This tops it all and I am posting it

[Motorhead350]

I went to get the Marauder washed tonight at the same hand car wash I have been going to since I could drive legally. The manager comes out says hi and we b.s. like always. A guy came up to me and said hey did you get a bigger blower? I was like no... babababa. I show him the car and he's impressed and usually Asian people hate American cars, at least in China Town. He said he wanted to go for a ride sometime, I offered him one now, but he said no and he had to go. I told him I would rev it so he could hear it when I leave, he was cool with that.

I take the car out make a right hand turn and look at the next street and no one is there like I thought they would be. I give it half throttle and because the tires are still wet the car is sliding, but going about 8mph (NO TRAFFIC WAS AROUND OK?) The car slides/burns out and soon as I'm done with that a blue unmarked car comes from that street and right behind me. He puts on his lights and attemps to pull me over. I slow down than realize there is no where to stop so I speed back up. Now the guy is using the police horn. I pull into a parking space and the unmarked pulls next to me. I put the window down and it was the Asian guy and the car wash manager and they are laughing up a storm! "We got you this time!!!" I was like I'll get you back, but I don't know how to top this!

Also today Uncle Lar and I were cruising Chicago and a Toyota Rav 4 full of beautiful Mexican women pulled next to us and the passenger said we were both sexy. I should have got the number from the girl who said it, but the light turned green and they were off! I hate a teese!!!! Maybe it wasn't and I was slow as a SHO. :mad2: :D

[TAKEDOWN]

Cruisin down Fullerton... Dom?

[UncleLar]

Nope,we were on Logan stopped at Western,in my Tootsie Roll no less.Now of course I'm used to that kinda thing happening to me,but Dom got a rush from it,'specially when the babe that was the passenger made a very provocative tongue gesture. Never a dull moment when Dom's around.

[oldekid]

So, the guy that claims to have enjoyed eating a mosquito, can't keep up with a car load of Mexican beauties in a Toyota, even after they have referred to him as "sexy".

It's time to turn in your Marauder, or your testosterone Dom.

:banana:

[TAKEDOWN]

Maybe the West Nile Virus is finally settling in!

[Blackened300a]

Also today Uncle Lar and I were cruising Chicago and a Toyota Rav 4 full of beautiful Mexican women pulled next to us and the passenger said we were both sexy.

:rolleyes::rolleyes:

So when you sending this into penthouse forum? :D

[ctrlraven]

That was actually a funny post from you Dom lol.

[UncleLar]

It wasn't Dom's fault,the babes were in the left turn only lane,I was driving and in the lane to the right of them,they got the green left turn arrow and we still had a red light. We were in my P71 not his MM.Not that their suv was fast enough to outrun it but I had to make a quick choice,get to the bank before they closed and deposit a check before I got hit with a bunch of overdrawn charges or chase the chicks,the chicks were hot but they lost out.
Besides,if them two,or maybe even one of them,would've both got a hold of Dom by himself he'd wouldn't have been able to walk or talk for a week and think how boring it'd be without his stories of his latest misadventures,lol.

[oldekid]

I hate a teese!!!! Maybe it wasn't and I was slow as a SHO. :mad2: :DSorry, but this comment by Dom, made me think he was driving. when in fact, he was actually making reference to his inability to speak to the Mexican hotties, which is probably even worse than my assumption that he couldn't catch them.

So, I apologize . . . . sort of. :D

[Bluerauder]

Also today Uncle Lar and I were cruising Chicago and a Toyota Rav 4 full of beautiful Mexican women pulled next to us and the passenger said we were both sexy. I should have got the number from the girl who said it, but the light turned green and they were off! I hate a teese!!!! Maybe it wasn't and I was slow as a SHO. :mad2: :D
Ha, Ha. This ^^^^ is exactly how I met my wife some 37 years ago. But she wasn't Mexican and was in a '68 Pontiac LeMans convertible with 3 other girls instead of a Rav4.

And she didn't say I was sexy either ... instead she pointed to me and laughed and asked "Do you always wear your hair that short?" :o I had just come back from Army Basic Training and was sporting the typical recruit buzz cut. Not to be deterred, I chase her down that night and many more. We've been married now for 33 years last Saturday. :D Sometimes ya just gotta be persistent.

[hot-rauder]

very nice Dom...

oh and the ladies were lying :lol:

[Motorhead350]

very nice Dom...

oh and the ladies were lying :lol:

Maybe about me, I always thought I was just cute, my mom has always said that. ;) I wish I wish I got a number, I am so sick of white girls... no offence to anyone.

I have only had one weekend in my life where I couldn't walk too well after a weekend with a lady, I need another one of those. :D

[hot-rauder]

Maybe about me, I always thought I was just cute, my mom has always said that. ;) I wish I wish I got a number, I am so sick of white girls... no offence to anyone.

I have only had one weekend in my life where I couldn't walk too well after a weekend with a lady, I need another one of those. :D


oh god Dom, im only guessing that she made you the lady? lmao :censor:

you left yourself open for it:lol:

[Haggis]

...I have only had one weekend in my life where I couldn't walk too well after a weekend with a lady, I need another one of those. :D

Was that after a certain female(?) taxi-driver you told me about? ;)

[Motorhead350]

Was that after a certain female(?) taxi-driver you told me about? ;)

Gordon you ruined my weekend..... ahhhhh. *shivers.

:D