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Bobby Clobber
09-04-2006, 01:36 PM
On my way home from the golf course, replaying the round in my mind, minding my own business, and in the rearview I see it coming , fog lights and all.

He's running about 110 kph, and closing. See him talking to the girlfriend , then he points , I think , at the MM .

We are coming to a passing lane and it's obvious he is going to put on a show for her.

Two cars in front of me , I pass them as we enter the passing lane and pull over to the right.

Mr. Charger is coming, he's on it a bit, he pulls to the left and looks over , laughs and hammers it.

That's just plain rude I think, so I try to get even to wave and be friendly.

Whoops , he's behind me and slowing? Nope, he just can't keep up.

OK , I'll wait for him, and smile as he comes along side.

He's not very friendly and must have stress problems , because he's red in the face and yelling or something. That is scarey so i drive away.

Damn, another possibility for a new friend gone, now he's getting smaller again in my rearview.

Coming up to a stop, I wait to see if he wants to be friends , but he turns to the left and goes away.

It's lonely at the stop sign, will I ever make a new Charger friend?:alone: :alone:

carfixer
09-04-2006, 01:55 PM
Bobby, stop picking on the Chargers. You'll give em a complex!:)

KillJoy
09-04-2006, 03:38 PM
Nice.... funny read btw!

Keep it up...you make a friend of one yet ;)

KillJoy

Hotrauder
09-04-2006, 05:40 PM
Bob, you are the best. Funny story. Stop picking on the unsuspecting unworthy. Not. show them the tail lights. Only the lead dog gets a change of scenery. Dennis:beer:

CRUZTAKER
09-04-2006, 05:49 PM
My parents drive one of those. It's blue. So are they...sorta.

They take medication.

You are brave.

Marauder2005
09-04-2006, 08:51 PM
Nice kill man!!!

tomd
09-05-2006, 04:29 AM
:lol: :beer: :bows:

MarauderTJA
09-05-2006, 06:04 AM
Those guys have been brain-washed "HEMI." It is not the Hemi of yesterday by any means. Too much television and believing in commercials:D .

Way to teach him some respect.:up:

LordVader
09-05-2006, 09:23 AM
:P Way funny Bobby! Maybe you just have to learn to compromise and let one win, then you'll have a new friend whether you want him or not.

Bobby Clobber
09-05-2006, 10:51 AM
Man , am I ever glad I 've got you guys for friends, those " hemi" guys are not nice at all.

Maybe some rice? There are not many MM's around to play with.:alone: :alone:

magindat
09-05-2006, 11:46 AM
My new rear window decal:

"Yeah, it beats a HEMI!"

Most of 'em don't even know what Hemi means.

OTOH we made a 'big car' friend at the track with a yellow charger/daytona owner. Beat him twice, but he was still cool.

O's Fan Rich
09-05-2006, 11:58 AM
I'd like to get a Charger SRT-8 and send it to Jerry Barnes for awhile.....

Just can't swing it right now.

Otherwise.... they suck!! Yeah. They suck.

LILALLEYKATT
09-05-2006, 08:56 PM
How about some bumper stickers that say....YEAH I BEAT YOUR HEMI....