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http://www.break.com/index/cheater_busted_war_or_the_rose s.html
KillJoy
09-01-2006, 06:07 AM
OMFG!!!!
Nice....
How do you guys find all these?!?!?!?
KillJoy
Oh my god! That is hilarious!
J
hitchhiker
09-01-2006, 06:26 AM
The guy probably stopped by the hardware store afterward to purchase some duct tape and a shovel!
That was hillarious!
:D
MM03MOK
09-01-2006, 06:30 AM
OH..................MY!!! :eek:
alarmguy
09-01-2006, 06:32 AM
waesome!...
kj31067
09-01-2006, 06:38 AM
downright hillarious
martyo
09-01-2006, 06:41 AM
Unlike you, she swallows! :D
TooManyFords
09-01-2006, 07:01 AM
Yep, gonna go get me some sweet and sour tonight!
:laugh:
john
martyo
09-01-2006, 07:23 AM
Yep, gonna go get me some sweet and sour tonight!
:laugh:
john
That's not quite what he said. He said I am gonna get me some sweet and sour http://www.risaka.com/catalog/mt_images/coo30205.jpg
:D
whoskal
09-01-2006, 07:43 AM
That's not quite what he said. He said I am gonna get me some sweet and sour http://www.risaka.com/catalog/mt_images/coo30205.jpg
:D
Sweet and sour kitty cat?;)
BigMerc
09-01-2006, 08:05 AM
like 90% of the things on the internet, it's faked though. several versions of this exist
DefyantExWife
09-01-2006, 08:34 AM
yup, i could tell it was fake too... some of it sounded realistic though
MarauderMarc
09-01-2006, 08:43 AM
like 90% of the things on the internet, it's faked though. several versions of this exist
Someone alwayts has to ruin it by saying "its fake" "probably not real" Come on who cares.:confused:
Dragcity
09-01-2006, 08:46 AM
Funny, I heard a lot of those type of restaurants use cats. Never really belived it, ....... Until now :)
Thanks for clearing that up...
RR|Suki
09-01-2006, 08:51 AM
like 90% of the things on the internet, it's faked though. several versions of this exist
neg not fake, radio stations here in Michigan have this gag too, which is why there are different versions.
SID210SA
09-01-2006, 09:15 AM
here too....hasnt happened in a while though. Still he deserves to get taken to the cleaners.....thats for sure
RoNiN77
09-01-2006, 09:23 AM
LOL!!! That made my day!!!!!
the_pack_rat
09-01-2006, 09:32 AM
BTW ....
I faked every orgasm.
http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=98 54&d=1157128349
the_pack_rat
09-01-2006, 10:18 AM
Edit -
Technically that quote should be -
"Oh, and one more thing ... I faked every orgasm !".
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095705/quotes
@ a 1/3 of the way down.
[Frank Drebin is angrily breaking up with Jane Spencer]
Frank (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000558/): Oh, and one more thing: I faked every orgasm!
Jane (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001636/): [heartbroken] Oh, Funny Face.
:P
VNMUS
09-01-2006, 11:32 AM
That was pretty funny guys!
Blackened300a
09-01-2006, 02:17 PM
This station is 103.5 KTU here in NY, both those DJs were fired and Whoopi Goldberg took their place. There was a famous internet clip going around called "your wife Judy" that was done by a radio station in Minnesota years ago, Its the same idea with the roses and they call up ask who he wants the flowers to and catch the guy cheating.
Typical Hack radio
VNMUS
09-01-2006, 02:19 PM
This station is 103.5 KTU here in NY, both those DJs were fired and Whoopi Goldberg took their place. There was a famous internet clip going around called "your wife Judy" that was done by a radio station in Minnesota years ago, Its the same idea with the roses and they call up ask who he wants the flowers to and catch the guy cheating.
Typical Hack radio
That would have to be KQ92 or 93X.
sailsmen
09-01-2006, 02:46 PM
You would be amazed how promiscuous people are.
I had a 25 year old salesmen under my tudor. It was after the hurricane and not a lot of new sales.
I told him I am going to turn on the charm and show you how you can sell your self.
The number of receptive women surprised me. All ages, looks, married, single and engaged. Albeit I was only flirting, but they were very receptive.
A smile and having an earnest % in someone goes a long way.
He said he never saw any thing like it.
Over 25% of children born to married couples are not from the mother's husband. It has happened to people I know.
Bluerauder
09-01-2006, 02:49 PM
"At first it was like 7 times a week and then 6 and then ....." I am havin' a real hard time believing this !!! :rofl:
baltimoremm
09-01-2006, 03:27 PM
Over 25% of children born to married couples are not from the mother's husband.
C'mon, I'm gonna have to call :bs: on that one
BigMerc
09-01-2006, 04:13 PM
yeah it's fake, and if you want to be fooled then enjoy, but if you don't then know the people were both in on it.
It's radio for christ sake, they dream this crap all day long, but if you liked it and want to believe its real then enjoy it. ooooh look a bigfoot!!! standing next to a french war hero. now both of those are real too I'm sure.
jimlam56
09-01-2006, 04:37 PM
yeah it's fake, and if you want to be fooled then enjoy, but if you don't then know the people were both in on it.
It's radio for christ sake, they dream this crap all day long, but if you liked it and want to believe its real then enjoy it. ooooh look a bigfoot!!! standing next to a french war hero. now both of those are real too I'm sure.
One word:
Ratings!
Think about it, all radio, tv and newspapers are primarily owned by corporations, think they would risk this???
I think not.
VNMUS
09-01-2006, 04:46 PM
"At first it was like 7 times a week and then 6 and then ....." I am havin' a real hard time believing this !!! :rofl:
I'm expected to do that a day, sheesh! :depress:
sailsmen
09-01-2006, 06:38 PM
C'mon, I'm gonna have to call :bs: on that one
Would you believe for the US;
24% of all pregnancies are terminated
53% of marriages end in divorce
60% of marriages have infidelity
36% of babies are bastards.
Hotrauder
09-01-2006, 07:34 PM
yeah it's fake, and if you want to be fooled then enjoy, but if you don't then know the people were both in on it.
It's radio for christ sake, they dream this crap all day long, but if you liked it and want to believe its real then enjoy it. ooooh look a bigfoot!!! standing next to a french war hero. now both of those are real too I'm sure.
It may very well be a faked call but perhaps you remember Opie and Anthony. So they are not all faked. Besides, I turned down 4 offers for free roses just this week. LOL Dennis:lol: :beer: :D :help:
BruteForce
09-01-2006, 09:41 PM
Would you believe for the US;
24% of all pregnancies are terminated
53% of marriages end in divorce
60% of marriages have infidelity
36% of babies are bastards.
Statistics without a reference to the scholarly work that produced them are meaningless. One needs to know how the terms used in the conclusion were defined. For example, is "terminated" defined as pro-actively aborted or were cases of natural termination included?
PS. Fox News is not a valid reference. Don't even go there.
Three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population
Half of the dollars in circulation are only worth 50 cents.
sweetair
09-01-2006, 09:51 PM
That really is some funny stuff. Thanks.
duhtroll
09-01-2006, 09:55 PM
Did you know 67% of statistics are simply made up? It's TRUE!
C'mon, I'm gonna have to call :bs: on that one
sailsmen
09-02-2006, 05:39 AM
Statistics without a reference to the scholarly work that produced them are meaningless. One needs to know how the terms used in the conclusion were defined. For example, is "terminated" defined as pro-actively aborted or were cases of natural termination included?
PS. Fox News is not a valid reference. Don't even go there.
Three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population
Half of the dollars in circulation are only worth 50 cents.
The CDC is the source for the abortion rate, bastard rate and divorce rate. Other sources have reported similar data.
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