smart hooker

[03blackvegas]

:coolman: Picked up a "Hooker" today, (we had some fun in the Marauder), as I was taking her to where she wanted to be droped off she said, "What kind of car is this?", I responded, " It's a mercury marauder, basically a marquis, but a hotrod sporty one", she said "Oh, Ok, it's a really nice car". So even ladies of the evening can appreciate our cars.

[RR|Suki]

.... this is the wildest post I've seen in a while :eek:

[MACFORD88]

Wtf Was It Female Or Male Dressed Like A Female.:lol:

[cyclopsram]

Do you cover the Leather seats, or just let the stains pile up?

[Bluerauder]

Any specific comments from her on the legroom. :rofl: ... or was she just there for a headroom check?

New Slogan: "The Mercury Marauder ... endorsed by Vegas hookers." Betcha Toyota and Nissan can't lay claim to that.

Talk about Opening New Doors ..... that's a winner for the next TV commercial. ;)

[Raudermaster]

LOL, priceless.

[Local Boy]

You guys are hillarious....

I needed a good laugh...


Thanks...

ALOHA

[OneBADLsE]

Pimps drive Marauders now??? ;)

[ImpalaSlayer]

i beleive i will ponder about this the rest of the day

[CRUZTAKER]

Indeed a first. :beer:

A+++++

[03blackvegas]

Fact of the matter was, no stains, she was a blond, about 22, soft spoken, the smoothest leggs possible, and named "Star". First date, so not much happened, looking foward to next one.

[MACFORD88]

Awsome No Stains KEEP IT CLEAN :lol:

[Brother Mike]

Next Time- PICTURES!

or even better-video

hope it was NOT a sub 10 sec run!!!!!!!!!!!

[Master]

So, what's so special about a blown marauder?
PS
Hope you had your "slicks" on in the rear...

[cyclopsram]

I am confused... How can you have a date with a Hooker and have nothing happen? Has the world changed that much since I had my 10 minute encounters often in the 1960s? My 0-60 time was usually pretty quick and often, now it is quick and "weakly"...I show my Medicare card for a discount

[Blackened300a]

Fact of the matter was, no stains, she was a blond, about 22, soft spoken, the smoothest leggs possible, and named "Star". First date, so not much happened, looking foward to next one.


Not much happening on the First date????? Im assuming that she's either a stripper that you took home with the hopes of seeing her again or she's a escort that you have to make 3 easy date payments before recieving the goods? I
ts Vegas Im sure you can even put hookers on lay away.

:lol:

[MarauderTJA]

Pimps drive Marauders now??? ;)

No, just customers who conduict business in class:lol:.

[OneBADLsE]

No, just customers who conduict business in class:lol:.


:stupid::lol:

[LilCop2002]

Wow! Needless to say, my troops looked at me when I read this. I couldn't help but to bust out laughing.

[rauder775]

Got nothin' to top this thread...

[ParkRanger]

:coolman: Picked up a "Hooker" today, (we had some fun in the Marauder), as I was taking her to where she wanted to be droped off she said, "What kind of car is this?", I responded, " It's a mercury marauder, basically a marquis, but a hotrod sporty one", she said "Oh, Ok, it's a really nice car". So even ladies of the evening can appreciate our cars.

Reminds me of the scene in Arthur when Dudley Moore has to pick one of the two hookers. He selects one and gives the other $100 "for coming in second."

PR :burnout:

[CBT]

You had a "date" with a "hooker" named "Star" and nothing happened? Just how freakin ugly are you?

[Motorhead350]

You had a "date" with a "hooker" named "Star" and nothing happened? Just how freakin ugly are you?

Wow :eek: :lol:

[Krytin]

You had a "date" with a "hooker" named "Star" and nothing happened? Just how freakin ugly are you?
Now THAT'S funny!

[Bluerauder]

Not much happening on the First date?????
:lol:

Maybe this was just a "Dry Run" so to speak ..... ;)

[Joe Walsh]

Any specific comments from her on the legroom. :rofl: ... or was she just there for a headroom check?



Marauders have tilt steering wheels.......for more headroom!....:D.....;)

[TrainedMonkey]

:eek:......................... ..........................
.............................. ......I got nothing.

[1of327]

Any specific comments from her on the legroom. :rofl: ... or was she just there for a headroom check?

New Slogan: "The Mercury Marauder ... endorsed by Vegas hookers." Betcha Toyota and Nissan can't lay claim to that.

Talk about Opening New Doors ..... that's a winner for the next TV commercial. ;)

Definately a first, and Charlie, as always you make a valid point of the untapped Marketing Resource there is in " Women Of Ill Repute" .

I can't believe he posted that!:cool4:
I'm still cool with it though.....gettin your swirve on..:pimp:

[Joe Walsh]

:coolman: Picked up a "Hooker" today, (we had some fun in the Marauder), as I was taking her to where she wanted to be droped off she said, "What kind of car is this?", I responded, " It's a mercury marauder, basically a marquis, but a hotrod sporty one", she said "Oh, Ok, it's a really nice car". So even ladies of the evening can appreciate our cars.


Was she more impressed by your hotrod sporty one or the one sporting a hot.....errrr....ummm......... ...nevermind!

[Motorhead350]

Marauders have tilt steering wheels.......for more headroom!....:D.....;)

I haven't laughed that hard in about a day. :D

[Bigdogjim]

Surprised she did not think you were an "undercover" cop...:rofl:

[MarauderSM]

I can believe I missed this thread.

[Bigdogjim]

Was she wearing a "wire" :rofl:

[LordVader]

This is one time what happenend in Vegas didn't stay there!! Looks like you broke the code...

[03blackvegas]

In responce to her thinking I might be a cop, the first thing she said when she sat down was, "can I touch you?", I replied, "can you touch me?, yea sure", she than ran her hand down the front and back of my pants to check for a wire. There was some other things she did to make sure she was going to be safe. I can't blame her.

[ctrlraven]

I don't even know what to say to this :lol:.

[CBT]

In responce to her thinking I might be a cop, the first thing she said when she sat down was, "can I touch you?", I replied, "can you touch me?, yea sure", she than ran her hand down the front and back of my pants to check for a wire. There was some other things she did to make sure she was going to be safe. I can't blame her.

She checked your package and you STILL didn't manage to score? You make me :puke:

[Blackmobile]

:popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:

[1of327]

In responce to her thinking I might be a cop, the first thing she said when she sat down was, "can I touch you?", I replied, "can you touch me?, yea sure", she than ran her hand down the front and back of my pants to check for a wire. There was some other things she did to make sure she was going to be safe. I can't blame her.


I need to start hanging out with you....the only time I get felt up is on pay day, when my wife wants my pay check.

[CBT]

I need to start hanging out with you....the only time I get felt up is on pay day, when my wife wants my pay check.

:lol: I had that same problem.

[n00bkiller944]

Haha, this thread is classic!

[Bigdogjim]

:coolman: Picked up a "Hooker" today, (we had some fun in the Marauder), as I was taking her to where she wanted to be droped off she said, "What kind of car is this?", I responded, " It's a mercury marauder, basically a marquis, but a hotrod sporty one", she said "Oh, Ok, it's a really nice car". So even ladies of the evening can appreciate our cars.


Ever think of using a "976" number?:rolleyes:

[Bobmiddle]

Thank god you have a black Marauder. We cant be mistaken driving around town. :lol:I have never gone the hooker route but I can tell you about 3 or 4 places in town where you could find one. I hope she was HOT I have seen some girls on the street that look like they fell out of the ugly tree. :eek:With all of the options out here where you can pay for :censor: you might want to think about calling an escorts or going to Pahrump.



PS. I worked for a Rental Car Co. at the LV airport and they had 2 customers that were killed and robbed by hookers with in the last year. So be safe out there

[PhastPhil]

We all know that Marauders can handle the "curves !"