Me and a Porsche Cayman

[Motorhead350]

If you have something in your mouth remove it because I am about to step in and probably make you laugh. I was on I-94 heading to Chicago in the Marauder with my girlfriend in the front seat, 2 turtles in the passenger seat floor board and my parents dog in the back seat.

We are doing around 65 or 60 when a Porsche Cayman passese us like we are standing still. I looked around and said "Sweet. We now have a Rabbit!" I jump on the throttle and it only needs about 1/2 throttle to catch up. I am doing 120 and I am right behind it. The driver sees that I caught right up, puts on the brakes and slows down to 60! The driver thought I was a cop!!! :lol:

I didn't pass the S.U.V. until we got to the toll booth. At the toll booth we were side by side and I gave it half throttle off the line, smoked the tires and left that S.U.V. 40 car lengths behind by the time I hit 60. Now it was pretty obvious that I wasn't a police officer.

It gets better. As the driver passed me I was petting the dog that was in the back seat and as I look over it's a beautiful French girl driving this S.U.V. and she is a ten... perfect, at least from the chest up. ;) My g/f said the driver "looked like a Barbie doll and probably had a lot of operations to look like that." I said "I have natural beauty, she might too ya know!"

Not a kill, but funny to think the car still scares people! :burnout:

[BAD MERC]

You're thinking of a Cayenne SUV- the Cayman resembles a 911. I scare more people with my '06 Taurus than I ever did with the Marauder.

[CBT]

If you have something in your mouth remove it because I am about to step in and probably make you laugh.

Man you could have stopped right here, I was already starting to chuckle.
Those poor turtles, 120 mph for a turtle is like space shuttle speed to us, lol.

[MERCMAN]

And you knew she was French because????

[Joe Walsh]

And you knew she was French because????

Dom could see her armpit hair blowing sexily in the HVAC vent's airflow.

[Egon Spengler]

How are we going to get anywhere quickly when they redesign the cruisers or use a different make or model?!?!?!? With the lights in the grills and mounted to the rear view mirror... people get out of my way nice and quick

[Joe Walsh]

I'm getting a little tired of people suddenly slowing down when I get behind them...or doing 30 mph max on a road where you cannot pass them.

[Blackened300a]

If you have something in your mouth remove it because I am about to step in and probably make you laugh.

I emptied my mouth, strapped on my laughing hat and was ready for the funny. Now where is it? :D

[magindat]

Cayman is a hard top boxter. Easy prey.

[oldekid]

And you knew she was French because????I was wanting to hear this as well. :)

[DOOM]

Dom could see her armpit hair blowing sexily in the HVAC vent's airflow.

:laugh: :rofl:

[oldekid]

DOOM, that doesn't prove that it was French, let alone a girl!
:shake:

[Motorhead350]

I emptied my mouth, strapped on my laughing hat and was ready for the funny. Now where is it? :D

It's in the mens room. Meet me in there and I'll show you something funny.

[CBT]

Dom could see her armpit hair blowing sexily in the HVAC vent's airflow.

LMMFAO!! You sick sick sick puppy.

[Joe Walsh]

Dom!

She must have wrecked her Porsche, because now she is riding a bike;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT89qfDx3yM

[Motorhead350]

No sound at school Joe, but it would have been nice if she had hair that long. :banana:

The one in the SUV looked closer to my age than the girl in the commercial, but hey it's all good!

[offroadkarter]

How are we going to get anywhere quickly when they redesign the cruisers




redesign? the crown victoria? :baaa::rofl:


One Ford insider says, "I think we are done letting products wither on the vine, so I don't think we will Crown Vic the Explorer." http://www.businessweek.com/autos/content/jun2006/bw20060615_158318.htm?chan=aut os_autos+index+page


Meaning, they dont care about the panther platform anymore, incase we didnt already know http://www.svtperformance.com/forums/images/smilies/tired.gif

[justbob]

Dom!

She must have wrecked her Porsche, because now she is riding a bike;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT89qfDx3yM
Now that was GROSS! Thanks Joe!

[Bigdogjim]

It gets better. As the driver passed me I was petting the dog that was in the back seat and as I look over it's a beautiful French girl driving this S.U.V. and she is a ten... perfect, at least from the chest up. ;) My g/f said the driver "looked like a Barbie doll and probably had a lot of operations to look like that." I said "I have natural beauty, she might too ya know!"

Not a kill, but funny to think the car still scares people! :burnout:

Now if that S.U.V. had a letter S on the back you still be looking for it!!

Nice story. Now how are the turtles?

[Motorhead350]

Thank you and the turtles are just fine. Mack keeps biting Bella whenever I put her in Macks tank. I think it has to do with his territory or something.

[Mike]

Dom could see her armpit hair blowing sexily in the HVAC vent's airflow.

:lol: :lol: That there is funny!!!!

[Dobs]

Cayman is a hard top boxter. Easy prey.

Not even funny... :burn: