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FordNut
02-28-2007, 06:29 PM
Saw this today as I was passing, just had to slow down and let it pass again so I could snap this photo. Sorry about the nasty windshield.

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/showcase/files/5/1/8/DSC01717.JPG

How about the vinyl/faux convertible top? The gold "Limited" trim on the roof, the gold trunk trim, and the chrome fenderwell trim to match it? How do you like that chrome rocker trim? I guess the pinstripe ain't too bad though.

KillJoy
02-28-2007, 06:36 PM
NOT for me :down:

KillJoy

gmtech
02-28-2007, 06:41 PM
That looks like something from around here (TN) ....everyone one thinks i have a marquis w/ a bunch of add ons.....most around here ride marquis or crown vics w/ 26 in rims and lift kits w/ nerf bars:shake:

jdando
02-28-2007, 06:46 PM
Not for me either.

jeremy

prettyrico
02-28-2007, 06:55 PM
Sad:depress:

Zack
02-28-2007, 06:57 PM
And its being towed to boot!

KillJoy
02-28-2007, 06:58 PM
And its being towed to boot!


HAHA!!

I just thought he was tailgating...like I do :D

KillJoy

Zack
02-28-2007, 07:01 PM
That car will be in for trans work very soon.

whd507
02-28-2007, 07:38 PM
it likley has a driveline cut-out for towing, its very common.

the poor car, what a shame

glassman99
02-28-2007, 08:06 PM
Hey Brian, are you driving the famous White Marauder?

FordNut
02-28-2007, 08:12 PM
Hey Brian, are you driving the famous White Marauder?

Yeah, that's the hood you see in the pic.

I only wish I was driving the Marauder around as much as I've been in the Exploder. Well, maybe not at 72k miles in 18 months.

quota
02-28-2007, 08:16 PM
Not for me, but I recently saw worse : a pizza red MM among others.
JP

Herco23
02-28-2007, 08:48 PM
what a waste!

stryker
02-28-2007, 08:54 PM
:) Poor Marauder I can stop them from that suffering humilliation shooting him with an AK-47 with a 100 round drum and after emty the rifle I take my Colt AR-15 and shoot the two drums one 90 and the other 120 rounds after empty these I will grab my Ruger mini-14 and shoot with my 90 round drum after these guns are completeled fired I will borrow and Tomahawk missile from the navy and launch to the poor humiliated Marauder and the suffering will be stoped.



STRYKER. :burnout:

Raudermaster
02-28-2007, 09:23 PM
That reminds me when I was looking for MM's, I was on AutoTrader and came across an '04 DTR for $17k. I was like, "OMG!!! What a great deal!" So, I supersized the pictures, and was a splitting image of that one. There was no way I was going to have another Panther car with a soft top on it. Why did Mercury make a few MM's with the soft tops?

jawz101
02-28-2007, 09:24 PM
I wished this thing was wrecked instead of mine

Joe Walsh
02-28-2007, 09:25 PM
Saw this today as I was passing, just had to slow down and let it pass again so I could snap this photo. Sorry about the nasty windshield.

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/showcase/files/5/1/8/DSC01717.JPG

How about the vinyl/faux convertible top? The gold "Limited" trim on the roof, the gold trunk trim, and the chrome fenderwell trim to match it? How do you like that chrome rocker trim? I guess the pinstripe ain't too bad though.

In response to the thread title:

YES!

THE UGLIEST!!!

:puke: ......:puke: .....:puke: ....triple vomit rated!

It narrowly beats out the Kermit green Marauder with 22" rims & the Barney purple Marauder with the Lambo doors!

:puke: ........:puke: .......double vomit rated!

P.S. That retiree's dream...OUR nightmare, should come with a case of Viagra and a trunk full of Depends!

RedMerc04
02-28-2007, 09:41 PM
Yes, it is a disgrace... BUT I would have to disagree with you and say it is much better than the Lime Green Machine with the Dubs and lambo doors. I would much rather drive a "Guidoed out" marauder than a "pimped" marauder. Dont get me wrong they both suck, but if i had a choice I'd pick this.

the_pack_rat
02-28-2007, 10:29 PM
Motorhome + a Florhideous trimmed MM most likely = a FL snowbird.

Vortex
02-28-2007, 10:29 PM
One of the worst, thats for sure. Good job with the photo.

Ryans PI
02-28-2007, 11:23 PM
Why did Mercury make a few MM's with the soft tops?

That's aftermarket and the worst thing to do to a MM. I hate those roofs.

FordNut
03-01-2007, 02:41 AM
Motorhome + a Florhideous trimmed MM most likely = a FL snowbird.

Maybe, but both the car and RV had Texas plates and it was northbound in Georgia.

2003 MIB
03-01-2007, 04:09 AM
both the car and RV had Texas plates

Now the Dixie Chicks have TWO things to be embarrassed about.

prchrman
03-01-2007, 04:31 AM
That reminds me when I was looking for MM's, I was on AutoTrader and came across an '04 DTR for $17k. I was like, "OMG!!! What a great deal!" So, I supersized the pictures, and was a splitting image of that one. There was no way I was going to have another Panther car with a soft top on it. Why did Mercury make a few MM's with the soft tops?

I didn't think they did...it was a dealer add...willie

dwasson
03-01-2007, 04:47 AM
I'm just shocked that it didn't have Michigan plates.

Bluerauder
03-01-2007, 07:49 AM
I think all of you guys are just jealous. :P This guy's got a 38 foot Fleetwood "Bounder" (est $179,060 - $182,840) cruising the highways towing his economy car (a 302 HP Mercury Marauder). Sure, he's done some mods. So have we (well, most of us anyway). I am sure he likes his car and his lifestlyle. Heck, I wish I could do it ...... the RV -- not the chrome trim and landau top. Wouldn't surprise me in the least to see that he has an S/C under the hood and a trophy wife in the passenger seat. ;)

"If this RV's a rockin', don't come a knockin' " :rofl:

94_302
03-01-2007, 10:10 AM
I'm not saying I like but it's not like it would be that difficult to fix as opposed to some of the other custom ones we have seen, like the purple one with lambo doors. Remove the vinyl top, replace badges, and remove the chrome at the bottom and it's back to normal.

wchain
03-01-2007, 10:13 AM
OH THE HUMANITY! That poor MM! Just ran the plate. Looks like the buy paid Sticker price for it when it was new. Texas City, TX.

sicilianmarquis
03-01-2007, 10:17 AM
that dont look that bad, its actually kinda cool b\c that is obvuisly a very rare maruader, but i seen a marudaer that beets that, a 2004 MAurader with 26" rims on it, .....stupid

KillJoy
03-01-2007, 10:21 AM
that dont look that bad, its actually kinda cool b\c that is obvuisly a very rare maruader, but i seen a marudaer that beets that, a 2004 MAurader with 26" rims on it, .....stupid


Did it look like this?

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/showcase/files/4/4/6/6/olds1.jpg

:D

KillJoy

Power Surge
03-01-2007, 10:29 AM
When I worked for Lincoln-Merc, we sent Grand Marquis out for all sorts of conversions. Some were customer ordered, and some where just dealer stock units. You'd be surprised what some of these dealers think "looks good".

Most of those cars are owned by older people, and they eat that stuff up. The chrome fender lips and rocker moldings, the carriage tops, they love it all. I used to install all that hideous stuff when I worked there.

Heck, we even had a customer order a green Grand Marquis, with a green carriage top, and custom green interior. It was the most rediculous car I'd ever seen. Be he liked it.

Pops
03-01-2007, 11:06 AM
HeyDwasson I resemble that Mich. crack!!!!!!!!

Motorhead350
03-01-2007, 02:32 PM
Actually I disagree. The worst I have seen was posted here a while ago. I think it had 24s, and running boards because it was up a little higher or that green one.

I actually like the chrome fender lips, but I probably wouldn't do it. I would never buy the rockers thats for sure!

ParkRanger
03-01-2007, 04:35 PM
Very sad, and very strange, too.
A disturbing photo indeed - like seeing a thoroughbred horse plowing the upper forty with heavy tack gear being whipped liked a rented mule.

96DiamondVIII
03-01-2007, 10:26 PM
Egads. That's worse than the red Marauder posted recently, to be sure. I just don't understand what was going through the guy's head...oh well.

And it amazes me that the motorhome cost significantly more than a lot of houses. I know it's a home on the road, but...dang...

SC Cheesehead
03-02-2007, 09:01 AM
Motorhome + a Florhideous trimmed MM most likely = a FL snowbird.

I've seen one just like it driving around the Greenville area. If it isn't the same car, then it's got a twin.........ugh!:shake:

SCCH

Stranger in the Black Sedan
03-02-2007, 09:09 AM
LOL the Chrome fender lips, I almost forgot about those. They are so horrible. Along with the chrome lower door guards.

Stranger in the Black Sedan
03-02-2007, 09:13 AM
Poor Marauder I can stop them from that suffering humilliation shooting him with an AK-47 with a 100 round drum and after emty the rifle I take my Colt AR-15 and shoot the two drums one 90 and the other 120 rounds after empty these I will grab my Ruger mini-14 and shoot with my 90 round drum after these guns are completeled fired I will borrow and Tomahawk missile from the navy and launch to the poor humiliated Marauder and the suffering will be stoped.


By the way what the hell is this guy's problem?

Marauder386
03-02-2007, 09:20 AM
By the way what the hell is this guy's problem?


Just the youth of today..I clean up their mess at work all the time...wishing I could beeech slap the parents...

:cool:

fastblackmerc
03-02-2007, 09:24 AM
By the way what the hell is this guy's problem?

He's from PR.

stryker
03-02-2007, 09:25 AM
:) Poor Marauder I can stop them from that suffering humilliation shooting him with an AK-47 with a 100 round drum and after emty the rifle I take my Colt AR-15 and shoot the two drums one 90 and the other 120 rounds after empty these I will grab my Ruger mini-14 and shoot with my 90 round drum after these guns are completeled fired I will borrow and Tomahawk missile from the navy and launch to the poor humiliated Marauder and the suffering will be stoped.



STRYKER. :burnout::agree:


STRYKER. :burnout:

Drock96Marquis
03-02-2007, 10:49 AM
That reminds me when I was looking for MM's, I was on AutoTrader and came across an '04 DTR for $17k. I was like, "OMG!!! What a great deal!" So, I supersized the pictures, and was a splitting image of that one. There was no way I was going to have another Panther car with a soft top on it. Why did Mercury make a few MM's with the soft tops?

I do believe I pointed that out to you that night, Jarod ;)
You were all excited about it until I showed you that little tidbit :D



And no, no roof treatment was factory installed on any panther since 1992. All the ones you see are aftermarket.

stryker
03-02-2007, 07:44 PM
By the way what the hell is this guy's problem? Me, None do you have problem with that by the way I warn you watch your words boy, you don't like it ! SO WHAT !


STRYKER. :burnout:

stryker
03-02-2007, 07:49 PM
He's from PR.:cool: And very,very proud of that.


STRYKER. :burnout:

dwasson
03-02-2007, 07:53 PM
Now if we can get someone to compare another person to Hitler we will have run the complete internet forum cycle.

stryker
03-02-2007, 07:54 PM
Just the youth of today..I clean up their mess at work all the time...wishing I could beeech slap the parents...

:cool::) Thank you for the "Youth" you make me feel younger in fact i think that in the next Birthday I will have 29 again.


STRYKER. :burnout:

dwasson
03-03-2007, 09:12 AM
:) Poor Marauder I can stop them from that suffering humilliation shooting him with an AK-47 with a 100 round drum and after emty the rifle I take my Colt AR-15 and shoot the two drums one 90 and the other 120 rounds after empty these I will grab my Ruger mini-14 and shoot with my 90 round drum after these guns are completeled fired I will borrow and Tomahawk missile from the navy and launch to the poor humiliated Marauder and the suffering will be stoped.



STRYKER. :burnout:

You should really consider switching to a decaf.

Blackened300a
03-03-2007, 09:27 AM
:) Poor Marauder I can stop them from that suffering humilliation shooting him with an AK-47 with a 100 round drum and after emty the rifle I take my Colt AR-15 and shoot the two drums one 90 and the other 120 rounds after empty these I will grab my Ruger mini-14 and shoot with my 90 round drum after these guns are completeled fired I will borrow and Tomahawk missile from the navy and launch to the poor humiliated Marauder and the suffering will be stoped.



STRYKER. :burnout:

A Simple, "Its not for me" would have done

Joe Walsh
03-03-2007, 09:56 PM
:laugh:


Now if we can get someone to compare another person to Hitler we will have run the complete internet forum cycle.


The owner of that ****LY Marauder must be a friggin' NAZI!!!




:D

dwasson
03-04-2007, 04:40 AM
:laugh:




The owner of that ****LY Marauder must be a friggin' NAZI!!!




:D

We have a winner!