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Aren Jay
05-22-2008, 10:30 AM
There is a Shania Twain song, can't recall it's name right now, that everytime I hear I think i'm having a transmission failure.

This goes back to my Mustang that at one time the local garage guys put summer weight grease on the transmission cable. Now this was fine all summer long but then winter came and it was hard to shift into drive (automatic). So I knew this was a problem and while we were having a very cold blast, -50 or more plus windchill. It was COLD! So I had to drive to the city, living out in a small town, and I hopped in the car, warmed it up, trying to heat the trans cable and pulled the selector into drive, it was very difficult to do. I then proceded to drive to the city to my college about 40 minutes away. Cars were in the ditch, dead. It was very very cold. Anyway I arrived at college and a thought came to me just as I was about to pull into the parking space. I would have to back out so I though I would see how the transmission was, I might have given a thought to backing in, can't remember completely why I checked. It was 20 years ago. Anyway I found I couldn't budge the selector. Now I knew I wouldn't be able to start it again, no clutch and no way to get it into neutral or park. So I looked around, and decided I didn't want to be stuck at college here. It was a friday and the place is closed over the weekend, didn't want to get kickced out at the end of the day. ...

So I drove back home. The thrid light I came up to I pulled up behind a sedan, and as the light turns green he doesn't move. He hops out, opens his hood and then walks away. I barely squeeze by him and then carry on to the next light, 2 further down the road and little datsun, not nissan, a datsun coupe, green or dark grey, I decided not to pull up close behind him and again the same thing happens. He also walks away. Now I'm worried as I have to drive back out of town to get home and my car isn't working properly. This time I drive around fine but i'm concerned.

Anyway the rest of the drive was uneventful and I made it home. I had a heavy (40 pound) really heavy bag of books and such and didn't want to leave it in the car. I though i might be able to toss it on my lawn, but didn't think I would be able to heave it far enough. I tried to get out but the car just started rolling away. It was in gear after all and I couldn't back up, so I just turned it off without taking it to the garage, besides I might have been dressed for the weather but it was still freaking cold!

Anyway we had it towed to the other garage in town and they had a look at the transmission. Found the summer weight grease, also found that I pulled the gear selector so hard that I bent the internals and it literally wouldn't go into first from the selector anymore.

However it did make a neat vibration hum ever after, only went away if you pushed, lightly, on the gear selector forwards. A little push and hold and it would stop for a little while.

Anyway this particular song by Shania Twain, has a hum that is exactly like the hum my transmission in my Mustang would make. I always catch myself pushing my Marauder selector forward then realize it is just part of the song.

I then skip that song and play a different one.

Black Dynamite
05-22-2008, 10:52 AM
I think your real problem is that your listening to Shania Twain.

Shes hot though...

Stranger in the Black Sedan
05-22-2008, 11:11 AM
I have never heard of summer or winter weight greases -- googling didn't turn up anything. Sounds like someone fed you a line of ....

But yeah, why are you listening to Shania?

Paul
05-22-2008, 08:47 PM
Like the man said... she's HOT!

larryo340
05-22-2008, 09:09 PM
^^^^^ ditto
Very hot as a "Rock Chick" :)
http://www.simplenomics.com/wp-images/shaniatwaininrollingstone.jpg

2003godshead
05-23-2008, 07:43 PM
And now available! :)

BAD MERC
05-24-2008, 02:41 AM
She is a tasty tart - I do believe that she is one of very few females on this planet that I would actually chew through denim to get to.

mercury_1988
05-30-2008, 12:48 PM
I think she's hot especially in " Man I feel like a woman " video clip :bows:.

Egon Spengler
05-30-2008, 02:00 PM
Has Anyone Ever Met This Guy!?!?! Is He As Fried As I Think He Is!?!?!?!

Blk Mamba
05-30-2008, 03:45 PM
I think it's a good show, but I don't know, I've met some that are that fried. Very Strange.


But she is HOT!!

RUSTY
05-30-2008, 07:23 PM
She is a tasty tart - I do believe that she is one of very few females on this planet that I would actually chew through denim to get to.


YES!!!!!!!

Hacklemerc
05-30-2008, 09:17 PM
Looking at Shania Twain and listening to her are two different things. I can look at her forever (greedily rubs hands together like a pervert), but I can only tolerate her music for about 3 seconds.

justbob
05-30-2008, 11:07 PM
Shania twain?? You should change that bad habbit and start listening to Madonna, the rasberries, cindi lauper, Alanis Morisette, or gwen steffani. Now they know how to rock!!!!!!!! LOL.

RedMerc04
05-31-2008, 06:55 PM
Shania Twain has recently gotten divorced. We all have a chance now!

Motorhead350
06-02-2008, 01:09 AM
Ben E. King sang it best in 1961 "Don't Play That Song."

mpearce
06-02-2008, 04:32 PM
I thought this was going to be a "songs I hate" thread.

I hate Sweet Caroline...with a passion. :puke:

There, I feel much better.

-Mat

Bluerauder
06-02-2008, 04:58 PM
I thought this was going to be a "songs I hate" thread.

I hate Sweet Caroline...with a passion. :puke:

There, I feel much better.

-Mat
Yes, that's a good idea ...... ;)

I hate "Bennie and the Jets" and have been unable to listen to it for the past 35 years.

But I don't feel better now. :P

Haggis
06-03-2008, 05:43 AM
I hate anything by; Hootie and the Blowfish, Phish and Madonna to name a few. The list is endless!!

mpearce
06-03-2008, 12:19 PM
I hate anything by; Hootie and the Blowfish

I definitely have to agree with you Gordon. They blow...really bad. No pun intended.

:D

-Mat

p.s. sweet caroline is still the worst song ever

Pops
06-03-2008, 12:23 PM
Where is Motorhead 350 when you need him! He would have a lot of opinion on this thread.

Aren Jay
06-29-2008, 09:25 PM
Now if you marry an actress or singer etc... like Shania would you call her by her stage name or her real name?

Would Shania Twain get mad if you called her Shania?

Would you, if you had or have a stage name want to be called your real name or the stage name.

Take Motorhead350 Dom, if he was called on stage Kringer, would he want to be called Kringer when at a Marauderville or would he want Dom? What about MM.net names. Yes yes call me Dia and I will likely ignore you, but say Diabolical1 CC, i would respond but that would get problematic soon. Particularly around religious folk.

what do you think, is it Shania or Eilleen?

MinnesotaMuscle
06-29-2008, 10:06 PM
Now if you marry an actress or singer etc... like Shania would you call her by her stage name or her real name?

Would Shania Twain get mad if you called her Shania?


what do you think, is it Shania or Eilleen?

WAIT....Your saying thats not her real name? WHY GOD WHYYYYYYYYY

Aren Jay
07-10-2008, 11:59 PM
Shania was invented by some Nashville type who didn't think Eilleen was country enough.

Not that I mind.

Her middle name ryhmes with a female body part, and it is not Mulva.

Aren Jay
08-05-2008, 02:08 PM
I like a couple Britney Spears song too. Havn't bought an album yet though. opps I mean CD.

I did it again.

Always get those confused nowadays.

Drewstang
08-05-2008, 02:47 PM
WTF is going on here today?

Stranger in the Black Sedan
08-06-2008, 01:49 PM
Her middle name ryhmes with a female body part, and it is not Mulva.

I don't think you are pronouncing Regina correctly if you think that rhymes with......

SILVERSURFER03
08-06-2008, 01:53 PM
Shania is about tobe single hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

Egon Spengler
08-06-2008, 02:11 PM
Delores!!!!!

Aren Jay
08-07-2008, 08:06 PM
Delores!!!!!


no.........