The 4200 lb Vag..

[Richy04]

I came home the other day to find the rear window of my beloved 04 Marauder with the following "feminine" issues:

1. A pink pair of ballet slippers (sticker) on the passenger side of the rear window.

2. A cheer leader bear on the rear shelf.

3. A sandle air freshener hanging from the mirror.

4. A School cheerleader sticker on the drivers side of the rear window with my daughters name on it..

I shouldnt let my wife drive this car, she has "Vagified" or as I call it "she-maled" it. It feels slower now because of this and I only drive it at night when the stickers are harder to see. I am very upset. :depress:

I think I have that not so fresh feeling over this...

Can someone help??? I cant cope.. :bigcry:

[magindat]

Show your support of your daughter by having a bit more manly and car matching stickers made at a sign shop supporting your daughter's endeavors.

This way, you can show you are proud and supportive dad (cool) to others and show her she's has a place on your beloved car.

[usafsniper]

Show your support of your daughter by having a bit more manly and car matching stickers made at a sign shop supporting your daughter's endeavors.

This way, you can show you are proud and supportive dad (cool) to others and show her she's has a place on your beloved car.

The bumper sticker, "My cheerleader can kick you cheerleader's A$$", is very popular in southern GA. :beer:

"Real Cheerleaders wear CAMO" is another one you may want to try. :lol:

[Richy04]

I'm feeling better all ready!!

[hot-rauder]

so sorry this happened. i have a girls tell me my car was too evil... i tell them get out then. lol stickers peel off but i dont think your daughter wouldbeto happy about it, you could just have a pic of her cheerleading haging from the rear view, thats what my dad did... although that would drive me nuts. even my airfresheners are strapped around the visors to keep stuff from hanging in my car. good luck!

[ctrlraven]

Thank god they didn't put any stickers on the actually body of the car (paint).

An easy fix for your problem would be to get your wife a Marauder lol.

[sailsmen]

I have daughters too.

Get a garbage bag and throw all that crap in it. Then put it in your garbage can and tell each one what you did. If it's important to them they will retrieve it.

They won't leave their "stuff" in your car again.

If you don't stake out and defend your territory you will not have any.

Be a man or be what they make of you, the choice is yours.

[ckadiddle]

Nothing may be hung from rearview mirror or placed on rear shelf due to blocking fields of vision of the driver. No stickers on windows for same reason.

Of course, I don't have children, so my opinion is pretty much just idiotic rambling. :)

[hot-rauder]

Nothing may be hung from rearview mirror or placed on rear shelf due to blocking fields of vision of the driver. No stickers on windows for same reason.

Of course, I don't have children, so my opinion is pretty much just idiotic rambling. :)

i belive that is the law in Massachusetts where i reside, however it is enforced about as much as j-walking. i know high school girls that have so much crap hanging from their rearview that it hits them when they corner or take off alittle harder than usual. i hate it and it will never happen in my car. i drove my lady friends mustange for about aweek and had to remove so much crap to even see... its dangerous sometimes

[RoyLPita]

I believe that you can remove the ballet shoes and bear from the rear of the MM and it will get back up to speed once again. :lol:

[DOOM]

Man am i glad i dont have kids. That really sucks. I hope you can get them all off without any damage.:shake:

[CBT]

Man am i glad i dont have kids. That really sucks. I hope you can get them all off without any damage.:shake:

What, the kids?

[CBT]

How 'bout an "I brake for cheerleaders" bumper sticker?

[offroadkarter]

Heres what i'd do

Burn it! :flamer:



I am not allowing any crap on my car, no magnets, no stickers, no nothing. Infact i might remove the rear badge so people dont know its a merc until they go to the front. If they can get to the front


You definately cant live in NJ and have that crap, people will think your a stay at home soccer dad :(

[Leadfoot281]

That's quite a problem ya got there.

I've been trying to get cheerleaders into my car...

[Richy04]

Ha.

All funny replies.. Made my day.. Actually my wife uses it more than I.. I told her to remove the pink stuff or I will remove it. The bear and the other one can stay. I just drive faster so noone can see it.. If you see her around, give her the finger and yell at her for having the sticker on the window.. Richy

[CBT]

Ha.

All funny replies.. Made my day.. Actually my wife uses it more than I.. I told her to remove the pink stuff or I will remove it. The bear and the other one can stay. I just drive faster so noone can see it.. If you see her around, give her the finger and yell at her for having the sticker on the window.. Richy

LOL! If it isn't too painful, maybe you could post pictures of the offending stickers and stuff. We won't be laughing at you, we'll be laughing WITH you.

[Richy04]

I will as soon as I get home.. I am working lots of OT so I spend alot of time in the city. Tnx for laughing along.. Richy

[Bluerauder]

Your wife and daughter should be posting here 'cause that MM no longer belongs to you. :rolleyes: Apparently, you have not made the rules clear. You should do this before the night is over. :D

[3rdcoastmrauder]

That's quite a problem ya got there.

I've been trying to get cheerleaders into my car...

I feel ya on that one. My lead foot usually makes em tuck n roll

:cheer:

[Bradley G]

With your feminine side.
The chics dig it!
The Marauder has enough testosterone to overcome a few sissy stickers.
At least the one I drive, does :P

[LilCop2002]

My little girl wants Tinkerbell stuff everywhere. I handed her bubble wrap while we were going down the road and that's all she mentioned of Tinkerbell. lol