studio460
08-24-2003, 12:22 AM
Driving north on the 405 doing about 80 MPH, I see a silver Mercedes trailing my every move. I change lanes to pass slower traffic--she changes into the same lane right behind me. I weave to keep my cruise control on program, she weaves in right behind me. I pull into the HOV lane, and she pulls into the number one lane right next to me, bumper-to-bumper . . .
My girlfriend tells me, "That woman is trying to tell you something . . ." I look over and I see her for a brief moment, smiling." "What do you think she wants?" I ask my girlfriend. "I dunno," she replies. She adds, "She's motioning with her hands . . . I dunno . . ."
Well I look over again at the Mercedes . . . She's attractive. She's blonde. She's thirtysomething. She looks . . . "well-kept." And she's STILL pacing me! I wonder, "What does she want?"
Finally, I nudge the accelerator, and move the speedo from 80 MPH to 95 MPH for a few hundred yards . . . I decelerate back to 80 MPH . . . she catches up, paces me for a moment, then speeds past . . . I see the "E55 AMG" logo on the back of her silver Benz. She's a gearhead, too, I think to myself!!! She was ogling the car!!!
My girlfriend tells me, "That woman is trying to tell you something . . ." I look over and I see her for a brief moment, smiling." "What do you think she wants?" I ask my girlfriend. "I dunno," she replies. She adds, "She's motioning with her hands . . . I dunno . . ."
Well I look over again at the Mercedes . . . She's attractive. She's blonde. She's thirtysomething. She looks . . . "well-kept." And she's STILL pacing me! I wonder, "What does she want?"
Finally, I nudge the accelerator, and move the speedo from 80 MPH to 95 MPH for a few hundred yards . . . I decelerate back to 80 MPH . . . she catches up, paces me for a moment, then speeds past . . . I see the "E55 AMG" logo on the back of her silver Benz. She's a gearhead, too, I think to myself!!! She was ogling the car!!!