Any funny questions, statements, answers or stories???

[TiTo35]

Every since I got my Marauder I have been asked a few funny questions...1) Is that a souped Crown Vic:confused: 2) What kind of car is this and who makes it:confused: 3) Oh, so you think you the police:confused: Just to name a few... Have you all been asked any funny questions or have any funny stories or just gotten any funny comments?

Id love to hear them!:D

[Bluerauder]

Every since I got my Marauder I have been asked a few funny questions...1) Is that a souped Crown Vic:confused: 2) What kind of car is this and who makes it:confused: 3) Oh, so you think you the police:confused: Just to name a few... Have you all been asked any funny questions or have any funny stories or just gotten any funny comments?

Id love to hear them!:D
Where did you buy those wheels?

Those exhaust tips aren't standard?

It's just a Grand Marquis, right?

[CRUZTAKER]

Where did you buy those wheels?




So tired of that one...:shake:

[TiTo35]

Where did you buy those wheels?

Those exhaust tips aren't standard?

It's just a Grand Marquis, right?





LoL did you answer them??? :lol:

[ImpalaSlayer]

where did you get those wheels?

is that an 07?

is that thing fast?

[MM2004]

That's one of those badass cop cars isn't it?

:D

Mike.

[knine]

"I'm just trying to figure out why that car looks so kick-a@@"
"It's a crown vic because they didn't make Marauders in BLUE "
"DTR is the best color even though I"m too young to drive"

[offroadkarter]

That's one of those badass cop cars isn't it?

:D

Mike.


I got that from 3 different people at the same time in the same place.

[offroadkarter]

Oh yes, cant forget

Will you be parked in the gulf station selling cocaine out the trunk?

[TiTo35]

Oh yes, cant forget

Will you be parked in the gulf station selling cocaine out the trunk?

Good One...:coolman:

[ImpalaSlayer]

"DTR is the best color even though I"m too young to drive"

lmao off was it ORK? :rofl:

[knine]

lmao off was it ORK? :rofl:
Yup :baby:

[fastblackmerc]

"Is that a fireman's car?"

Really......

They were looking at the god's head emblem...... had to give them a lesson in Greek mythology....

[Jeremy]

I haven't got asked if it was a GM yet, but my right foot has schooled a few people that probably thought it was :burnout:

I was at a gas station waiting in line one time and caught a conversation between two guys in line behind me..

"What's the deal with the rims on that crown vic outside?"
"Man, that's a Marauder, those are the stock rims"

I was surprised by that, most people I've seen around here have no idea what a MM is

[MM2004]

Visiting a SVT Dealership, and drooling over the Saleen and Roush 'Stangs, a salesman was all over me within seconds.

Small talk. Then the question was asked if I ever owned a perfomance car?

I replied I own a MM.

The salesman said "There are 2 reasons why the MM didn't sell...

1.) Price (No argument here)
2.) They only came in Black (Argument begins) :argue:

After giving the colors and build stats, the salesman still would not believe.

Finally, I got him to walk to the parking lot with me. The look on this guys face was priceless... :D

You've been school'd!

:burnout:

Mike.

[offroadkarter]

wow, the whole worlds against me


If anyone needs me ill be over on MCM

[ImpalaSlayer]

come on bud just pokin fun! youll get to drive it soon enough

[knine]

Actually, it's jealousy. I wish I was 15 again. Come on, Give us a good pic in your car, get a big catalog to sit on so we can see you over the steering wheel and post it.

[offroadkarter]

First off, im 6ft 2 i dont need a big catalog

secondly, everytime i enter chat and hearing the same crap from the same people at the same time on the same day isnt really comforting.

[knine]

O.K., a small catalog. We're building thick skin for you, you'll thank us later. P.S., hang on to the big catalog, you'll need it in 80 years or so when you can't see over the steering wheel cause you shrank. ;)

[ImpalaSlayer]

Ryan all im sayin I dont mean any harm in what I am saying. others may but i dont

[knine]

Ditto or is it Ditto ?
This thread has become a self-fulfilling phrophocy. The content now matches the title.

[KillJoy]

"How the hell did your crown vic whoop my vette???"

:dunno:

:D

KillJoy

[KillJoy]

wow, the whole worlds against me


If anyone needs me ill be over on MCM


First off, im 6ft 2 i dont need a big catalog

secondly, everytime i enter chat and hearing the same crap from the same people at the same time on the same day isnt really comforting.

:up:

Grow Up, or learn to take it like a MAN.

BTW - If you think things are hard HERE, disagree w/ Todd ;)

:beatnik:

KillJoy

[Bluerauder]

Actually, it's jealousy. I wish I was 15 again.

Not me. :P Maybe 21, or 25, or even 30. But not 15. ;)

[knine]

Nope. 15. Definitly 15. That's when I started making decisions that led me to where I am now. Definitly 15.

[magindat]

"Oh, that's one of those cop cars..."
"What's that symbol" (referring to GH)
"You have a belt loose/slipping" :whistle:
"Who painted that for you?"
'Who did your stereo?"

[ckadiddle]

"Man, Dat Chit Is TIGHT!"
"Now, tell me again what is it about your Marauder that is different from my Grand Marquis?"

[arejayesss]

Just yesterday,
Washing the MM
Man on bicycle "Do you live over on Ealge drive?"
Me "No"
Man on bicycle "The fella there has almost the same modifications done to his car, too"
Me "actually, appearance wise, thats how it rolled of the assembly line"
Man on bicycle was edumacated

[Merc220A]

" Hey thats the supercharged Grand Marquis...its got like 500 hp" I overheard that as i was walking to my car.

" Nice Police Car"

" Thats got like the 5.4 Liter V-8 right?"

[HAZZARDJOHN]

I know I just am gutter trash impala driver ;), but I thought this one was hilarious.

I was at a car show with the Impala, and some guy was giving it the once over while I was standing there. I don’t think he realized it was my car cause he started to tell his buddy how “it was a Clone” “This guy took a Caprice and cut out the wheel wells, See that molding that isn’t factory” “it has a column shifter, all impala’s had floor shifters” “This isn’t the right color, it should be black” after I broke my silence in laughter I had to give him the Cliff notes versions of impala’s, I showed him the WX3 code in the trunk and he walked away telling his friend that I didn’t know what I was talking about. I couldn’t stop laughing for at least ten minutes. <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
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[TiTo35]

I know I just am gutter trash impala driver ;), but I thought this one was hilarious.

I was at a car show with the Impala, and some guy was giving it the once over while I was standing there. I don’t think he realized it was my car cause he started to tell his buddy how “it was a Clone” “This guy took a Caprice and cut out the wheel wells, See that molding that isn’t factory” “it has a column shifter, all impala’s had floor shifters” “This isn’t the right color, it should be black” after I broke my silence in laughter I had to give him the Cliff notes versions of impala’s, I showed him the WX3 code in the trunk and he walked away telling his friend that I didn’t know what I was talking about. I couldn’t stop laughing for at least ten minutes. ffice:office" /><o:p></o:p>
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Was it your Impala that was said to be in for surgery?

[HAZZARDJOHN]

Was it your Impala that was said to be in for surgery?

Yep this was back before the rod Knock mod was done! :eek:

~HJ

[ta3mo3]

till now my father don't belive that car is STOCK

coz i'm only the one own MM in my city

[Bradley G]

One of my favorites;
Looking at the Beautiful polished Trilogy, "They came from the factory that way!"
Me; "Boy!, I wish I'd known that earlier, I could have $aved a boat load. "

[Bluerauder]

"So what's so special about this car?" :rolleyes:

[ImpalaSlayer]

i also get

"its the same as a gm or cv with big wheels right?"

NO! :banghead:

[ImpalaSlayer]

or this one

"hey i see you took your hubcars off for the winter"

:mad:

[Bluerauder]

How about ...

"That's a new one right?"

Nope, its 5 years old. I just try to keep it clean. :rofl:

[TCBO1]

One of my favorites;
Looking at the Beautiful polished Trilogy, "They came from the factory that way!"
Me; "Boy!, I wish I'd known that earlier, I could have $aved a boat load. "


:rofl: That is soo funny! Reminds me of Bill Engvall ... "Here's your sign"


Natlaie

[SATX]

Where I work, I'm known to have a few cars. Today a guy from another department sees my wife drive away in our black '02 MPV with "17 aftermarket rims. As I'm getting in the MM, he asks, "Do all your cars have rims?"

"No, these are factory. But to aswer your question, yes, all the other's have custom rims."

Then tonight, the family and I are leaving a local burger joint and a guy in his mid 20's walks by and says, "That a Marauder?"

Those are the first two comments I've had from people that I didn't know.

[ImpalaSlayer]

got this one today

dude (looking at the steelies) tryig to look like a cop?

me: nope just a taxi

[PSG]

" are you a diamond merchant ? " got that from my wifes 80 year old aunt

[jstbrnt]

I pulled into a ford dealership and they said " We don't work on buicks here".:stupid:

[TiTo35]

I pulled into a ford dealership and they said " We don't work on buicks here".:stupid:


Now thats comedy!

[pantheroc]

Hope I don't end up at that dealer.


I pulled into a ford dealership and they said " We don't work on buicks here".:stupid:

[Bigdough]

When I walked up to the car to buy it, my girlfriend asked me "why the hell do you want this grandpa car?" Then the salesman turned it on and she shut up.

I over heard some guy talkin on his cell phone about my car at a gas station as I was filling up

"Some kid (Im 25) is here with a Crown Vic, looks like he blacked out everything and put some dubs on it. I can see tail pipes, probably just the tips, haha"

I finished gasing up and started the car, gave the guy a lil thunder as I drove off. The look on his face was awesome.

I also get the "do you never drive this car?" question at car shows. They freak out when I tell em its my daily driver.

I had some kid in a Charger pull up next to me at a stoplight. He looked at me like was some kind of hardass so I gave him a lil exhaust music. He turned, HAHAHA.

I LOVE THIS CAR.

[Tom Doan]

Pimp coming out of the hotel at Marauderville V looks at me getting out of the car to check in and sez into his cell phone "MutherF'n cops are all over this place I can't do no bidness"

[Architect]

"Man...do you know how rare that car is?

Architect

[swc69]

I was traveling down the expressway and the cops were closing it down because of an accident ahead. I just happened to be the front car in line as the cop slowed down all the traffic to a dead stop, and parked sideways in the road.

It was winter, so I had steelies on, and had a CB antenna on the trunk.

The cop got out of his car, walked up to me and asked "who do you work for?"

[my_rodder]

I pulled a guy over this weekend:confused:. I came up on him really fast must have thought I was a cop.:lol: I would like to know what he was thinking when I flew by him on the side of the road!

[Bluerauder]

I pulled a guy over this weekend:confused:. I came up on him really fast must have thought I was a cop.:lol: I would like to know what he was thinking when I flew by him on the side of the road!
This has happened many times to me. Generally, the typical "victim" is one of those oblivious left lane blockers that checks the rear view mirror about once every 5 miles or so. When they finally snap out of their driving coma and look in the mirror and see the big sedan filling their vision, the turn signal comes on and they quickly move over. Around here .... that is known as the Crown Vic Effect (CVE).

A secondary effect that I have noticed is for a driver to reach up and put his (or her) seatbelt on when I come up behind them at a traffic signal or stop sign. :rofl: I still can't believe the number of folks still not using the belts .... its been like 40 years now, right? :rolleyes:

[Cordoba1]

.... must have thought I was a cop.

This happend to me all the time when I used to drive a 1984 Dodge Diplomat in white. (It probably didn't help that the car also had a spotlight on the A-Piller)

[dohc324ci]

Nice, thats one of those police intercepter huh? followed by is it fast?
Whats that head on the rims?
Souped up crown vic?
Whats is that?
Are you a cop?

[DOOM]

I actually had some dumass ask me how i got REDSKINS logos on my center caps :shake: :stupid: :loco:

[Bluerauder]

I actually had some dumass ask me how i got REDSKINS logos on my center caps :shake: :stupid: :loco:
Man I thought it was the Vikings. :rofl:

[hot-rauder]

This has happened many times to me. Generally, the typical "victim" is one of those oblivious left lane blockers that checks the rear view mirror about once every 5 miles or so. When they finally snap out of their driving coma and look in the mirror and see the big sedan filling their vision, the turn signal comes on and they quickly move over. Around here .... that is known as the Crown Vic Effect (CVE).

A secondary effect that I have noticed is for a driver to reach up and put his (or her) seatbelt on when I come up behind them at a traffic signal or stop sign. :rofl: I still can't believe the number of folks still not using the belts .... its been like 40 years now, right? :rolleyes:


while traveling to a car show that was about an hour away, my friend in a black 99 Z28, decides he wants to lead the pack of us..... a black Z28, a black Ford Thunderbolt with silver stripes, and ME!!! who is all blacked an 5%window tint. i have the Police Interceptor badge on her too....

we hop on the highway, all pull into the fast lane and put the hammer down. 2 minutes later we are back to 60mph. i call my friend and said, "hey let me up, i wanna lead. i wanna show you something that my car does."

he took about a minute to let me pass, but as soon as i got up front the whole left lane opened up. the whole right lane slowed down. counted 22 cars moved for me. we call it the "moses effect" around here. its like parting the red sea, everyone moves lmao.... i dont use them but my police strobes in my car also help:cool:

i get these ones alot:
"More people should do out their cop cars"
"it basically a GM with nice rims?"
(after telling them what the car has under the hood)
"damn that must cost a *****load to put that motor in it!!"
"didnt they all come supercharged?"
"wheres your supercharger?":(

and my favorite...when i first bought it, my good friend kristen came to see the car.i had just sold my 94 CV for the MM and told her it was a dream car. told her it looked sinister and that it would dust her Mustang GT anyday, hehehe

ME-"so?? you like??"

HER- " its another ****g boat! i thought you were done being a sailor!!"

ME- " ya but this ones fast and mean! look at the exhaust and spoiler and
rims!"

HER-" you call that a spoiler! ha! its ugly, i dont like it, i thought you bought a nice car for once!"

ME- "just sit in it and come for a ride"

after starting the car and watching her face drop, i explained what the car had.... she is a cobra nut:banana:

HER- "this thing does not have a cobra motor"

hit the gas WOT getting on the highway

ME-" how do you like it hunny?"

HER- " its pretty unforgiving. i love it, its ugly but nice. lets go race!"

hahaha we always take my car now lol

[Billzstangin66]

hot-rauder-

I know exactly what you mean, I get the same reaction from my friends, family, and girl friend! "why do you want this 'old person's car?'"

I've explained myself many times, but won't get through to anyone until I get one of my own ;)

[hot-rauder]

hot-rauder-

I know exactly what you mean, I get the same reaction from my friends, family, and girl friend! "why do you want this 'old person's car?'"

I've explained myself many times, but won't get through to anyone until I get one of my own ;)


my mother finally drove mine 2 days ago. until then she had just said, "well it just another big car, i dont see anything special"

btw there are2 black MM in my family. she didnt understand it.

she said she loved it when she drove it. lots of power and comfort to go along with it :D

[TiTo35]

my mother finally drove mine 2 days ago. until then she had just said, "well it just another big car, i dont see anything special"

btw there are2 black MM in my family. she didnt understand it.

she said she loved it when she drove it. lots of power and comfort to go along with it :D

Funny you say that b/c one day my moms drove my car...when I got she asked why you want this big ass car? I told her to drive it somewhere one day...she came back like this...:D I was like...yea big ass car huh?

[imorb1994]

" Those rims come with a supercharger package on the police models right?"
ford parts guy"what the hell is a marauder" This on the first day of Actually
possessing my 04 MM. all good though Got 2 free programmed keys cause he felt like an a##, and its one of those good relationships i see everybody talking about.