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marauder307
05-17-2003, 05:20 PM
Was thinking in the car on the way home from reserve duty today...dangerous thing, I know, but I did it anyhow...

How big is this car anyway?

(Deep breath) Well, I'll tell ya...

(in the style of Jeff Foxworthy) This car's so big...

...I cranked it up the other day, and it pharted a Miata outta the left tailpipe!

...I cranked it up the other day, and it shot a skateboard outta the left tailpipe. A pair of sneakers came outta the right one. Don't ask...I don't remember any bumps...!

...I felt something bumping under the front end the other day. Stopped the car, and found a Civic jammed in the tire treads!

...I took it to the carwash the other day, and had to clean a Focus outta the radiator.:lol: Think LML will like that one...

...the cops pulled me over. When I asked what was wrong, the officer showed me the Firebird crushed under the front end!

...I got a nasty bugsplat on the windshield. Turned out to be a Mitsubishi!

If y'all haven't guessed yet, this is a public post/string so everyone can contribute. Post your MM comedy here!
:beer: :eek: :lol: :lol:
Seneca
05-17-2003, 05:25 PM
Oh gawd!! thats just to good.. :))...
LincMercLover
05-18-2003, 06:46 PM
Felt like I was driving a limo after getting outta that Focus...
marauder307
05-19-2003, 04:53 PM
...Was cruising down I-55 the other day. Saw a guy with a Mini (the car, folks...!) standing by the side of the road. Needed some help. So I threw the Mini in the trunk and the guy in the passenger seat. Or was the other way around?...Can't ever keep it straight.:lol: :shake:
MAD-3R
05-20-2003, 05:37 AM
...youz could care tree carpets, and da bodys!!
Paul T. Casey
05-20-2003, 05:54 AM
...so big that they thought the floods here in the south were from rain, only to discover the affects of all these MM's on the tides.
bchapman
05-20-2003, 07:49 AM
... so big I need the whole road to myself.
Mark McQuaide
05-20-2003, 11:13 AM
My MM is so big, I have to make a cell phone call to talk to the people in the back seat :D :D :D :lol:
Long Live #3
05-20-2003, 11:27 AM
My friend's MM is so big he cosiders it to be his first and his second car. :D :lol:
MERCMAN
06-10-2003, 04:08 PM
My MM is so big,

It has its own zip-code
merc406
06-10-2003, 05:34 PM
Mine's so BIG you can put a cord of Wood in the trunk.

And that ain't no lie!
Dr Caleb
06-10-2003, 08:47 PM
My car is so big....

...that there are clocks in the front seat and the back seat--for the different time zones!

... that people bungee jump off the side mirror!

....it can comfortably seat five people...in the glove compartment! And I have a family of 8 living in the trunk.

...it's shadow weighs 14 pounds!
Jeff
06-10-2003, 08:56 PM
It is so big that I have to go to the airport to turn it around! :)
Marauder57
06-10-2003, 09:53 PM
MY MM IS SO BIG......My MM is so big.......my mm is so big.........Is there an echo in here???
Bigdogjim
06-10-2003, 10:18 PM
My MM is so big the BIG DOG can sleep in it.:)

:P :help: :confused: :alone:
jgc61sr2002
06-12-2003, 08:50 PM
Originally posted by Bigdogjim
My MM is so big the BIG DOG can sleep in it.:)

:P :help: :confused: :alone: Now that's big.:D
JGaignat
06-12-2003, 09:18 PM
It's so big, I can keep my wife's Suburban in the trunk for a spare.......
SergntMac
06-14-2003, 05:30 AM
My car is so fast...

No one in my office asks me to run for the lunch order anymore.

By the time I get back, the food is raw...