4X4 Marauder

[Haggis]

In another thread it was discussed on how to make a Marauder to AWD. Well that's all in fine with you wussy city folk, but we here in the country want real-man 4 wheel drive. Not only am I going to make it 4X4 I am also going to convert it into a pick-up.

Now I know a lot of you are saying; Gordon will never do anything to his Kenny Brown Marauder, and you're right that is why I am going to use Chris's Marauder. So not only will I have the only 4X4 pick-up Marauder, I will have the only KB 4X4 pick-up Marauder. But, you say that will take a lot of money to accomplish and you are right that is why I will be selling Chris's Firehawk and my Harley.

Well wish me luck!!!

[Pops]

Good Luck!!!!!!!!!!!!! You will need it when Chris gets wind of this Gordon!

[RF Overlord]

Gordon, it's a good thing you work at a hospital...

[DTRMiguel]

In another thread it was discussed on how to make a Marauder to AWD. Well that's all in fine with you wussy city folk, but we here in the country want real-man 4 wheel drive. Not only am I going to make it 4X4 I am also going to convert it into a pick-up.

Now I know a lot of you are saying; Gordon will never do anything to his Kenny Brown Marauder, and you're right that is why I am going to use Chris's Marauder. So not only will I have the only 4X4 pick-up Marauder, I will have the only KB 4X4 pick-up Marauder. But, you say that will take a lot of money to accomplish and you are right that is why I will be selling Chris's Firehawk and my Harley.

Well wish me luck!!!

If you mention to chris you thought about this she will kick your ass! :rofl: The firehawk is a collectors item:bows:

[MERCMAN]

Be sure to start a poll on this!! :rofl:

[O's Fan Rich]

AWESOME!!! You must have found the directions folder that Steve Babcock left with me that I passed onto you in a drunken haze...

I'd like to offer my assistance.
My MIG is portable and I can get Dad's plasma cutter!!

[merc]

That sounds like a great idea Haggis. Just purchase a old F-150 4x4 and Rich can weld the marauder exterior sheet metal to the frame. This can be done before your wife files separation papers. I could give you a hand. You will need a couple of pallbearers at your funeral. :flamer: Gordan since you are digging your own grave, why don't you sell the house and purchase one of these modernized homes in the next county. Think of all the money you would save http://www.citytv.com/images/yourcity-edmonton/May29_Still_Trailer_Parks.jpg

[Dr Caleb]

You know Gord, I was thinking about looking at a boat. An unrealistically expensive boat, and I thought since this in in the 'Community' forum, I though I'd share.

Never mind that I'm in one of two provinces that is completely land locked. I'm wondering if a 4X4 Marauder could handle pulling a really big boat. It would have to have a big gas tank, because the nearest ocean or sea is like 20 hours driving from here.

So, it makes perfect sense, being so land locked, to spend at least triple what my house is worth on a boat I might only use once a year because it is so difficult finding enough water near enough to me. Just as it makes perfect sense to make everyone else read this post and bore them to death in the process.

What kind of motor and transmission should be in this boat? What kind of boat does General O'Neal have? Does he get these coffee stains on the walls as well? Shhhh! I think someone is watching me.

[Haggis]

First off I do not work in a hospital and Chris wont mind me selling the Firehawk or turning her Marauder into a 4X4 pu.

Sounds good Rich, I can expect you the first weekend of the new year.

Merc, that aint no doublewide!!!!

Glenn, let me know when you purchase your Yacht and I'll be there to tow her to water.


Everyone, I forgot to mention that I am going to convert it over to diesel or maybe Kerosene; will have to talk to Dom to see which is better.

[merc]

Merc, that aint no doublewide!!!!



http://www.trailsendfishingresort.com/doublewide1.jpg

Hopefully this will due.

http://www.trailsendfishingresort.com/doublewide2.jpg

It's got hardware wood floors and upgraded kitchen. Plenty of room to eat so you have no need to go to Cracker-barrel.

http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2007/11/corvettespeedboat.jpg

I must admit I am trending toward the Marauder Boat concept. If the corvette boys can do it why can we.

http://www.pcmarinesurveys.com/BOATS/boat-car1.jpg

Darn, those GM boys have some good ideas. I can see your Marauder concept boat at the next car show.

[Haggis]

http://www.trailsendfishingresort.com/doublewide1.jpg

Hopefully this will due.

http://www.trailsendfishingresort.com/doublewide2.jpg

It's got hardware wood floors and upgraded kitchen. Plenty of room to eat so you have no need to go to Cracker-barrel.

Now that thar is a reel purrty country home and you know what they say about Cracker Barrel......?

[Joe Walsh]

All Right Gordon!

Way to go!!!

The world's first 4x4 Mercury Maraudchero!

Jack it up good with huge tires...Like 'BigFoot'....

Let us know how it all works out with hundreds of posts and updates!

I am also curious as to how well it will pull a huge boat.

I hope that Chris is as excited about selling her cars and starting this 'mod' as you.

[wchain]

Kinda like this clown who chopped up a Mercedes Benz.....

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2008/10/Mercedes-300SD-camper.jpg

[Joe Walsh]

Kinda like this clown who chopped up a Mercedes Benz.....

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2008/10/Mercedes-300SD-camper.jpg

LMAO!

Do the rear doors allow you to climb into the front bunk bed?

[Haggis]

All Right Gordon!

Way to go!!!

The world's first 4x4 Mercury Maraudchero!



I like the name Joe, can i use it?

Wes, that looks ugly with that camper on top; now why did you go and do that to your Mercedes?

[Joe Walsh]

I like the name Joe, can i use it?

Wes, that looks ugly with that camper on top; now why did you go and do that to your Mercedes?

Feel free!

(As long as I can get a ride in that wicked 4x4 when she is ready to run!)

[DOOM]

Here we go again :loco:

[rayjay]

Gordon, New Years Eve is tomorrow night, put down the drink and slowly back away from the computer... :beer:

[Haggis]

Gordon, New Years Eve is tomorrow night, put down the drink and slowly back away from the computer... :beer:

No drinky at worky.

[rayjay]

No drinky at worky.

Looks like no worky at worky either. :D

[O's Fan Rich]

First off I do not work in a hospital and Chris wont mind me selling the Firehawk or turning her Marauder into a 4X4 pu.

Sounds good Rich, I can expect you the first weekend of the new year.


Excellent!
Tonight I need you to get out some tape and spray paint.
Tape off the line you want cut for the bed area and spray the area to be removed, that way I don't make a cutting mistake.
Take a picture and email it to me at DEADASSGORDO@AOL.com

because you be a dead man when Chris sees it!~

[pantheroc]

In another thread it was discussed on how to make a Marauder to AWD. Well that's all in fine with you wussy city folk, but we here in the country want real-man 4 wheel drive. Not only am I going to make it 4X4 I am also going to convert it into a pick-up.

Now I know a lot of you are saying; Gordon will never do anything to his Kenny Brown Marauder, and you're right that is why I am going to use Chris's Marauder. So not only will I have the only 4X4 pick-up Marauder, I will have the only KB 4X4 pick-up Marauder. But, you say that will take a lot of money to accomplish and you are right that is why I will be selling Chris's Firehawk and my Harley.

Well wish me luck!!!

I had to check the date and time of your post... I figured it was a post from Saturday around midnight. ;)

[High-C]

Never fear fellas... I will bring a case of sawzall blades and 20 rolls of duct tape. We can have this project licked in no time. :cool:

[Aren Jay]

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[CBT]

LMAO! This is the funniest thread in a LONG time!

[Vortex]

Is this a thread started by.... ?

[Bluerauder]

:laugh: :laugh:

In another thread it was discussed on how to make a Marauder to AWD. Well that's all in fine with you wussy city folk, but we here in the country want real-man 4 wheel drive. Not only am I going to make it 4X4 I am also going to convert it into a pick-up.

Now I know a lot of you are saying; Gordon will never do anything to his Kenny Brown Marauder, and you're right that is why I am going to use Chris's Marauder. So not only will I have the only 4X4 pick-up Marauder, I will have the only KB 4X4 pick-up Marauder. But, you say that will take a lot of money to accomplish and you are right that is why I will be selling Chris's Firehawk and my Harley.

Well wish me luck!!!
You are gonna need more than LUCK on this job. When Chris finds out about this idea --- it'll be another Shot Heard Round the World.

If you thought that there was a "Flying Haggis" in Orlando, look out your window tonight and see him reach orbit -- no bungies cords attached this time. :rofl:

[larryo340]

Never fear fellas... I will bring a case of sawzall blades and 20 rolls of duct tape. We can have this project licked in no time. :cool:

I'll bring my sawzall too, and we can cut it twice as fast :D plus I'll also bring my "Big Daddy Riverter" who needs a welder ;)

[Blackened300a]

Oh I get it! Now squeeze us for any info you can get then abandon the idea and start another ridiculous suggestion like turning your Marauder into a hovercraft!

:puke::puke:

BTW, you didnt answer your own questions yet and a poll is missing.:rolleyes:

[SC Cheesehead]

You go, guy!

Make sure you put a 5 speed in it!!

[Ms. Denmark]

Sounds like someone's had a little too much Adam's

County Rebel Red. ;)

[Haggis]

You go, guy!

Make sure you put a 5 speed in it!!

No to the 5 speed, I'm going to go with 3 on the tree. Wasn't that the C4 tranny?

Paul, I am going to turn the Explorer into a DUCK instead of a hovercraft, it will be a lot easier.

Glenn, O'Neil is spelled with two L's; O'Neill. There is an O'Neil with one 'L', but he has no sense of humor.

[Dr Caleb]

I'm sure you could "Magyver" something together Gord.

[SC Cheesehead]

:laugh:

No to the 5 speed, I'm going to go with 3 on the tree. Wasn't that the C4 tranny?

Paul, I am going to turn the Explorer into a DUCK instead of a hovercraft, it will be a lot easier.

Glenn, O'Neil is spelled with two L's; O'Neill. There is an O'Neil with one 'L', but he has no sense of humor.

C4's rule! Man, that is gonna be one sweet ride!!:P




I'm sure you could "Magyver" something together Gord.

Uhhhh, I can pitch in some twine and duck tape.....

[Dr Caleb]

Uhhhh, I can pitch in some twine and duck tape.....



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General Jack O'Neill . . . MacGyver . . .same actor, Richard Dean Anderson. Guess it wasn't funny if I had to explain it. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9sCo7xZK0

[SC Cheesehead]

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Originally Posted by SC Cheesehead http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/showthread.php?p=698743#post69 8743)
Uhhhh, I can pitch in some twine and duck tape.....





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I think you mean....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCy8MpT45gk&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCy8MpT45gk&feature=related)



General Jack O'Neill . . . MacGyver . . .same actor, Richard Dean Anderson. Guess it wasn't funny if I had to explain it. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9sCo7xZK0

Uhhh, yeah, just my feeble attempt at adding some humor....:o

[Dr Caleb]

Uhhh, yeah, just my feeble attempt at adding some humor....:o

Ok, so we're both off our game today.


When's the drinking start?

[SC Cheesehead]

Ok, so we're both off our game today.


When's the drinking start?

About 7 minutes ago!:beer:

[MarauderMark]

Brother dat waht we gotta dooup here in cuntree land:up: Need help just ask.

[Spectragod]

I think I found a kit that will be almost a direct bolt on, check it out........

http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=product_in fo&cPath=6&products_id=38

[Haggis]

I think I found a kit that will be almost a direct bolt on, check it out........

http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=product_in fo&cPath=6&products_id=38

Did you read my first post? I do not want some sissy cityboy AWD, I want a real Good-ol'-boy 4 wheel drive set-up.

[Spectragod]

Did you read my first post? I do not want some sissy cityboy AWD, I want a real Good-ol'-boy 4 wheel drive set-up.

Look here.... I'm just trying to help. :D

[Georges93LX]

For Planning Purposes Only:
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14155
This is what's left of the car above.
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When your wife is finished with you, can I have your dog?:D

[SC Cheesehead]

:laugh:


When your wife is finished with you, can I have your dog?:D

The dog will be about the only thing left of 'ol Gordo!

[Haggis]

When your wife is finished with you, can I have your dog?:D

Sure, but you will have to dig up the bones. :bigcry:

[Haggis]

Look here.... I'm just trying to help. :D

I know.

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[Aren Jay]

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[justbob]

http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn19/marauding4life/SpockFascinating.jpg

[Aren Jay]

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[Haggis]

You could put http://www.mattracks.com/ on the back and 26's up front.

The worlds first Half Track Marauder.

I was thinking about that for the '95 Explorer.

[Leadfoot281]

This whole 4x4 idea is a pretty decent idea. I do like the thought of a Cummins turbo diesel in a Marauder.

But what I really want is an amphibious Marauder.

Do you folks know of anyway to make a Marauder amphibious? That would REALLY show those snooty Subie owners who's cool!

Of course will need fold down trays in the seats so I could dine on a sandwich will being boated around by my chaffuer. Mmmmm.. I can almost taste the Grey Poupon dijon mustard!

[justbob]

If your planning a pick up what roll bar are you gonna design? You also need to add glasspack's and turndowns.

Gunrack in rear window?
"I can whistle dixie with my buttcheeks" bumper sticker might be hard to find nowadays.
Lighting?
Bull horns?

Give us some more details please.

[O's Fan Rich]

If your planning a pick up what roll bar are you gonna design? You also need to add glasspack's and turndowns.

Gunrack in rear window?
"I can whistle dixie with my buttcheeks" bumper sticker might be hard to find nowadays.
Lighting?
Bull horns?

Give us some more details please.

Now you're just getting silly......
I have the glass packs and turndowns for him already.....

[94_302]

Everyone, I forgot to mention that I am going to convert it over to diesel or maybe Kerosene; will have to talk to Dom to see which is better.

Diesel hmmm kind of like these

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x2t6BK3E_0

http://videos.streetfire.net/video/1320Videocom-Twin-Turbo_123663.htm

[SC Cheesehead]

This whole 4x4 idea is a pretty decent idea. I do like the thought of a Cummins turbo diesel in a Marauder.

But what I really want is an amphibious Marauder.

Do you folks know of anyway to make a Marauder amphibious? That would REALLY show those snooty Subie owners who's cool!

Of course will need fold down trays in the seats so I could dine on a sandwich will being boated around by my chaffuer. Mmmmm.. I can almost taste the Grey Poupon dijon mustard!

How would this work for you?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fe/DA-SC-85-11316.JPG (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fe/DA-SC-85-11316.JPG)

[Leadfoot281]

How would this work for you?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fe/DA-SC-85-11316.JPG (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fe/DA-SC-85-11316.JPG)


AWESOME! That's what I'm talking about!

Since I don't want to put a trailer hitch on the Marauder, but I really want to go Duck hunting, so an amphibious Marauder would be perfect!

Those fools in their fancy Jags will sooo jealous!

[SC Cheesehead]

AWESOME! That's what I'm talking about!

Since I don't want to put a trailer hitch on the Marauder, but I really want to go Duck hunting, so an amphibious Marauder would be perfect!

Those fools in their fancy Jags will sooo jealous!

Especially if you mount one of those spiffy whip antennas on it, too!

[Aren Jay]

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