Foot in Mouth......

[sd8683]

So I go to the car wash the other day, I know the owner of the car wash and it just so happens that he owns a DTR MM, he is not a member of the site though (no computer). So anyway I'm down on one knee applying tire shine to the tire's and some guy comes up to me and hand's me a coupon for an oil change, he says man that's a nice car!! I say thanks and he asks me about the cobra fender badges and blah blah blah. So then he point's over to the DTR and says it'll probably KILL that Marauder over there huh, then I looked at the guy like I had a butterfly on my nose and calmy stated, you DO know this is a Marauder right? He said oh really!! He said I like the Black better:lol:

[justbob]

I'm sorry but i will require video for proof of this conversation.

[Egon Spengler]

I want to see when the butterfly landed on his nose! I bet that was pretty funny!!!

ohhh... what?... figure of speech?... nevermind then... no vid needed

I'm sorry but i will require video for proof of this conversation.

[CBT]

I'm pretty sure I told this one a couple years ago but I saw a Silver Bi-ertch for sale on a used car lot. It was on the end of the row closest to the front doors of this place, I parked right next to it and got out to scope out the price. A salesman walked out, walked up to and around the back of mine, and proceeded to start trying to sell me the silver one.
I politely interrupted him and told him I already know how great of a car the Marauder is cause I have one. He said you do? I said yeah, and slapped my trunk. He looked at me funny, looked at my car, stepped back, looked at the silver one, looked at mine again and said Oh ****, they make blue ones? He laughed and offered to let me test drive it anyway but I said naw, just wondering what you were asking.

[TiTo35]

Umm...Word on the streets is that BLACK Marauders are the faster ones....

[offroadkarter]

Umm...Word on the streets is that BLACK Marauders are the faster ones....

The hell street are you on? :P

[TiTo35]

The hell street are you on? :P

ALL of them!!! :drive:

[offroadkarter]

ALL of them!!! :drive:

Are you indicating that black mm's lack control :rolleyes: :D

[sd8683]

I'm sorry but i will require video for proof of this conversation.

Lol, I consider myself to have a pretty vivid imagination, but I could NEVER make up a gem like that!

[TiTo35]

Are you indicating that black mm's lack control :rolleyes: :D


NO...they are just more fun :D :rolleyes:

[Hacklemerc]

+1. and I even have a DTR too...

[offroadkarter]

NO...they are just more fun :D :rolleyes:


the absence of color makes the car lighter, and i guess faster :lol:

[Dr Caleb]

the absence of color makes the car lighter, and i guess faster :lol:

It's the thinner coat of paint on Pre-January 2003 Black MMs that save all the weight.

[knine]

....cause I have one. He said you do? I said yeah, and slapped my trunk.
Is this code or something? I can't tell. Why was the guy touching your trunk ?

[justbob]

He was just checking for junk.

[ImpalaSlayer]

He was just checking for junk.
haha :laugh:

[Aren Jay]

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[Motorhead350]

Black Paint is a mixture of all the colours thus it would be heavier and slower.

The early ones has a thin layer of paint that didn't last and made a lotta people mad.

[centexmarauder]

well DTR was designed to attract old men, and DPB was for old women. i dont see why mercury is going down the drain, the marketing worked perfectly....