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mattf309
09-15-2006, 08:54 AM
Well my car got ran over, not by another car but by an actual idiot. I have to park on the street every nite and I live around quite a few bars. I go down yesterday to get in my car to go to work and notice a footprint on my trunk. :mad2: After further investigation I deducted that the idiot stepped on my hood twice onto my sunroof took another step on the roof and then to the trunk and then leaped off. Surprisingly the damage is minimal. Not one dent only one big scratch on the roof that I should be able to buff out. He was wearing about a size 10 reebok, that should be enough evidence to track him down and beat him I figure. People have no respect for anything.

fastblackmerc
09-15-2006, 09:01 AM
That $ucks.... no respect... even if he was drunk....

TAF
09-15-2006, 09:17 AM
That stinks...sorry to hear it...absolutely NO respect for other peoples property.




You sure it was a size 10....if it was a size 12 Bruno Magli shoe...it was definately O.J. who did it :P

whoskal
09-15-2006, 09:27 AM
I hate idiots like that....need a good ass kickin

Hotrauder
09-15-2006, 09:31 AM
That stinks...sorry to hear it...absolutely NO respect for other peoples property.




You sure it was a size 10....if it was a size 12 Bruno Magli shoe...it was definately O.J. who did it :P

There you go. You did it to me again. My keyboard is not safe on this site.....but I don't care. Keep it up, Todd. Dennis:rofl:

Bluerauder
09-15-2006, 09:39 AM
After further investigation I deducted that the idiot stepped on my hood twice onto my sunroof took another step on the roof and then to the trunk and then leaped off.

Justifiable Homicide. ;) The defense rests .....

Cobra25
09-15-2006, 09:42 AM
I'm sorry to hear that happened to you. The World is full of Idiot's.

magindat
09-15-2006, 09:42 AM
We dropped one leg of a neon transformer (approx 50,000V ac) onto the body of my buddy's Nova. No one ever touched that car. Unfortunately one rainy night, a little girl got arced from a foot away!

Of course, that kind of stuff is illegal and would prolly fry today's electronics, but who knows?

Hotrauder
09-15-2006, 09:45 AM
Rich you are just the guy to handle this problem for Matt. Matt, good luck, hope it buffs out ok and there is no permanent damage. Dennis

magindat
09-15-2006, 09:51 AM
http://www.mercuryvehicles.com/extras/tvads.asp?page=1&ad=2

:D

the_pack_rat
09-15-2006, 09:59 AM
Too bad you couldn't find the no good pruckin fick that did that .....

To offer him another opportunity to walk all over your car.

Only this time .....

The car would be moving.

duhtroll
09-15-2006, 10:22 AM
Trunk.



Monkey.




Problem solved.

Them'r strong.

Shaft333
09-15-2006, 10:29 AM
From what I hear, that sort of thing happens fairly regularly in Chicago.

magindat
09-15-2006, 10:50 AM
Trunk.



Monkey.




Problem solved.

Them'r strong.

Ha! I remember those!
http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com/2wmv.htm

the_pack_rat
09-15-2006, 11:09 AM
Trunk Monkey.



Tigers work good too.

Anyone remember the tiger scene in the original Gone In 60 Seconds ?.

bryanthomas
09-15-2006, 11:25 AM
That stinks...sorry to hear it...absolutely NO respect for other peoples property.




You sure it was a size 10....if it was a size 12 Bruno Magli shoe...it was definately O.J. who did it :P




LOL :D

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MdnightMarauder
09-15-2006, 11:40 AM
Some people just need to be shot! I have done some stupid things when I am wasted, but not something to someonelse's car. Sick the maraurder gang on him. I'm down.

jgc61sr2002
09-15-2006, 12:36 PM
That'a a bummer.:( Sorry to hear about the damage your Marauder.

Blackened300a
09-15-2006, 01:49 PM
Justifiable Homicide. I would have been giving him a prostate exam with his size 10 shoe If that was my car and I caught him,

BAD MERC
09-15-2006, 03:22 PM
If you help him leave feetprints on the bottom of your car - it will negate anything he did on the top surfaces!

seans
09-18-2006, 05:46 AM
We had a case at work about ten years ago where a drunken a__hole ran down a line of cars running from roof top to roof top. We caught him because the last car he jumped onto was a convertible. He got stuck when he fell through the roof.

Oh, did I mention that he broke his ankle? We didn't find that out until after we had dragged him out of the roof .

Crown Vicman
09-18-2006, 06:18 AM
AH Man that sucks. You should track this guy down and beat him to a bloody pulp.

MarauderMark
09-18-2006, 05:46 PM
I had this happen to me twice until the person booted in my door and here it was my scumbag neighbor when he was drunk.