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gpfarrell
11-30-2006, 10:40 AM
As Trilogy #146 has been alive for over 12 hours now, I consider myself to be perhaps the single most knowledgable source of Trilogy information, at least in my own house.

Having read extensively about the product prior to purchasing it, I was quite befuddled to already note the following complaints:

1. I've driven other forced induction cars with a feature called Turbo-Lag. Turbo-Lag is great, it's a meaningful delay in acceleration that gives the driver time to gather his (or her) thoughts before any noteworthy increase in velocity occurs. With the Trilogy kit I don't have any time to think about anything... as soon as I mash the pedal everything gets blurry. :shake:

2. While others have complimented the kit for being so complete, I feel otherwise. For instance, I beleive the standard-duty indicator lamp for the traction-control will be woefully inadequate now. The light is flickering on just about any time I take my foot off the brake. Clearly a heavy-duty lamp should have been included in the kit. :burnout:

3. The installation manual didn't mention anything about Christmas lights. My wife, who must know something about superchargers, told me in no uncertain terms that if I ever wanted to drive a supercharged Marauder I better put up our Christmas lights first. This step isn't covered in the manual and added considerably to the total time of the project.

4. Also, the installation manual is too dam (didn't want to curse) pretty to use. I had to make additional copies suitable for greasy fingers and chocolate donut crumbs.

5. Hunger management: How about a little help on this one! Prior to the installation my car seemed to have an ordinary diet consisting of low-calorie rice and most anything with less than 250 horsepower. Now it wants a seven course meal with such treats as Super Sport Salad, Italian Sports Car Soup, Hemiburgers, a side of Vette pasta... where do I find all of these culinary delights in Pittsburgh?

6. During the initial test drive last night I noticed a banging sound on the 2-3 shift. Further analysis revealed this to be my skull hitting the headrest. This seems to happen on every full-throttle 2-3 shift. How about some extra padding for the headrest? How much could that have cost? Is the bubble-wrap that you shipped to me even available in Light Flint?

7. With the "Tip Sheet" in hand there is no excuse to be a hero mechanic. Everything you need is right there... even 24 hour phone-your-new-friend help lines. How can I claim to be brilliant when some Tall Boy named Chuck could diagnose my silly mishap from a thousand miles away? How do I brag about being so smart when everything goes smoothly, or somebody who doesn't know me from a Camaro drive drops everything to help me?

8. No additional provisions for cargo restraint? Anything left in the trunk just gets plastered into the cargo net now. Haven't the other 145 drivers noticed this?

9. I think the most comparable thing I could buy for performance & exclusivity would be an SRT-8 Hemi Something that would cost me $10,000 - $12,000 more than I have in #146. Aside from the Mercury being faster, what am I supposed to do with $10,000 - $12,000 I have left over?

10. Clearly, the supercharger is going to put an extra strain on the steering system. Before the conversion, my Marauder pulled away straight and true. Now, every time a stoplight turns green I'm sawing at the wheel like a possessed sprint car driver just to go straight. Shouldn't I get some heavy duty power steering fluid or something?

JB... thanks for the Kool-Aid! :beer:

RR|Suki
11-30-2006, 10:45 AM
:lol: :lol: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is classic and should be sticky-fied :D

RoyLPita
11-30-2006, 10:47 AM
You call these "complaints"???! Sounds more like a "positive" testimonial. :D

OneBADLsE
11-30-2006, 10:56 AM
:rofl: hahahahahahh!!! This should make them proud!

:lol: :lol:

Jerry Barnes
11-30-2006, 11:04 AM
Greg,

After reading your RECOMMENDATIONS FOR IMPROVING OUR PRODUCT I will have to go back to the drawing board to fix the items you have recommended. I want to sincerely apologize for messing up your life! But, I did warn you that things could change after you installed a Trilogy Supercharger. I cautioned you on the non-stop grinning. Or the desire to hunt for Shelby Mustangs and Corvette Z06's. The need to drag race with the kids in the car. These are life altering things that YOU must learn to deal with.

Glad to have you as a friend and customer!

PLEASE be safe!

Jerry

Tallboy
11-30-2006, 11:07 AM
Greg, I'm happy everything worked out. Thanks for calling and talking with me. Like I said, we're serious about the phone-a-friend thing. No matter how silly you think the question may be, it isn't. And, yeah, it's easy to look like a genius when you've made as many mistakes as I have!

Enjoy, and welcome to Da Family...:gangster:

Jerry Barnes
11-30-2006, 11:11 AM
Greg,

You could not have received better advice and support from anybody. chuck is a great guy and very close friend. Between the Florida guys and Lidio, how can I look bad? Don't answer that.

And Chuck, thanks again Buddy! See you in Scottsdale!

Jerry

ckadiddle
11-30-2006, 11:23 AM
I think those are frameable.

jdando
11-30-2006, 11:27 AM
8. No additional provisions for cargo restraint? Anything left in the trunk just gets plastered into the cargo net now. Haven't the other 145 drivers noticed this?


Funny you mention this, I do not carry my donut spare for this very reason!:help: Or perhaps it is some other reason:shake:


Welcome to the supercharged world and congratulations on the self install!

jeremy

Bluerauder
11-30-2006, 11:32 AM
:laugh: :laugh:


3. The installation manual didn't mention anything about Christmas lights. My wife, who must know something about superchargers, told me in no uncertain terms that if I ever wanted to drive a supercharged Marauder I better put up our Christmas lights first. This step isn't covered in the manual and added considerably to the total time of the project.
Great summary. You could have avoided Step #3 by early ordering of the 4th of July package. :flag:

KillJoy
11-30-2006, 12:03 PM
That right there has got to be one the BEST complaints I have ever heard!

Congrats on the install....and the BOOST!!!

KillJoy

Bradley G
11-30-2006, 12:08 PM
Wait till you make some one cry, crushing thier fragile ego. :D


Jerry did not include any "crybaby towels" with the kit either! :bs:

Breadfan
11-30-2006, 12:13 PM
Congrats on the self install!!!

O's Fan Rich
11-30-2006, 01:24 PM
I opened that this up saying to myself "Is this guy nuckin futz? What could he possibly see..."
Oh never mind.... he's just a really funny guy, 'tiz all!

BTW, I printed out the whole manual to save the original and make notes in about where "they" screwed up!

BAD MERC
11-30-2006, 04:17 PM
I wish I had the luxury. But... after I close on my house - it should be a reality. Along with a BFGoodrich dispenser on the wall.

shakes_26
11-30-2006, 04:32 PM
2. While others have complimented the kit for being so complete, I feel otherwise. For instance, I beleive the standard-duty indicator lamp for the traction-control will be woefully inadequate now. The light is flickering on just about any time I take my foot off the brake. Clearly a heavy-duty lamp should have been included in the kit. :burnout:
Get a turn signal lamp from any South Florida Cadillac dealer, guaranteed to last 3 trips around the earth

3. The installation manual didn't mention anything about Christmas lights. My wife, who must know something about superchargers, told me in no uncertain terms that if I ever wanted to drive a supercharged Marauder I better put up our Christmas lights first. This step isn't covered in the manual and added considerably to the total time of the project.
First off its called a Christmas tree, second seems like every red light resembles one fter kit install...strange....

5. Hunger management: How about a little help on this one! Prior to the installation my car seemed to have an ordinary diet consisting of low-calorie rice and most anything with less than 250 horsepower. Now it wants a seven course meal with such treats as Super Sport Salad, Italian Sports Car Soup, Hemiburgers, a side of Vette pasta... where do I find all of these culinary delights in Pittsburgh?
Check with Merc, he knows where to find top notch Impala steaks, served with a wonderful side of steamed wild rice.

8. No additional provisions for cargo restraint? Anything left in the trunk just gets plastered into the cargo net now. Haven't the other 145 drivers noticed this?
Abandon hope, all ye who placeth items in the trunk, also see 102nd use for duct tape

9. I think the most comparable thing I could buy for performance & exclusivity would be an SRT-8 Hemi Something that would cost me $10,000 - $12,000 more than I have in #146. Aside from the Mercury being faster, what am I supposed to do with $10,000 - $12,000 I have left over?
You could get a high stall TC, gears, bigger fuel pump and injectors....but you wouldn't need it.

10. Clearly, the supercharger is going to put an extra strain on the steering system. Before the conversion, my Marauder pulled away straight and true. Now, every time a stoplight turns green I'm sawing at the wheel like a possessed sprint car driver just to go straight. Shouldn't I get some heavy duty power steering fluid or something?
We recommend Kool-Aid

J

.............................. ..........:lol:

Hotrauder
11-30-2006, 05:01 PM
Ah, GP, relax man you will find something you will not like about your Trilogy. Fair warning... you will hate not having the Marauder everytime you are driving ANY other car now. It is way to much fun to leave at home and makes all other cars a bummer of a ride. Dennis

cyclopsram
11-30-2006, 05:23 PM
Da donut spare would not last long if a "copper" said... whatcha got there in the trunk, son?. An extra large Duncan Donut Coffee and the mini' spare... lunch fit for a LEO... RAM

RF Overlord
11-30-2006, 06:26 PM
Along with a BFGoodrich dispenser on the wall.Werd! :lol:

DEFYANT
11-30-2006, 07:00 PM
Now that was frikin funny!

Thanks for the laff

:lol:

Master
11-30-2006, 07:26 PM
Brilliant! Well done, and congrats. May I be privileged enough to join your ranks in the coming years!

sweetair
11-30-2006, 08:46 PM
All of those are great points. Very clever. Enjoy the beast now.

Bobby Clobber
12-01-2006, 06:45 AM
One other thing Jerry could have included in the kit would be pictures of the front end of a Marauder , so we could hand them out to everyone who only get to see the rapidly fading back end of our cars.:burnout:

magindat
12-01-2006, 06:50 AM
Greg,
Nice, man, real nice. Congrats on the purchase, install and grin.
Many happy miles, bro.
Rich

juno
12-01-2006, 11:39 AM
That was excellent! Nice job and congrats!!!

BillyGman
12-06-2006, 11:51 AM
6. During the initial test drive last night I noticed a banging sound on the 2-3 shift. Further analysis revealed this to be my skull hitting the headrest. This seems to happen on every full-throttle 2-3 shift. How about some extra padding for the headrest? How much could that have cost? Is the bubble-wrap that you shipped to me even available in Light Flint?

LOL...now that's^ just plain funny...I don't care who you are. :D

AzMarauder
12-06-2006, 05:38 PM
Gr

And Chuck, thanks again Buddy! See you in Scottsdale!

Jerry

Scottsdale... WHEN?

Jerry Barnes
12-06-2006, 05:43 PM
Scottsdale... WHEN?


January 18th - 21st. Come along and have a couple of soda pops and steaks! Call me on my cell phone if you want the specifics(248)877-2792.

Jerry

sspmustang
12-08-2006, 06:03 PM
To paraphrase those corny Guinness commercials-brilliant :D