "my LAST post" thread?

Woot! I'm all for it!

http://www.neuralimpulse.com/macros/threadhijack.jpg

[DefyantExWife]

There was an avatar with male members in it?:eek:

no worries, they were Irish male members. You could barely see them. :rolleyes:

[MM03MOK]

http://rosalin.tripod.com/image/danceleps.gif

no worries, they were Irish male members. You could barely see them. :rolleyes:

[DEFYANT]

Where is Kermit The Log when you need him?

[Mrsteamrope]

Yup, it was what you thought it was. I need to send my monitor back. The new scratch n sniff option wasn't working:mad: .

All hail the new "my LAST post" thread.:bows:

Would this be the "great great grandson" of "my LAST post" thread?

Or the second great great grandson's twin brother twice removed of "mMy last post". Either way I second that motion. :)

[Motorhead350]

Marauders like jumping rail road tracks.

[teamrope]

How dare you try to get this thread back on track. :nono: :mad2: :bop:

[Motorhead350]

Marauders love stopping at police turn arounds and watch people slow down at night.

[Breadfan]

http://www.neuralimpulse.com/macros/kittyscared.jpg

[Motorhead350]

Let the woman have her fun. Marauders like going 136mph around 2 in the afternoon on a public road.

[MI2QWK4U]

Ok, I give this thread just a few more hours till it's closed.


Is this soon enough Sir? Damn...I am loving the button tonight! Three stupid, immature, and otherwise useless threads in one night....That folks is my new personal best.

[Motorhead350]

Why you gotta close all of my threads? Wow seems as though I'm the most cersored one on here. Go ahead if thats what you wanna do, it's your board.

[MI2QWK4U]

Do you really need to ask? And it's not my board, it belongs to the people that use it for the reason it was created.