Motorhead350
10-10-2006, 09:14 PM
First off this isn't one of those stupid stories, but their still funny. Both took place in Michigan. Well I was clocked in doing 82 in a 70 plus I was outta state so I was pulled over. The first thing the police officer says to me is "Why are you smiling?" "I know what I did and I know the procedure." "You have any drugs, guns, telebon in here?" "No you can search the car I don't care." "Alright thanks we're conducting a search for outta state cars, but you seem nice and we need to look like we are doing something for our cheif."
So I get out and start shooting the crap with the other cop with my hands folded behind my back sense they don't like me putting my hands in my pockets as I learned last year. Before I know it the cheif shows up and the cops were like "This is the guy." I was like "Yea I'm the speed demon!" Everyone laughed and the guy smiled, but didn't laugh. He looked in my car for a second and just drove off in the matter for less than two minutes.
When they popped my hood I thought I was gonna be in trouble big time because of my 100 watt PA. The guy closed it and said "I noticed your PA. I wish we had one of those. What do you with it." haha "I just yell at random people in Chicago. Mostly to get off their cell phones or tell the bikers to stop at the stop signs."
"Well you've been very good so I'm not even going to write you up for speeding. I'll just give you a verbal warning and you'll be off ok. Just give me a second." "Ok cool thanks a lot your really cut me a favor."
I got back into the car and saw one of the cops in the rearview mirror with his hand on his head... I could tell something was wrong. He came over to me back in the car and said "Dominick your licence is suspended." "I knew it was suspended for a month in march, but this I didn't know about." "Well you have been really nice so I'm just going to write you up for an invalid licence sense we ran it over our system. It's like you just didn't have it on you. Were going to drive up and turn around. If you CHOOSE to drive be very careful and try not to speed too bad. We don't pull over these Mercury Marauders that often." "Wow thanks a lot. You did me a major favor. Well drive it like you rented it!"
Next happened the day after. I was alone in the Marauder with someone off the road one dark night and we were about to do something when I see a flash light in the rearview mirror. I was like oh no I'm suspended and the girl I was with knew it too, but I played it cool. I roll down the window and go "Hi!" "Whats going on over here I saw you back in." "Nothing we were just talking in a dark area." (haha yea thats all we got to) He signed his flashlight on the chest of my passesger and my "dip stick" but like I said we were still in full clothing. So the cop was like "Ok well good luck." I was so happy he didn't run my licence so i got outta there and outta Michigan. I'll get to the bottom of my licence problem tomorrow.
I should have been in jail twice... I'm really pushing my luck. ;)
Hope you enjoyed this. :D
So I get out and start shooting the crap with the other cop with my hands folded behind my back sense they don't like me putting my hands in my pockets as I learned last year. Before I know it the cheif shows up and the cops were like "This is the guy." I was like "Yea I'm the speed demon!" Everyone laughed and the guy smiled, but didn't laugh. He looked in my car for a second and just drove off in the matter for less than two minutes.
When they popped my hood I thought I was gonna be in trouble big time because of my 100 watt PA. The guy closed it and said "I noticed your PA. I wish we had one of those. What do you with it." haha "I just yell at random people in Chicago. Mostly to get off their cell phones or tell the bikers to stop at the stop signs."
"Well you've been very good so I'm not even going to write you up for speeding. I'll just give you a verbal warning and you'll be off ok. Just give me a second." "Ok cool thanks a lot your really cut me a favor."
I got back into the car and saw one of the cops in the rearview mirror with his hand on his head... I could tell something was wrong. He came over to me back in the car and said "Dominick your licence is suspended." "I knew it was suspended for a month in march, but this I didn't know about." "Well you have been really nice so I'm just going to write you up for an invalid licence sense we ran it over our system. It's like you just didn't have it on you. Were going to drive up and turn around. If you CHOOSE to drive be very careful and try not to speed too bad. We don't pull over these Mercury Marauders that often." "Wow thanks a lot. You did me a major favor. Well drive it like you rented it!"
Next happened the day after. I was alone in the Marauder with someone off the road one dark night and we were about to do something when I see a flash light in the rearview mirror. I was like oh no I'm suspended and the girl I was with knew it too, but I played it cool. I roll down the window and go "Hi!" "Whats going on over here I saw you back in." "Nothing we were just talking in a dark area." (haha yea thats all we got to) He signed his flashlight on the chest of my passesger and my "dip stick" but like I said we were still in full clothing. So the cop was like "Ok well good luck." I was so happy he didn't run my licence so i got outta there and outta Michigan. I'll get to the bottom of my licence problem tomorrow.
I should have been in jail twice... I'm really pushing my luck. ;)
Hope you enjoyed this. :D