my car got nutz.

[LOWBUCKMM]

i got board again and i had some truck nutz laying around. so i put them on my merc. what do you think.

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn223/sl398/here2.jpg

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn223/sl398/here.jpg

[ImpalaSlayer]

Lame!!!!!!!!!

[Spectragod]

Looks like a$$, my 4.6 cents....

[Black_Noise]

looks horrible

[Brian H]

Hillbilly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

[Local Boy]

Brutha Please...

Don't do it!

ALOHA

[FrankJAG]

Sigh..... :-/

[mpearce]

Absolutely not. It'll look even more horrible if your MM is stock. Those are for hillbillys.

[LIGHTNIN1]

:help::help::help::help::help: :help::help::help::help::help:

[Mac-MerC]

i got board again

wrong "board"... the one u ment was "bored"

[TiTo35]

Every time I see them on a car...I wonder WTF?! If you get board or bored again...wash the car, drive the car, hug the car, buff the car, take pics of the car...but dont put balls on it! :banned:

[ctrlraven]

Shaking My Head.

[Hotrauder]

I have always said, "to each his own!" But this says way to much about about you and may be the single worst Marauder mod ever posted. Interesting that you would have no clue how it would be received...and I am willing to bet dollars to donuts that you could care less and expect you will tell me so to prove it. :rolleyes: Dennis

[Mac-MerC]

This man said "Hug the Car".... alrightyyyyyy then

[Starman]

Well at least if someone tells you your car has no balls, you can say yes it does and show them.

[johnnyrauder]

Not big enough!!!!!!!!!!

[Joe Walsh]

That looks pretty good, but it won't look complete until you add a set of these:

:2thumbs:

[Joe Walsh]

BTW: Do those pull up under the bumper in cold weather?

[TAKEDOWN]

:eek: :lol: :shake:

[CKMustangCobra]

No

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[LOWBUCKMM]

I have always said, "to each his own!" But this says way to much about about you and may be the single worst Marauder mod ever posted. Interesting that you would have no clue how it would be received...and I am willing to bet dollars to donuts that you could care less and expect you will tell me so to prove it. :rolleyes: Dennis


guess what you are right. hillbilly is a harsh word id rather be called redneck. all you guys like it so much i just might post up a "how to" to put these on all your cars. and i know i ask what all you people thought about them. and i only figured people would not like it, and i dont care how many of you dont. now im just going to keep them on my car just to spite them people.

[Blackmobile]

They need to be dragging on the ground creating sparks. :depress:

[offroadkarter]

nothing says white trash like hanging testicles from your vehicle...

Next

[justbob]

LOL, Brandon! But here in IL we do require a trailer for pulling a boat! Wait a minute, you do have what, seven cars equaling seven axles, or is that considered fourteen? Either way, how many axles are under the house?

Batting a million here lately, your gonna have to get clever for next weeks mod pic. Later bro.

[Hacklemerc]

Now your car can "T" bag other cars...

[LOWBUCKMM]

LOL, Brandon! But here in IL we do require a trailer for pulling a boat! Wait a minute, you do have what, seven cars equaling seven axles, or is that considered fourteen? Either way, how many axles are under the house?

Batting a million here lately, your gonna have to get clever for next weeks mod pic. Later bro.



thanks bob. i was waiting on your response all day.

[knine]

Obviously all the "Mods" are on vacation. :shake:

[gmtech]

Now your car can "T" bag other cars...


Now that is some funny shite right there!!:bows:

Please no ball hanging on the MM:puke:

[justbob]

Glad I could help:up: But PPPPPPPPPPlease don't bring your balls to the next car show.:D

[LOWBUCKMM]

Glad I could help:up: But PPPPPPPPPPlease don't bring your balls to the next car show.:D


ok next car show ill tuck them in.

[justbob]

You need the zipper mod.

[LOWBUCKMM]

thats next weeks mod.

[CBT]

In before the nutz lock.

[03blackvegas]

Wait, don't tell me, your a young guy.

[LOWBUCKMM]

Wait, don't tell me, your a young guy.


dont worry i won't. come on even my 56 year old dad liks the way it looks.

[guspech750]

i think they look great. they need to be brighter and you should make the viens more visible so they stand out and say im proud of my nuts. add some hair too!!

[Shora]

What about the shlong up the Marauder's butt mod?

It cannot be anymore g a y than this.

Nothing personal, your just trying to look like a tough guy.

A fellow member is selling a belt PERFECT for you (see his ad below). You are the CHAMP!

Originally Posted by wakecountyp71 http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/showthread.php?p=753620#post75 3620)
replica adult size wcw tag team championship belt. gold plated on leather straps just like in real life! very cool item if you are a wrestling fan! = $150

[Shora]

....come on even my 56 year old dad liks the way it looks.

So your father likes the look of nuts in his face (at least when driving)?

That explains it. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

[Blackened300a]

Congrats on winning Mod of the month.

http://notsomotivational.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/gay-called.jpg

[LOWBUCKMM]

So your father likes the look of nuts in his face (at least when driving)?

That explains it. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.


come on make fun of me not my dad. even thou i dont really like him.

[guspech750]

i was thinking of the strap-on mod for my gear shifter instead of the stock shifter

[Shora]

come on make fun of me not my dad. even thou i dont really like him.

I didn't make fun of him. I used a question mark (?) because I couldn't believe it to be true.

[Aren Jay]

..........

[ImpalaSlayer]

Come to Alberta order the prairie oysters.


uhhh do i even wana know what a prairie oyster is? :confused:

[Got_1]

if you just put them on to take the pic and then took them off it would be funny but it seems to me that you think it looks cool and thats just wrong!

[DOOM]

At least they're shaved :lol:

[Vortex]

Very crappy.

[justbob]

if you just put them on to take the pic and then took them off it
This is exactly what was done, others have taken this way too seriously. It was only a joke.

[Jake Steel]

are you going to put a gun rack in your rear window or is it there already.....you know your a redneck whennnnnnnnnnnnnnn........

[Jake Steel]

:puke::argue::lol:

[FrankJAG]

This is exactly what was done, others have taken this way too seriously. It was only a joke.
Pretty ballsy joke if you ask me! ::::rim shot::::
Thank you! I am here all week :lol:

[CBT]

Pretty ballsy joke if you ask me! ::::rim shot::::
Thank you! I am here all week :lol:
ZING! This thread is still unlocked, crazy.

[Pops]

ZING! This thread is still unlocked, crazy.

I agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Joe Walsh]

All jokes aside...it is kind of weird if you think about it;

Hanging oversized replicas of sexual organs from your rear bumper....:dunno:

[FrankJAG]

Try explaining that to a kid.... Those things are my pet peeve, there is no good reason whatsoever you can give me to justify hanging pornography off your vehicle.
I find them very offensive and tacky as hell.
/rant :-)

[Haggis]

Maybe he just get 'snipped' and can't throw them away.

What is wrong with a gun rack, I have one on the inside of my trunk lid.

[CBT]

Gun rack, makes me think of a bra for some reason. Oh I remember why cause I'm always horny.

[Haggis]

Gun rack, makes me think of a bra for some reason. Oh I remember why cause I'm always horny.

No, that is called a banana hamock.

[CBT]

No, that is called a banana hamock.

No, that holds my love gun.

[Egon Spengler]

In before the chastity belt!

[rayjay]

I can't believe I read the whole post... and started page 5

[captain]

Castration... usually before they drop.

[Got_1]

Try explaining that to a kid.... Those things are my pet peeve, there is no good reason whatsoever you can give me to justify hanging pornography off your vehicle.
I find them very offensive and tacky as hell.
/rant :-)

i don't no how this could offend you...tacky yes. offensive? c'mon really? its 2009 for cryin out loud.

[LIGHTNIN1]

Might as well add a trailer hitch also and the propeller hitch cover.:fishslap:

[Bluerauder]

Please put 'em back in your wife's (or girlfreind's) purse. She called to say they were missing. :rolleyes:

[FrankJAG]

i don't no how this could offend you...tacky yes. offensive? c'mon really? its 2009 for cryin out loud.
An enlarged version of a man's testicles is not offensive? I certainly did find it inappropriate when my youngest asked what they were.
What I find really wierd is that seemingly tough macho men like big balls hanging off their bumpers. Must be the fag in them showing :lol:

[CBT]

An enlarged version of a man's testicles is not offensive? I certainly did find it inappropriate when my youngest asked what they were.
What I find really wierd is that seemingly tough macho men like big balls hanging off their bumpers. Must be the fag in them showing :lol:

Mebbe the rest of the "package" is poking out the grill??

[LOWBUCKMM]

now i just think this is funny.

[gate500gr]

Ho-ly s#!t...

[FrankJAG]

LMAO!!
Whole new meaning to rod thru the block. ;-)

[ledzilla]

I'm trying to hold in the laughter, this whole bit is hilarious! Personally, not my cup of tea (pun intended?), but I think if I saw such a thing while driving down the road I would be laughing so hard I'd crash into something. I'll just stick with my skull lock knobs. And Bob, I love your comments. You know how to give a guy a smile.

[rayjay]

I have to agree with the posts about explaining it to children, especially my 11 yr old daughter.

[B.C. Bake]

:rofl: :rofl: You my friend are "crazy" :loco: Just wondering if your house has wheels on it, and six dogs on the porch.

[LOWBUCKMM]

:rofl: :rofl: You my friend are "crazy" :loco: Just wondering if your house has wheels on it, and six dogs on the porch.


no just one dog. and my house dont have wheels i think they took them off way befor i got here.

[Motorhead350]

Hey to each his own. The only person that should care if it looks good or not is you.

I don't like it, doesn't mean it sucks though.

I think you are the only Marauder with such a mod! :D

[DEFYANT]

Oh man.... ok I'll admit I consider that as a joke. I even posted a goofy comment way back when. I got blasted, like you - lol. But shyt man, I never actually did it!!! Now go remove the fake balls off your Marauder, spend the cash and get REAL balls for it. Your MM will thank you, the public will than you, and we will thank you.

Castration? Cumming right up!

[airborne_mp84]

leave it 2 the trucks bro

[LOWBUCKMM]

Oh man.... ok I'll admit I consider that as a joke. I even posted a goofy comment way back when. I got blasted, like you - lol. But shyt man, I never actually did it!!! Now go remove the fake balls off your Marauder, SPEND THE CASH AND GET SOME REAL BALLS FOR IT . Your MM will thank you, the public will than you, and we will thank you.

Castration? Cumming right up!


my car does have some balls not a big set like your car but mine runs pretty good in the 1/4.

[guccijayda]

thats meant to be funny right? you clown!:lol:

[Spectragod]

Cash spent, balls are in the picture.....

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/gallery/data/500/medium/IMG_1416.JPG

[FrankJAG]

Now that is some balls right there!