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Bluerauder
07-11-2009, 03:52 AM
This could be right up "CBT"'s alley. Not far from Hampton & Suffolk. Right off VA Route 460 near Ivor, VA.

"Virginia's only nudist camp is doing its part to help stage the nation's largest simultaneous skinny dip this weekend. White Tail Resort will offer free admission to newcomers at its annual open house Saturday and Sunday.

"The Southhampton County resort will participate in the attempt to make the Guiness Book of World Records on Saturday at 3 p.m. with the simultaneous skinny dip.

"The resort will have a display of antique and customized cars on Sunday."

BTW -- Don't forget to take the sunscreen .... especially if you are a "white tail". :rofl:
MyTMerc
07-11-2009, 04:57 AM
This could be right up "CBT"'s alley. Not far from Hampton & Suffolk. Right off VA Route 460 near Ivor, VA.

"Virginia's only nudist camp is doing its part to help stage the nation's largest simultaneous skinny dip this weekend. White Tail Resort will offer free admission to newcomers at its annual open house Saturday and Sunday.

"The Southhampton County resort will participate in the attempt to make the Guiness Book of World Records on Saturday at 3 p.m. with the simultaneous skinny dip.

"The resort will have a display of antique and customized cars on Sunday."

BTW -- Don't forget to take the sunscreen .... especially if you are a "white tail". :rofl:
Are you proposing this for a CAM meet? I think I'm on the fence:seesaw:


Just curious... What were you searching on when you found this?:rolleyes:
Bluerauder
07-11-2009, 05:01 AM
Are you proposing this for a CAM meet? I think I'm on the fence:seesaw:


Just curious... What were you searching on when you found this?:rolleyes:
Maybe next year .... we'll have to gauge interest. :P

It was just a short blurb in my local newspaper that I found interesting.
TiTo35
07-11-2009, 07:02 AM
Something about a free skinny dipping world record dont sit right with me...in VA?!?!? Sounds like a set-up...:laugh:
Ms. Denmark
07-11-2009, 07:04 AM
Something about a free skinny dipping world record dont sit right with me...in VA?!?!? Sounds like a set-up...:laugh:Yeah! Like one of those FBI stings. Round up all the usual suspects! STAY AWAY TiTO!!:D
ctrlraven
07-11-2009, 12:53 PM
No it's legit, been on the news up here, online and in local papers.
Black Dynamite
07-11-2009, 01:06 PM
So is it a nudist car show too? 'Cause if so those "please do not touch" signs have even more meaning now. :lol:
CBT
07-11-2009, 08:30 PM
Nude car show?! How did I not hear about this until I read it here tonite dammit.
DOOM
08-13-2009, 08:27 PM
How the hell did i miss this thread??? :(
CBT
08-14-2009, 04:23 AM
How the hell did i miss this thread??? :(

Dunno!! I have a flyer for this by the way. Didn't go tho.
juno
08-14-2009, 04:38 AM
My sister and her husband were there. :eek:
Krytin
08-14-2009, 05:09 AM
This thread is worthless w/out pictures! :P

:lol:
rayjay
08-14-2009, 08:04 AM
This thread is worthless w/out pictures! :P

:lol:

+1 need pics
CBT
08-14-2009, 08:13 AM
+1 need pics

I will poke 2 holes in the flyer, run a string thru them, and wear it like a buckskin flap ala native American Indian if yous guys want.
hdirish50
08-14-2009, 08:14 AM
This may be a great place for Marauderville 8 :banana2:
Krytin
08-14-2009, 09:20 AM
I will poke 2 holes in the flyer, run a string thru them, and wear it like a buckskin flap ala native American Indian if yous guys want.

Thanks for the visual!
CBT
08-14-2009, 09:28 AM
Thanks for the visual!

I'm here to help!:beer:
Phrog_gunner
08-14-2009, 09:33 AM
I will poke 2 holes in the flyer, run a string thru them, and wear it like a buckskin flap ala native American Indian if yous guys want.

I have a loin cloth you can borrow....its part of my sumo wrestler costume from Japan.
CBT
08-14-2009, 09:38 AM
I have a loin cloth you can borrow....its part of my sumo wrestler costume from Japan.

Yeah? You would like grabbing all up on fat dudes wouldn't ya.
CBT
08-14-2009, 09:39 AM
I have a loin cloth you can borrow....its part of my sumo wrestler costume from Japan.

What was your wrestling name, Crouching Mantits Hidden Penus?
DOOM
08-14-2009, 09:43 AM
What was your wrestling name, Crouching Mantits Hidden Penus?

:laugh: :laugh:
Joe Walsh
08-14-2009, 09:46 AM
Things that you DO NOT want to hear at a Nudist Car Show:

"Uhmmm.....that's not liquid polish on your car!"

"I've got a stroker under the hood"

"They rebuilt my rear, but it's still leaking fluid."

"What caused these streaks on the paint's finish?"

"She's hard to start on a cold morning...I have to goose her to warm her up."

"Looks like you've got a sagging rear bumper."

And the worst:

"Nice Marauder!!!....Can I sit in it?"
Phrog_gunner
08-14-2009, 09:55 AM
What was your wrestling name, Crouching Mantits Hidden Penus?

Yeah but it was only "hidden" when you were my partner...
CBT
08-14-2009, 10:04 AM
You are a sick, sick man. You need therapy. Here, stretch out on Dr. CBT's couch...


Things that you DO NOT want to hear at a Nudist Car Show:

"Uhmmm.....that's not liquid polish on your car!"

"I've got a stroker under the hood"

"They rebuilt my rear, but it's still leaking fluid."

"What caused these streaks on the paint's finish?"

"She's hard to start on a cold morning...I have to goose her to warm her up."

"Looks like you've got a sagging rear bumper."

And the worst:

"Nice Marauder!!!....Can I sit in it?"
Krytin
08-14-2009, 10:04 AM
Things that you DO NOT want to hear at a Nudist Car Show:

"Uhmmm.....that's not liquid polish on your car!"

"I've got a stroker under the hood"

"They rebuilt my rear, but it's still leaking fluid."

"What caused these streaks on the paint's finish?"

"She's hard to start on a cold morning...I have to goose her to warm her up."

"Looks like you've got a sagging rear bumper."

And the worst:

"Nice Marauder!!!....Can I sit in it?"


You know, I really love this place!
There is no place else like it!

You can't fit more screwballs (myself included) under one roof!
CBT
08-14-2009, 10:06 AM
Things that you DO NOT want to hear at a Nudist Car Show:

"Uhmmm.....that's not liquid polish on your car!"

"I've got a stroker under the hood"

"They rebuilt my rear, but it's still leaking fluid."

"What caused these streaks on the paint's finish?"

"She's hard to start on a cold morning...I have to goose her to warm her up."

"Looks like you've got a sagging rear bumper."

And the worst:

"Nice Marauder!!!....Can I sit in it?"

"I see you have the Bullnutz mod. Oh you don't? My bad."
Joe Walsh
08-14-2009, 10:08 AM
"I see you have the Bullnutz mod. Oh you don't? My bad."


LOL....

"Nope, just bending over to get something out of the trunk."
Phrog_gunner
08-14-2009, 10:10 AM
Here, stretch out on Dr. CBT's couch...

Don't fall for it....you will wake up groggy, not be able to sit down and strangely whistling the Navy song.....
CBT
08-14-2009, 10:12 AM
Don't fall for it....you will wake up groggy, not be able to sit down and strangely whistling the Navy song.....

"From the halls of MontAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"
CBT
08-14-2009, 10:13 AM
LOL....

"Nope, just bending over to get something out of the trunk."

OOooooOOooo!!!! Hopefully it's a Twister mat!!!
Phrog_gunner
08-14-2009, 10:15 AM
"From the halls of MontAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"

If the Army and the Navy ever look on Heaven's scenes;
They will find the streets are guarded by United States Marines.
CBT
08-14-2009, 10:17 AM
If the Army and the Navy ever look on Heaven's scenes;
They will find the streets are guarded by United States Marines.

Someone gotta keep the streets safe while we party!!
Phrog_gunner
08-14-2009, 10:18 AM
Someone gotta keep the streets safe while we party!!

Yeah, but the muslims are gonna be pissed when their virgins flock to us....
CBT
08-14-2009, 10:21 AM
Yeah, but the muslims are gonna be pissed when their virgins flock to us....

This makes me think of sheep for some reason.:hmmm:
Phrog_gunner
08-14-2009, 10:23 AM
This makes me think of sheep for some reason.:hmmm:

Put the velcro gloves away....
CBT
08-14-2009, 10:23 AM
Put the velcro gloves away....

No way, dude! I just got used to typing with them.
Phrog_gunner
08-14-2009, 10:26 AM
No way, dude! I just got used to typing with them.

LMAO... touche
CBT
08-14-2009, 10:30 AM
LMAO... touche

Never know when a herd might happen to walk past my desk, I want to be prepared.
Phrog_gunner
08-14-2009, 10:35 AM
Never know when a herd might happen to walk past my desk, I want to be prepared.

You are BAAAAAAAAD
CBT
08-14-2009, 10:37 AM
You are BAAAAAAAAD

Did you see Tropical Thunder?
Phrog_gunner
08-14-2009, 10:39 AM
Did you see Tropical Thunder?

Ya but I dindt pay much attention to it, like I do most other movies.
Phrog_gunner
08-14-2009, 10:44 AM
Joe, you need to get your boy under control again....

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/showthread.php?t=56047
Joe Walsh
08-14-2009, 12:23 PM
Joe, you need to get your boy under control again....

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/showthread.php?t=56047

'My boy'....??.....:shake:

Naw....I've stayed away from him lately.
He seemed to be sticking to his 'meds' and limiting his oddball threads.

An invisible Marauder sounds like a cool idea until you think about real world consequences....like
the (already) unobservant moron doing 80 mph in a 7500 lb Chevy Suburban.