The three word story

[SC Cheesehead]

up before breakfast

[CBT]

shaking that healthy

[guspech750]

tasty greasy bacon

[SC Cheesehead]

chicken fried steak

[guspech750]

at a Vegan

[Stoneblue]

Grateful Dead concert

[SC Cheesehead]

I Will Survive

[Bradley G]

despite food posioning

[boatmangc]

irritable bowel syndrome

[SC Cheesehead]

legs don't fail

[SC Cheesehead]

me now, PLEASE!

[guspech750]

as I squat

[SC Cheesehead]

on the run

[guspech750]

to a portapotty

[TAKEDOWN]

a Fly flew

[boatmangc]

to his death

[Pat]

The final frontier......

[boatmangc]

only for some

[guspech750]

old horny man

[-Matt-]

said i can

[FreddieH]

make it right

[-Matt-]

out the door

[Bradley G]

just in time

[-Matt-]

before the explosion

[CBT]

of beef burritos

[Pat]

splattering my rusty

[Bradley G]

stirrups with poo

[guspech750]

in my mouth

[Pat]

When I deliberately........

[CBT]

went to Kentucky

[boatmangc]

to buy a....

[CBT]

three legged dog

[-Matt-]

named him tripod

[CBT]

he likes to

[-Matt-]

pee on cbt

[CBT]

gonna kilz you

[-Matt-]

your mike vick

[CBT]

on that azz

[-Matt-]

he got in jail

[guspech750]

finger my butt

[Bradley G]

next in line

[boatmangc]

don't drop soap

[CBT]

anywhere near Haggis

[Bradley G]

if he yells

[CBT]

a safety word

[-Matt-]

stick it in

[Mac-MerC]

raw for sure

[CBT]

hold the mayo

[-Matt-]

on CBT's face

[RacerX]

really not mayo

[CBT]

not CBT's face

[-Matt-]

no really is

[Bradley G]

just by mistake

[CBT]

...........
I met a

[-Matt-]

transvestite named bawsir

[CBT]

I notched his

[-Matt-]

adams apple popped

[boatmangc]

from it's piercing

[CBT]

by the Rifleman

[Bradley G]

with hare trigger

[-Matt-]

he hates them

[CBT]

women with moustaches

[Phrog_gunner]

are case's favorite

[CBT]

25 cent ride

[Phrog_gunner]

who wants one?

[CBT]

up in here

[Phrog_gunner]

what she said

[-Matt-]

barrack obama likes

[Phrog_gunner]

backbottom grizzle lumps

[guspech750]

in his peepee

[SC Cheesehead]

for my bunghole

[CBT]

that echoes loudly

[Phrog_gunner]

who's in there?

[CBT]

walk this waaaaaay!

[Phrog_gunner]

gang's all here...

[CBT]

with coloring books

[Phrog_gunner]

pass the brown....

[CBT]

eyed stinky winker

[SC Cheesehead]

what she said

[boatmangc]

not fond of

[dakslim]

CBT or Phrogg

[-Matt-]

but loves mmmmmmmmmmatt

[Bradley G]

over her knee

[guspech750]

cramming stuff up

[Mr. Man]

his nose with

[guspech750]

a potato canon

[Mr. Man]

because he couldn't

[guspech750]

get an erection

[-Matt-]

longer then wide

[CBT]

in New Orleans

[Bradley G]

Flood has rescinded

[CBT]

in chocolate city

[knine]

Pig city's gone

[Bluerauder]

Pig city's gone
DOOM is sad .... :(

[Bradley G]

Cheer him up

DOOM is sad .... :(

[Bradley G]

get my gloves

[guspech750]

and bend over

[CBT]

I'll show ya

[Phrog_gunner]

why she says

[CBT]

DOOMIE all night

[Phrog_gunner]

better than muffinman

[CBT]

and his titan

[guspech750]

gigantic girthy vainy

[TAKEDOWN]

pulsating, throbbing, blue

[Bradley G]

hair gramma muffin

[boatmangc]

top that smells

[CBT]

like rainbow skittles

[Bluerauder]

like rainbow skittles

.... dipped in used ...

[CBT]

old blinker fluid

[Bradley G]

stuck to his

[-Matt-]

long, saggy, hairy....

[boatmangc]

don't go there

[guspech750]

men in bed

[Bradley G]

scares everyone away

[guspech750]

but not me

[Bradley G]

for eighteen days

[guspech750]

of man juice

[Pat]

I'm desperate for.........

[CBT]

meeting at Louisville

[guspech750]

to meet other

[CBT]

Chicago Cubs fans

[Phrog_gunner]

are the poop

[Spectragod]

because that's how

[1 Bad Merc]

play this game

[guspech750]

white sox winners

[MMBLUE]

Show me again

[knine]

how Louisville rolls

[guspech750]

doe for pizzas

[CBT]

doe is deer

[guspech750]

yeah I know

[guspech750]

its pizza dough

[CBT]

ryhmes with ho

[guspech750]

on stripper poles

[teamrope]

eat Snaky Smores

[Bradley G]

hot is best

[White Knuckles]

at Daytona bikeweek

[boatmangc]

been too long

[guspech750]

still a virgin

[CBT]

air force dude

[Pat]

waiting in line..........

[guspech750]

for a lolipop

[boatmangc]

stuck up the

[CBT]

same convenience store

[Bradley G]

suddenly from nowhere

[boatmangc]

in flew a..

[CBT]

big gay unicorn

[Mr. Man]

looking for CBT

[guspech750]

and ky jelly

[boatmangc]

which smelled like

[CBT]

puppies and rainbows

[guspech750]

singing happy songs

[CBT]

about salad tongs

[guspech750]

wearing my thongs

[CBT]

lost my breffas

[guspech750]

to cool stories

[guspech750]

monkey's f-ing footballs

[boatmangc]

in the backseat

[Bradley G]

forward facing fellow

[ckadiddle]

melon mangled monster

[MMBLUE]

HOLY ****NIT BATMAN!:hijack:

[guspech750]

Bam! Pow!! Shablamo!!!

[boatmangc]

Look at those

[a_d_a_m]

fun bags, dude!

[guspech750]

wheres my car?

[CBT]

with the Obama

[guspech750]

mama papa juice

[Bradley G]

gets things moving

[Mr. Man]

out through the

[CBT]

backdoor of Matt

[dakslim]

or in through

[CBT]

bawazirs new blower

[dakslim]

on dirty engine

[guspech750]

impoper spelleng tyypinng

[boatmangc]

duud thets txtng

[SILVERSURFER03]

tetxign whith spellgni

[boatmangc]

spring has sprung

[guspech750]

pick up dung

[Bradley G]

before it melts

[Black_Out]

ew thats nasty

[guspech750]

squishy mushy fun

[babbage]

New axles Installed!

[breeze]

then the redskins

[Pat]

dyed their hair........

[boatmangc]

for what purpose

[Bradley G]

to frighten opponents

[SC Cheesehead]

not the Packers

[CBT]

in last place

[SC Cheesehead]

ahead of Bears

[CBT]

in total loses

[breeze]

then Dan Snyder

[CBT]

whoooo is heeeee

[SC Cheesehead]

Bear's next owner?

[breeze]

bought the Packers

[CBT]

got ripped off

[Bradley G]

now he's crabby

[boatmangc]

really epic fail

[Bradley G]

Farve wont help

[PonyUP]

Favre now GrandPa

[Bradley G]

finally kicking back

[guspech750]

wearing Wrangler Jeans

[PonyUP]

Looking for Vicodin

[boatmangc]

or hillbilly H.

[CBT]

Bears win Superbowl!

[knine]

then woke up

[PonyUP]

realized Bears suck

[CBT]

thems fightin wordz

[Bradley G]

to live bye

[SC Cheesehead]

Bears STILL suck

[CBT]

you me Kentucky

[SC Cheesehead]

and do what

[CBT]

responsible adults do

[SC Cheesehead]

more than youts

[Bradley G]

melt the cheese

[PonyUP]

Viva La Vikings

[Bradley G]

want front seat

[LeoVampire]

better in back

[Bradley G]

not behind me
better in back

[knine]

s'what SHE SAID.

[teamrope]

Who shot J.R?

[boatmangc]

Smith and Wesson

[PonyUP]

Just some Dude

[breeze]

george bush knew

[guspech750]

Obama sucks too

[boatmangc]

sucks the big

[Bradley G]

road less traveled

[LeoVampire]

the lonsome highway

[boatmangc]

especially after 2012

[Bradley G]

may surprise you

[69marquis conv]

unless you believe

[knine]

Dooms college-credit burnout :rolleyes:

[Bradley G]

four fowl words

[1stMerc]

from the past.

[guspech750]

Today I flushed

[PonyUP]

And I wiped


Pony seal of Approval

[tbone]

my monkeys ass

[PonyUP]

Just for fun


Pony seal of Approval

[1stMerc]

i did a....

[tbone]

dirty sanchez while

[gdsqdcr]

Racing a buick

[BirchMarauder]

And I lost

[Ms. Denmark]

my sandals when

[guspech750]

Justbob just justified


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[BirchMarauder]

The officer's wife

[Baconbit]

With your Mom...

[guspech750]

While eating bacon


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[Baconbit]

While eating bacon


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Hah! That's great....screamed my name!

[BirchMarauder]

Burned my tongue

[Baconbit]

Took a POOP!:shake:

[Ms. Denmark]

at Chocolate World :eek:

[TAKEDOWN]

With an explosion...